My Sub thinks i'm possessed because I am left handed!

This morning my math teacher was not in school so we had a sub. The sub was this really old bald guy, about 80 years old or so. Anyway I am left handed so I was doing my work and he came up to me and whispered in my ear "Are you allowed to write with your left hand?", I was stunned when he said that. I heard stories that when my grandmother was in school they used to force her to use her right hand I thought that was all over now. I replied to him "Yes Sir". He said "but all of the other kids are using their right hand". I said I know but I was born like this I can't write with my right hand". Then he just walked away.
My friends and I just laughed about it and went on to our work (we were working in a group of four). Then he came back to talk to us and he said "you know lefty when I was younger I went to Catholic school and the nuns used to beat the leftys because we thought they were possessed, the devil was a lefty. Then he said you should seriously consider wrirting with you right hand. I said I don't think thats going to happen sir. Then for the ****he just refered to me as lefty and when ever I answered a question he said that can't be right your a lefty. I might have him for a few more days. What should I do?

scientific fact: Left Handed people are possessed. Sorry :(CIoud_S

Yes, it is rather unfortunate.

I'm...sorry? What did you expect me to do...

Left handed people are the masters of the universe. Use your right brain dominance to control others.

Think about it

Julius Caesar,

Einstein,

the list goes on and on

Reading this post just made you gayhealthycow

Reading this post just made you gayhealthycow

Reading my reply to his post makes you SUPER gay.

And duh...All leftys are possessed...I thaught that was the first thing they taught you at school.

Remind him that almost every US president has been left handed, then flip him off...with your left hand. Us lefties gotta stick together. :Dfidosim

YEAH Lefty Power!

Reading this post just made you gayhealthycow

I think I fell in love with you.

You also are heathen and are going to hell. lycrof

:? I'm left handed. I never heard that before.ayanami_rei

[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"]:? I'm left handed. I never heard that before.CIoud_S

[QUOTE="healthycow"]Reading this post just made you gayElemayo

Reading my reply to his post makes you SUPER gay.

And duh...All leftys are possessed...I thaught that was the first thing they taught you at school.

Hey, if it doesn't try to make me kill people or anything, it's all good with me. :P ayanami_rei

I thought back then lefties were considered a mental disability not like a demonic thing.Proobie44

if you go far enough back there's no real distinction between the two.

[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"]Hey, if it doesn't try to make me kill people or anything, it's all good with me. :P CIoud_S

:o Holy water has no effect on me!
ayanami_rei

You're left handed? And you are NOT being whipped for it? What is wrong with you? You should be taking those whippings like a man. It'll teach you to write with your right hand.

He's 80. Deal with it.

This morning my math teacher was not in school so we had a sub. The sub was this really old bald guy, about 80 years old or so. Anyway I am left handed so I was doing my work and he came up to me and whispered in my ear "Are you allowed to write with your left hand?", I was stunned when he said that. I heard stories that when my grandmother was in school they used to force her to use her right hand I thought that was all over now. I replied to him "Yes Sir". He said "but all of the other kids are using their right hand". I said I know but I was born like this I can't write with my right hand". Then he just walked away.
My friends and I just laughed about it and went on to our work (we were working in a group of four). Then he came back to talk to us and he said "you know lefty when I was younger I went to Catholic school and the nuns used to beat the leftys because we thought they were possessed, the devil was a lefty. Then he said you should seriously consider wrirting with you right hand. I said I don't think thats going to happen sir. Then for the ****he just refered to me as lefty and when ever I answered a question he said that can't be right your a lefty. I might have him for a few more days. What should I do?

FireShadow12

roflmao

I'd love to have a professor call me a name, I'd get a good laugh from it.

You should be happy.

I fail. :( Aeronautical

Which one is with your left and which one is with your right I can't tell?

report the *******. I'm sure the principle will do something about it, and if not at least they'll talk to him about it, thus dragging him away from whatever subs do on their free time

I'm left handed and I'm teaching myself to write with my right hand so I can write two things at once! lolRikusaki