Pfft, Uma Thurman's from Pulp Fiction was better. :P
"Three tomatoes go for a walk. Momma tomato, Papa tomato and baby tomato. So, baby tomato starts lagging behind so Papa tomato goes back and smushes him and says 'ketchup!'" :D
I would just like to say, are any of you aspiring gardeners? In that case, why bother mowing the lawn when you can buy Emegross? That's right, Emograss, the most depressed invention of the century. Emograss is so sad and masochistic that it actually cuts itself! Be sure buy it while stocks, will only accept payments in tears and/or blood!
So a pirate goes into a bar with a wheel in his pants. The bar tender goes, "Hey, why do you have that wheel in your pants?". The pirate goes, "Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"
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