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My Sub thinks i'm possessed because I am left handed!

FireShadow12 · 2008-01-24 05:42:09

This morning my math teacher was not in school so we had a sub. The sub was this really old bald guy, about 80 years old or so. Anyway I am left handed so I was doing my work and he came up to me and whispered in my ear 'Are you allowed to write with your left hand?', I was stunned when he said that. I heard stories that when my grandmother was in school they used to force her to use her right hand I thought that was all over now. I replied to him 'Yes Sir'. He said 'but all of the other kids are using their right hand'. I said I know but I was born like this I can't write with my right hand'. Then he just walked away. My friends and I just laughed about it and went on to our work (we were working in a group of four). Then he came back to talk to us and he said 'you know lefty when I was younger I went to Catholic school and the nuns used to beat the leftys because we thought they were possessed, the devil was a lefty. Then he said you should seriously consider wrirting with you right hand. I said I don't think thats going to happen sir. Then for the ****he just refered to me as lefty and when ever I answered a question he said that can't be right your a lefty. I might have him for a few more days. What should I do?

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#51 FireShadow12

Member since 2006 • 143 Posts

You're probably a damned good drawer. If not, you're a failure as a lefty.dreDREb13

I'm not a good drawer but I am good at guitar if that counts.

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#52 Rikusaki

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Hey, what is the difference between left handed people and right handed people (besides being left handed)?

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#53 Vilot_Hero

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Im left handed too, Lets take him down:P

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#54 jkmetalf

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[QUOTE="fidosim"]Remind him that almost every US president has been left handed, then flip him off...with your left hand. Us lefties gotta stick together. :DFireShadow12

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Yeah? Just a yeah? **** Yeah Lefty power ****

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#55 Lonelynight

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lol thats weird

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#56 foxhound_fox

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Time to go to school dressed as the girl from The Exorcist. Start speaking in tongues and vomiting all over the place.

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#57 PerilousWolf

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So I am possessed? Mwhahaha bow before me you right handed slaves!

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#58 Rattlesnake_8

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You should have cracked open his skull for talking to you like that.. and if you get in trouble say it wasn't you, it was the demon inside.. after all, the sub is saying your possesed

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#59 Whatthehellllll