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#1 EliteCouncilor
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Alright I'll be honest I have no girlfriend, but I can get one, i'm just not in the mood,hey it takes balls talking about this stuff, so I wouldn't be lying. I wantyou guys to also get agirlfriend, the very first thing you want to do is meet this wonderful girl of yours and start a conversation. Example that always works for me, "Hi, what's your name?" (*=your future gf's name)"my name is *" "oh, hello *, my name is (say your name)" This always works for me, but you don't want to look so eager, you want this girl to be attracted to you, not scared from you.

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#2 awesompossum
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My brain hurts

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#3 joesh89
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what words of wisdom!

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#4 dracula_16
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My brain hurts

awesompossum

I second that.

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#5 Smoke89
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News to me!

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#6 konvikt_17
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so according to your logic, all i have to do is ask her name and tell her my name and then shes my gf.

if only it where that easy...

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#7 SolidSnake35
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Well there's no denying that you're the expert when it comes to initiating conversation. I fear a bit for the content which follows though.
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#8 Vfanek
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What the Hell?
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#9 -kaz3-
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Well there's no denying that you're the expert when it comes to initiating conversation. I fear a bit for the content which follows though.SolidSnake35
Well in all honesty that is a decent way of getting to at least know her name (sure as hell better than pickup lines xD). The content...well... it comes from the experience you get from actually talking to girls, be it your gf or just a friend. Not to mention that some girls just aren't interested in you in that way, even if you are smooth and stuff, i.e. insta-friend zone.
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#10 metroidfood
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You forgot to touch her shoulder.

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#11 Mikey132
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Hmmm, Whenever I say hi to a girl I get slapped in the face and called a creep. I never get to ask her name.

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#12 zombiefruit
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 Seriously?
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#13 DJ_Lae
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Okay, I just went outside and tried that on the first woman I saw. Me: "Hi, what's your name?" Her, stopping and looking a bit uncomfortable: "What?" Me: "Hi, what's your name?" Her eyes narrow: "Why?" Me: "My name is Matt - what's your name?" Her, backing slowly away: "Oh, well, my, uh..." At that point she turned and bolted in the opposite direction, dropping some loose change on the sidewalk as her purse bounced against her arm.
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#14 XD4NTESINF3RNOX
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"Hi, what's your name? (= (deijhan) my name is "XD4NTESINF3RNOX oh, hello... did it work??
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#15 Infinite-Zr0
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Aaaah, picking up girls were so easy back in high school. I miss those good ol' days.
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#16 Omega_Zero69
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very interesting information
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#17 Aznsilvrboy
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Where's the grammar? Oh wait, there's none.
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#18 irish4eva
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Omg Ot is hilarious
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#19 sam_nintendo
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Hmmm, Whenever I say hi to a girl I get slapped in the face and called a creep. I never get to ask her name.

Mikey132
You gotta zip up first.
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#20 kurtoronie
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Hes right. I ve been using this complex and well thought out formula for years, it really works

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#21 VivaKatimari
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 Seriously?zombiefruit
What The Hell is With the Damn Pears!

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#22 spazzx625
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Such sage advice, I would have never thought to ask a girl her name. Hell, I don't even know my fiancee's name.
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#23 Baconbits2004
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Y'know... I think he's right. The first thing I asked m y current girlfriend was her name. :o
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#24 LostProphetFLCL
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It really isn't that hard.

Like the TC said, just start coversation, make sure you look them in the eyes when talking, show confidence, flirt, and just remember to not smother her while making your interest known, try not to push too hard and make sure you let her put in some effort. If a girl think she has complete control of you she will likely get bored of you.

Now obviously all women are different so these are just general things.

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#25 OnlyKurial
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We live in the 20th century just to let you know.

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#26 VivaKatimari
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We live in the 20th century just to let you know.

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the 21st

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#27 EliteCouncilor
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After learning her name, and your really lucky if you get a conversation, don't be a creep and stalk her, but give the girl her space. However when you do talk to her, be equal, believe in yourself, don't buy her, show her your traits, and most importantly yourself.

I'll do my best to keep updating this topic

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#28 DigitalExile
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Yeah, yesterday, the only girls I saw, and I don't apologise for being shallow, were fat and ugly.

All day, not a single pretty girl.

Is it check mate for me? Will I end up alone again tonight?

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#29 SSBFan12
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I ask girls in a different way.

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#30 KHfanboy2
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Okay, I just went outside and tried that on the first woman I saw.

Me: "Hi, what's your name?"

Her, stopping and looking a bit uncomfortable: "What?"

Me: "Hi, what's your name?"

Her eyes narrow: "Why?"

Me: "My name is Matt - what's your name?"

Her, backing slowly away: "Oh, well, my, uh..."

At that point she turned and bolted in the opposite direction, dropping some loose change on the sidewalk as her purse bounced against her arm.DJ_Lae

Wow! My name's Matt too! :PWhat a coinkydink! :P

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#31 Helbrec
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Wow thats how it works? You tell them your name and they automaticaly become your GF sweet!!!!
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#32 SolidSnake35
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Such sage advice, I would have never thought to ask a girl her name. Hell, I don't even know my fiancee's name.spazzx625
You'd better find out. It could be John. D:
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#33 BOO3Y
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'I've got a knife, your pulled' Usually works for me.
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#34 EliteCouncilor
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Well fine, after meeting them you want to be attractive to them, if your not sexually talking to them or just treating them as friends, you will be their friend not boyfriend, and girlfriends do not sleep with their friends...

I will keep updating

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#35 cyberdarkkid
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I can tell you're a ladies man.
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#37 spazzx625
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Instead of giving advice no one asked for, perhaps you should give your advice when a thread pops up asking for it.