Navy SEAL joins Darwin Awards!

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#1 The-Apostle
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A Navy SEAL brought a woman home. He was showing her guns when he got a GREAT idea to put one to his head, thinking it was unloaded, and pulled the trigger. >_>

Story.

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#2 The_Capitalist
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Why...

Of all people, I thought military personnel should be experienced enough with guns to know that rule about treating all guns as if they were loaded.

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#3 foxhound_fox
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Natural selection at its best.
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#4 Lonelynight
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I feel sorry for the woman.
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#5 comp_atkins
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smooth.. nothing impresses a chick more than your brains splattered on the wall.
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#6 lancea34
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I feel sorry for the bullet. It must be sad to get unloaded onto someone so stupid.

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#7 The-Apostle
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Why...

Of all people, I thought military personnel should be experienced enough with guns to know that rule about treating all guns as if they were loaded.

The_Capitalist
Yeah... You'd THINK someone trained in the military would know better but I guess not...
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#8 PernicioEnigma
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The first mistake he made was leaving his gun loaded.
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#9 comp_atkins
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The first mistake he made was leaving his gun loaded.PernicioEnigma
seems like this was his last...
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#10 branketra
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That's embarrassing.
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#11 katana_duo
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Whelp...that ends that chapter doesn't it?
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#12 vtoshkatur
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The loss of a human life is never funny. My thoughts and prayers go to his family and friends.

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#13 LordQuorthon
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The loss of a human life is never funny. My thoughts and prayers go to his family and friends.

vtoshkatur

Consider all the brown kids' lives that were spared because of this.

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#14 GreenPatchSky
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I feel sorry for the bullet. It must be sad to get unloaded onto someone so stupid.

lancea34

I laughed at this

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#15 Overlord93
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What a fukkin muppet
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#16 lonewolf604
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If this guy had as much brains as he had physical endurance this wouldn't have happened.....too bad it doesn't work the other way around because I want to be a bad ass SEAL :O
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#17 pero2008
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My one friend went to school with that kid.

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#18 sonofsmeagle
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ha just shows how inferior SEALS are to Australian SAS,

Aussie SAS would never do that,

on account of us using boomerangs

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#19 Overlord93
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ha just shows how inferior SEALS are to Australian SAS,

Aussie SAS would never do that,

on account of us using boomerangs

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You never know. You could throw one, get distracted and- *CLONK* Lights out, show's over.
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#20 vtoshkatur
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ha just shows how inferior SEALS are to Australian SAS,

Aussie SAS would never do that,

on account of us using boomerangs

sonofsmeagle

Gotta love Australia! Isn't it true that woman go out of their ways to hit on guys down there? Seriously thats like 100000000 times better than we have it in America.

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#21 ThumpyBowser
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Am I the only one saddened by this and not chuckling about how this is "natural selection"...? This is a human life.
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#22 branketra
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Am I the only one saddened by this and not chuckling about how this is "natural selection"...? This is a human life.ThumpyBowser
Yeah, it's sad.
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#23 OrkHammer007
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I thought only fighter pilots were show-off stupid. Guess I was wrong. :?

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#24 chessmaster1989
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What an idiot.
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#25 Ilovegames1992
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Am I the only one saddened by this and not chuckling about how this is "natural selection"...? This is a human life.ThumpyBowser

Nah f*ck em.

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#26 sonofsmeagle
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[QUOTE="vtoshkatur"]

[QUOTE="sonofsmeagle"]

ha just shows how inferior SEALS are to Australian SAS,

Aussie SAS would never do that,

on account of us using boomerangs

Gotta love Australia! Isn't it true that woman go out of their ways to hit on guys down there? Seriously thats like 100000000 times better than we have it in America.

Wait are you serious? Yeah they do, i thought women would go out of their way to hit on guys everywhere, exceot down here we call em sheelas and most have the nickname shazza
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#27 chaoscougar1
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Doesn't check the safety, chamber or clip AND he is in the military... D:
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#28 JasonDarksavior
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Doesn't check the safety, chamber or clip AND he is in the military... D:chaoscougar1
Sounds like he was really trying to impress the girl.
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#29 MissLibrarian
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I feel sorry for the woman.Lonelynight
^ Bad. Date.
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#30 chaoscougar1
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[QUOTE="Lonelynight"]I feel sorry for the woman.MissLibrarian
^ Bad. Date.

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#31 Ilovegames1992
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A part of me thinks this wasn't an accident, the guy just had a huge fear of commitment.

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#32 MirkoS77
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I thought the SEALs were the best and brightest our country has to offer. A large percentage have college degrees before even becoming SEALs. Sad. This guy was coming back from a bar, I think it's safe to assume he was probably very drunk. Shame. Feel for the girl too, that's f**cked up.
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#33 Tylendal
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You could fill an entire Darwin awards book with stories that go more or less exactly like this.
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#34 Tylendal
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A part of me thinks this wasn't an accident, the guy just had a huge fear of commitment.

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Time like these I wish these forums had an upvote button.
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#35 The-Apostle
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You could fill an entire Darwin awards book with stories that go more or less exactly like this. Tylendal
Yeah, but most of those don't include elite military personnel (SEALs) killing themselves by accident when they neglect to make sure it can't happen.
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#36 ferrari2001
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"He was coming home from a bar" Well that explains a lot.
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#37 coasterguy65
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Wow that was just stupid. It amazes me this guy got through BUD/S.

Basic firearm safety.....Check for a round in the chamber, before handling a gun. Also always assume a weapon is live until verified that it isn't.

Even being drunk should not have overridden that basic safety lesson.

The Darwin Award was definitely justified.

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#38 SPYDER0416
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Wow, not only does putting a gun to your head and pulling the trigger sound like a weird thing to do to impress a woman, but he doesn't even bother checking if its loaded or not?

Maybe it was on purpose and he was just showing her how totally unafraid of dying he was. Mission accomplished?

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#39 DeX2010
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Well at least natural selection works in a weird way. There are 3 reasons of why I can't understand his stupid 1) He was a frickin SEAL, supposedly one of 'America's best and brightest'. 2) He didn't check to see whether the gun was loaded 3) He pointed a real gun at his head. Although he is probably just one case, I have no idea how this fool got through SEALs cognitive tests and BUD/S
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#40 MgamerBD
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P**sy is power my friends. R.I.P
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#41 Postal_Guy
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Well there ya go kids:

nr. 1 lesson of guns: ALWAYS make sure your gun is unloaded when handling it.

If you cant manage this, your not worthy

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#42 Just-Breathe
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He was more than likely drunk and I guess this was his way of showing off to a lady. R.I.P
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#43 sthadji
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What was he doing pointing the gun to his head anyways? How was that going to impress the girl?
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#44 Just-Breathe
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What was he doing pointing the gun to his head anyways? How was that going to impress the girl? sthadji
Well, people do and think stupid sh!t when they're drunk
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#45 whiskeystrike
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Alcohol works wonders doesn't it.

Seals are supposed to limit themselves to 2 drinks as it is...

Poor girl.

Perhaps this was for the best, he had only finished his training. I wonder what kind of mistake he would have made out on the field, endangering himself and his comrades.

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#46 DeX2010
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Alcohol works wonders doesn't it.

Seals are supposed to limit themselves to 2 drinks as it is...

Poor girl.

Perhaps this was for the best, he had only finished his training. I wonder what kind of mistake he would have made out on the field, endangering himself and his comrades.

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They only have to limit themselves to 2 beers when they are on-call.
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#47 hgasf006
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And now we have one less idiot in this world.
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#48 Bloodseeker23
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That SEAL was more concerned on getting that puss rather than safety.
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#49 SaintWalrus
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I respect the military, but what's stupid is stupid

And this guy is clearly stupid.

Well deserved award

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#50 Morphic
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Sounds like he was suicidal