Myths you used to believe about the opposite sex...

I always thought women had three breasts ever since seeing that women in Total Recall.

None that I can think of.

That their bathroom was cleaner than ours. Seriously what the f*ck is wrong with your bathrooms women!? Why do you hate them so much?!Ace6301

None of the ones you believed in, thankfully.

[QUOTE="Ace6301"]That their bathroom was cleaner than ours. Seriously what the f*ck is wrong with your bathrooms women!? Why do you hate them so much?!slowpokebro

None of the ones you believed in, thankfully.

ScorpionTroll

• Vaginas are empty, bony cavities framed by pelvic bones
• Women urinate from their anuses
• All women like to make men feel shy and embarassed
• All women freak out when you talk to them
• Women are always prone to crying in every situation

That girls only have eyebrows and hair on the top of their heads.

Girls don't fart.

Girls mature faster than boysDarthkaiser

[QUOTE="Darthkaiser"]Girls mature faster than boysMAILER_DAEMON

[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"][QUOTE="Darthkaiser"]Girls mature faster than boysSolidSnake35

Nothing like the things you guys mentioned, but i do have a friend who believed asian girls' vaginas were horizontal. :lol:

Nothing like the things you guys mentioned, but i do have a friend who believed asian girls' vaginas were horizontal. :lol:

lancea34

-Girls don't have pubic hair.

-Girls are always friendly, smart, nice, polite and lady-like. (boy, was I wrong)

I think for awhile I thought a woman's vagina was on the front of the pelvic area instead of underneath between the legs. :P

I have no idea where I got that idea.

I'm sure there were others that I can't remember.

most of my friends were girls :/ so none of that,though for same sex though i thought the forskin was a myth

Women mature faster than men.

I used to think chicks peed and pood outta the same holeand that babies also came from this one hole. I also used to think it was a requirement for the guy to be the older one in a marriage. :P What are some things about the opposite that confused you when you were a kid?slowpokebro

haha just what I was gonna say

[QUOTE="lancea34"]

Nothing like the things you guys mentioned, but i do have a friend who believed asian girls' vaginas were horizontal. :lol:

ghoklebutter

Nothing,actually.

I knew about women from an early age.

:)

I had no understanding of erections until I was probably 12, and heard about it in sex ed. Still didn't really get it til I got into highschool. I still don't understand how one puts a condom on an uncut penis either. I've never had sex with somebody who isn't cut, so I don't know. I've read the package (hurr hurr puns)directions and seen drawn diagrams on it, but I still don't really get where it goes if the skin is supposed to roll back over the condom...

EDIT: I also realize neither of these things are myths. Nobody talked about these things at my house, so I had nothing to 'myth' off of, I just had no idea boners happened.

Girls mature faster than boysDarthkaiser

I always believed there was one out there for me.

Whoever made that lie up was a cruel person.

I thought all girls had like one huge slit down there where everything spilled out.slowpokebro

I used to believe that during sex girls would cut your head off, my mother assured me this wasn't the case. I have a date tonight.

I should also mention that I am a mantis.

That everyone had penis

Wow, I had my own stupid ideas but never as stupid as what I read in this thread .... epic :D .

Thought girls matured faster then boys. Didn't really know sex existed for awhile, thought women just got pregnant after they married out of thin air. Thought boobs retained their "round" shape even when no bra or shirt was present, I had no idea they had "physics".

That they were equal to men. SaintLeonidas

I used to believe that during sex girls would cut your head off, my mother assured me this wasn't the case. I have a date tonight.

I should also mention that I am a mantis.

tenaka2

Mantis' only cut off heads post-coitus.

You'd actually have to get there first before worrying about that. :P

When I was about 10 I used to believe that all the girls that were around my age were going to be breastless for ever, and that only the women from the last generation had them and were born with them.

I think for awhile I thought a woman's vagina was on the front of the pelvic area instead of underneath between the legs. :PDarksonic666