My "friend" stuck his finger in my peanut butter! How should I punish

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#51 -Fromage-
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That's quite the dilemma.
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#52 Serraph105
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Grind his parents up into chilli and feed them to him.

yabbicoke
yeah but that takes so much planning and luck. I mean you gotta find a redneck farmer who shoots on site and a pony and a lot of other factors and you gottaget his favorite band to come make fun of him.
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#53 Locke562
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kill his family, then turn him into peanut butter and eat him. ferrari2001
No! Kill him, turn him into peanut butter and make his family eat it!
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#54 Locke562
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[QUOTE="yabbicoke"]

Grind his parents up into chilli and feed them to him.

Serraph105
yeah but that takes so much planning and luck. I mean you gotta find a redneck farmer who shoots on site and a pony and a lot of other factors and you gottaget his favorite band to come make fun of him.

Wasn't there a teen comedy like that in the 80's?
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#55 dackchaar
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stick peanut butter in his boogers

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#56 Theokhoth
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I must say, this topic is quite entertaining.

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#57 jimmyjammer69
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Have an elderly gypsy warn him that he's going to turn into a peanut for misdeeds past , then gradually replace his possessions with small piles of peanuts while he's not looking. Slowly fill his entire home with peanuts, posting them through his letterbox and leaving them in his shoes until he eventually goes mad and begs for forgiveness.
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#58 Kikouken
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Get a rocket launcher and go nuts.
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#59 EmpCom
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Beg him to foregive the fact you thought you needed to come onto a forum and ask such a ?. Ohh and you could point out what he did and ask him to replace it
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#60 Locke562
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Have an elderly gypsy warn him that he's going to turn into a peanut for misdeeds past , then gradually replace his possessions with small piles of peanuts while he's not looking. Slowly fill his entire home with peanuts, posting them through his letterbox and leaving them in his shoes until he eventually goes mad and begs for forgiveness.jimmyjammer69
Dude! Wasn't there a drama/parable made in the 80's about this very thing?
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#61 robobie
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Get the piece of the peanut butter with the booger and put it on a spoon.

Heat the peanut butter until it turns into a liquid. When it is in the form of a liquid pour it onto your friends forehead.

The peanut butter will boil into his skin and he will be left with a booger on his forehead.

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#62 jimmyjammer69
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[QUOTE="jimmyjammer69"]Have an elderly gypsy warn him that he's going to turn into a peanut for misdeeds past , then gradually replace his possessions with small piles of peanuts while he's not looking. Slowly fill his entire home with peanuts, posting them through his letterbox and leaving them in his shoes until he eventually goes mad and begs for forgiveness.Locke562
Dude! Wasn't there a drama/parable made in the 80's about this very thing?

I wouldn't be surprised. It's a common enough theme.