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#101 MordusMythril
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[QUOTE="MordusMythril"][QUOTE="NavigatorsGhost"]

[QUOTE="liquid_s"][QUOTE="lucknumber1"]god im sick of you people that are just here to bug me . can we get back to my origanl questionNavigatorsGhost

everyone has answered your original question! What else do you want, a step by step guide on how to approach her, what to wear, what to buy her, what to do during the date, and what not to do! Does anybody want to write a guide for 13 year old dates?

Cory4513 already wrote that guide. Somebody will have a link.


Asking for tips on how to get girls from Cory4513 is alot like asking people why they believe in God on the OT boards. It's just a flat-out bad idea.

but the results are hilarious. I need to find that thread.


Kinda like his "War should be banned" thread, where he made a last minute dash to turn it around by claiming that we got "punked" and claiming that he served in the Israeli Navy so that he wouldn't seem like as much of an idiot.
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#102 NavigatorsGhost
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go to dateline.com pleasecory4513

dude, post your guide to picking up chicks. Remember the steps, like putting on lots of axe?

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#103 lucknumber1
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ask her to help you buy some girl pants, since apparently guys are wearing them these days. Girls love clothes and they love shopping so you can't lose.NavigatorsGhost
..no thanks im not emo and thats not a bad idea about the shopping thing
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[QUOTE="NavigatorsGhost"]ask her to help you buy some girl pants, since apparently guys are wearing them these days. Girls love clothes and they love shopping so you can't lose.lucknumber1
..no thanks im not emo and thats not a bad idea about the shopping thing

Get ice cream too. Ice cream rules.
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#105 foxhound_fox
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Just go up to her, face-to-face and ask her. You will be doing yourself a giant favour.

I recently approached my friend who I have become infatuated with and just out right told her I was very attracted to her. It was one of the greatest feelings in my life being open to other people about my true emotions. I now really have no fear of females anymore. It was quite liberating. My confidence levels have skyrocketed and I have not one shred of depression.
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#106 liquid_s
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[QUOTE="NavigatorsGhost"]ask her to help you buy some girl pants, since apparently guys are wearing them these days. Girls love clothes and they love shopping so you can't lose.lucknumber1
..no thanks im not emo and thats not a bad idea about the shopping thing

Don't, shopping will turn you emo!
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#107 lucknumber1
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[QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="NavigatorsGhost"]ask her to help you buy some girl pants, since apparently guys are wearing them these days. Girls love clothes and they love shopping so you can't lose.clarke0
..no thanks im not emo and thats not a bad idea about the shopping thing

Get ice cream too. Ice cream rules.

lol yea you cant beat ice cream but its like -5 where i live so thats out the window lol
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#108 NavigatorsGhost
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Just go up to her, face-to-face and ask her. You will be doing yourself a giant favour.

I recently approached my friend who I have become infatuated with and just out right told her I was very attracted to her. It was one of the greatest feelings in my life being open to other people about my true emotions. I now really have no fear of females anymore. It was quite liberating. My confidence levels have skyrocketed and I have not one shred of depression.
foxhound_fox

and then....

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#109 clarke0
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[QUOTE="clarke0"][QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="NavigatorsGhost"]ask her to help you buy some girl pants, since apparently guys are wearing them these days. Girls love clothes and they love shopping so you can't lose.lucknumber1
..no thanks im not emo and thats not a bad idea about the shopping thing

Get ice cream too. Ice cream rules.

lol yea you cant beat ice cream but its like -5 where i live so thats out the window lol

Buy hot ice cream. Don't ask how that makes sense.
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#110 liquid_s
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[QUOTE="clarke0"][QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="NavigatorsGhost"]ask her to help you buy some girl pants, since apparently guys are wearing them these days. Girls love clothes and they love shopping so you can't lose.lucknumber1
..no thanks im not emo and thats not a bad idea about the shopping thing

Get ice cream too. Ice cream rules.

lol yea you cant beat ice cream but its like -5 where i live so thats out the window lol

Cinema is the best option. Its like private, you don't have to talk, which cuts down on awkward silence, and this way, your next to her and can slip your arm around, and attack her!....I mean try and kiss her.
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#111 liquid_s
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[QUOTE="foxhound_fox"]Just go up to her, face-to-face and ask her. You will be doing yourself a giant favour.

I recently approached my friend who I have become infatuated with and just out right told her I was very attracted to her. It was one of the greatest feelings in my life being open to other people about my true emotions. I now really have no fear of females anymore. It was quite liberating. My confidence levels have skyrocketed and I have not one shred of depression.
NavigatorsGhost

and then....

He became EMO!
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#112 cory4513
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[QUOTE="cory4513"]go to dateline.com pleaseNavigatorsGhost

dude, post your guide to picking up chicks. Remember the steps, like putting on lots of axe?

i posted that to stop topics like these
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#113 MordusMythril
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[QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="clarke0"][QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="NavigatorsGhost"]ask her to help you buy some girl pants, since apparently guys are wearing them these days. Girls love clothes and they love shopping so you can't lose.clarke0
..no thanks im not emo and thats not a bad idea about the shopping thing

Get ice cream too. Ice cream rules.

lol yea you cant beat ice cream but its like -5 where i live so thats out the window lol

Buy hot ice cream. Don't ask how that makes sense.


Or just get some coffee.
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[QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="NavigatorsGhost"]ask her to help you buy some girl pants, since apparently guys are wearing them these days. Girls love clothes and they love shopping so you can't lose.liquid_s
..no thanks im not emo and thats not a bad idea about the shopping thing

Don't, shopping will turn you emo!



actually itll put you in the friend zone... but worse, the GAY friend zone... there is no leaving that.
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#115 MordusMythril
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[QUOTE="NavigatorsGhost"]

[QUOTE="cory4513"]go to dateline.com pleasecory4513

dude, post your guide to picking up chicks. Remember the steps, like putting on lots of axe?

i posted that to stop topics like these


Like your tips on getting laid?
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[QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="clarke0"][QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="NavigatorsGhost"]ask her to help you buy some girl pants, since apparently guys are wearing them these days. Girls love clothes and they love shopping so you can't lose.liquid_s
..no thanks im not emo and thats not a bad idea about the shopping thing

Get ice cream too. Ice cream rules.

lol yea you cant beat ice cream but its like -5 where i live so thats out the window lol

Cinema is the best option. Its like private, you don't have to talk, which cuts down on awkward silence, and this way, your next to her and can slip your arm around, and attack her!....I mean try and kiss her.

Pffft. Attacking and kissing are the same thing of course.
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#117 NavigatorsGhost
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[QUOTE="NavigatorsGhost"]

[QUOTE="cory4513"]go to dateline.com pleasecory4513

dude, post your guide to picking up chicks. Remember the steps, like putting on lots of axe?

i posted that to stop topics like these

yeah but where is it?

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#118 supermetroidfan
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When you feel funny in the pants around her, you know you're ready. RAWR!
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#119 liquid_s
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[QUOTE="liquid_s"][QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="clarke0"][QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="NavigatorsGhost"]ask her to help you buy some girl pants, since apparently guys are wearing them these days. Girls love clothes and they love shopping so you can't lose.clarke0
..no thanks im not emo and thats not a bad idea about the shopping thing

Get ice cream too. Ice cream rules.

lol yea you cant beat ice cream but its like -5 where i live so thats out the window lol

Cinema is the best option. Its like private, you don't have to talk, which cuts down on awkward silence, and this way, your next to her and can slip your arm around, and attack her!....I mean try and kiss her.

Pffft. Attacking and kissing are the same thing of course.

Well....it could be, his tongue could do +90D to her +5 Mouth!
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#120 lucknumber1
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When you feel funny in the pants around her, you know you're ready. RAWR!supermetroidfan
lol
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#121 bobg360
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fall victim to peer pressure and just ask her out worst thing is she says no and your back where you started, getting nothing from her
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#122 liquid_s
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[QUOTE="supermetroidfan"]When you feel funny in the pants around her, you know you're ready. RAWR!lucknumber1
lol

Your maturity levels reaches new highs
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#123 clarke0
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[QUOTE="clarke0"][QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="clarke0"][QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="NavigatorsGhost"]ask her to help you buy some girl pants, since apparently guys are wearing them these days. Girls love clothes and they love shopping so you can't lose.MordusMythril
..no thanks im not emo and thats not a bad idea about the shopping thing

Get ice cream too. Ice cream rules.

lol yea you cant beat ice cream but its like -5 where i live so thats out the window lol

Buy hot ice cream. Don't ask how that makes sense.


Or just get some coffee.

Haha...Hot Coffee. Besides the awkward reference coffee shops are great places to date. Bitter bean liquid is very romantic.
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#124 liquid_s
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[QUOTE="bobg360"]fall victim to peer pressure and just ask her out worst thing is she says no and your back where you started, getting nothing from her

And you must wallow in emberassment and sadness for the rest of the term!
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#125 MordusMythril
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[QUOTE="bobg360"]fall victim to peer pressure and just ask her out worst thing is she says no and your back where you started, getting nothing from her


...After which he will proceed to post about it here.
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#126 liquid_s
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[QUOTE="MordusMythril"][QUOTE="clarke0"][QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="clarke0"][QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="NavigatorsGhost"]ask her to help you buy some girl pants, since apparently guys are wearing them these days. Girls love clothes and they love shopping so you can't lose.clarke0
..no thanks im not emo and thats not a bad idea about the shopping thing

Get ice cream too. Ice cream rules.

lol yea you cant beat ice cream but its like -5 where i live so thats out the window lol

Buy hot ice cream. Don't ask how that makes sense.


Or just get some coffee.

Haha...Hot Coffee. Besides the awkward reference coffee shops are great places to date. Bitter bean liquid is very romantic.[/QUOTE Just dont spill coffee on her! Happened to a friend of mine XD
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#127 lucknumber1
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[QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="supermetroidfan"]When you feel funny in the pants around her, you know you're ready. RAWR!liquid_s
lol

Your maturity levels reaches new highs

what im not aloud to laugh
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[QUOTE="MordusMythril"][QUOTE="clarke0"][QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="clarke0"][QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="NavigatorsGhost"]ask her to help you buy some girl pants, since apparently guys are wearing them these days. Girls love clothes and they love shopping so you can't lose.clarke0
..no thanks im not emo and thats not a bad idea about the shopping thing

Get ice cream too. Ice cream rules.

lol yea you cant beat ice cream but its like -5 where i live so thats out the window lol

Buy hot ice cream. Don't ask how that makes sense.


Or just get some coffee.

Haha...Hot Coffee. Besides the awkward reference coffee shops are great places to date. Bitter bean liquid is very romantic.



yea but this guys like 14 knowing him he'll probably try and pick up on his moms friend that goes there.
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[QUOTE="liquid_s"][QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="supermetroidfan"]When you feel funny in the pants around her, you know you're ready. RAWR!lucknumber1
lol

Your maturity levels reaches new highs

what im not aloud to laugh



not out loud.... you just get an L
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#130 cory4513
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[QUOTE="cory4513"][QUOTE="NavigatorsGhost"]

[QUOTE="cory4513"]go to dateline.com pleaseMordusMythril

dude, post your guide to picking up chicks. Remember the steps, like putting on lots of axe?

i posted that to stop topics like these


Like your tips on getting laid?

i was talking about that
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#131 liquid_s
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[QUOTE="liquid_s"][QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="supermetroidfan"]When you feel funny in the pants around her, you know you're ready. RAWR!lucknumber1
lol

Your maturity levels reaches new highs

what im not aloud to laugh

Yes because penis jokes are hilarious! When your about 12! And according to you, your not!
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yea but this guys like 14 knowing him he'll probably try and pick up on his moms friend that goes there.

....im 16 and you dont know me at all
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#133 liquid_s
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yea but this guys like 14 knowing him he'll probably try and pick up on his moms friend that goes there.
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....im 16 and you dont know me at all

Well apparantely I, and others, are 35 year old basement dwellers in our mother's houses. So do not tell us that, cause you dont know us at all!
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[QUOTE="lucknumber1"]br />
yea but this guys like 14 knowing him he'll probably try and pick up on his moms friend that goes there.
liquid_s
....im 16 and you dont know me at all

Well apparantely I, and others, are 35 year old basement dwellers in our mother's houses. So do not tell us that, cause you dont know us at all!



PWNT!
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#135 supermetroidfan
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You have to walk up to her and say "Hey baby! Looking for a good time with this stud? Pick you up at 7 for a night of pure ecstasy?" Then do pelvic thrusts repeatedly till she answers. Yes, you do a victory dance with more pelvic thrusts thrown in. No, you push her over, do 1 pelvic thrust and walk away."

Good luck my brave soldier.

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#136 liquid_s
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[QUOTE="Alucard32"][QUOTE="liquid_s"][QUOTE="lucknumber1"] ....im 16 and you dont know me at all

Well apparantely I, and others, are 35 year old basement dwellers in our mother's houses. So do not tell us that, cause you dont know us at all!



PWNT!

FIX'D
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#137 liquid_s
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You have to walk up to her and say "Hey baby! Looking for a good time with this stud? Pick you up at 7 for a night of pure ecstasy?" Then do pelvic thrusts repeatedly till she answers. Yes, you do a victory dance with more pelvic thrusts thrown in. No, you push her over, do 1 pelvic thrust and walk away."

Good luck my brave soldier.

supermetroidfan
Wow, I have never tried, and never will! So have you had many girls?
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#138 lucknumber1
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You have to walk up to her and say "Hey baby! Looking for a good time with this stud? Pick you up at 7 for a night of pure ecstasy?" Then do pelvic thrusts repeatedly till she answers. Yes, you do a victory dance with more pelvic thrusts thrown in. No, you push her over, do 1 pelvic thrust and walk away."

Good luck my brave soldier.

supermetroidfan
lol where do u come up with these things
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#139 liquid_s
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[QUOTE="supermetroidfan"]

You have to walk up to her and say "Hey baby! Looking for a good time with this stud? Pick you up at 7 for a night of pure ecstasy?" Then do pelvic thrusts repeatedly till she answers. Yes, you do a victory dance with more pelvic thrusts thrown in. No, you push her over, do 1 pelvic thrust and walk away."

Good luck my brave soldier.

lucknumber1
lol where do u come up with these things

Yeah, try it, she will def go out with you then!
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#141 supermetroidfan
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[QUOTE="supermetroidfan"]

You have to walk up to her and say "Hey baby! Looking for a good time with this stud? Pick you up at 7 for a night of pure ecstasy?" Then do pelvic thrusts repeatedly till she answers. Yes, you do a victory dance with more pelvic thrusts thrown in. No, you push her over, do 1 pelvic thrust and walk away."

Good luck my brave soldier.

liquid_s

Wow, I have never tried, and never will! So have you had many girls?

No. I've never actually gotten a girl pregnant.

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#142 clarke0
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[QUOTE="supermetroidfan"]

You have to walk up to her and say "Hey baby! Looking for a good time with this stud? Pick you up at 7 for a night of pure ecstasy?" Then do pelvic thrusts repeatedly till she answers. Yes, you do a victory dance with more pelvic thrusts thrown in. No, you push her over, do 1 pelvic thrust and walk away."

Good luck my brave soldier.

lucknumber1
lol where do u come up with these things

He has tried it himself of course. :)
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You have to walk up to her and say "Hey baby! Looking for a good time with this stud? Pick you up at 7 for a night of pure ecstasy?" Then do pelvic thrusts repeatedly till she answers. Yes, you do a victory dance with more pelvic thrusts thrown in. No, you push her over, do 1 pelvic thrust and walk away."

Good luck my brave soldier.

supermetroidfan


OR... go up to her and simply say, "how much?"     itll work trust me
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#144 liquid_s
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[QUOTE="supermetroidfan"]

You have to walk up to her and say "Hey baby! Looking for a good time with this stud? Pick you up at 7 for a night of pure ecstasy?" Then do pelvic thrusts repeatedly till she answers. Yes, you do a victory dance with more pelvic thrusts thrown in. No, you push her over, do 1 pelvic thrust and walk away."

Good luck my brave soldier.

Alucard32


OR go up to her and simpky say, "how much"

Or just go up to her, slap yourself, and walk away! The same outcome basically!
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#145 supermetroidfan
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[QUOTE="supermetroidfan"]

You have to walk up to her and say "Hey baby! Looking for a good time with this stud? Pick you up at 7 for a night of pure ecstasy?" Then do pelvic thrusts repeatedly till she answers. Yes, you do a victory dance with more pelvic thrusts thrown in. No, you push her over, do 1 pelvic thrust and walk away."

Good luck my brave soldier.

lucknumber1

lol where do u come up with these things

From my brain or lack thereof. M I RITE?

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#146 liquid_s
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[QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="supermetroidfan"]

You have to walk up to her and say "Hey baby! Looking for a good time with this stud? Pick you up at 7 for a night of pure ecstasy?" Then do pelvic thrusts repeatedly till she answers. Yes, you do a victory dance with more pelvic thrusts thrown in. No, you push her over, do 1 pelvic thrust and walk away."

Good luck my brave soldier.

supermetroidfan

lol where do u come up with these things

From my brain or lack thereof. M I RITE?

Yes, yes you are right!
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#147 Alucard32
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this guy should thank us for making his post so popular... i wasnt paying attention to how many pages we've take up haha
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#148 MordusMythril
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this guy should thank us for making his post so popular... i wasnt paying attention to how many pages we've take up hahaAlucard32

And only at the expense of his Internet dignity. What a bargain!
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#149 liquid_s
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[QUOTE="Alucard32"]this guy should thank us for making his post so popular... i wasnt paying attention to how many pages we've take up hahaMordusMythril

And only at the expense of his Internet dignity. What a bargain!

At least we found out that he is 16, and has no real friends to talk to about this
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#150 supermetroidfan
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[QUOTE="supermetroidfan"][QUOTE="lucknumber1"][QUOTE="supermetroidfan"]

You have to walk up to her and say "Hey baby! Looking for a good time with this stud? Pick you up at 7 for a night of pure ecstasy?" Then do pelvic thrusts repeatedly till she answers. Yes, you do a victory dance with more pelvic thrusts thrown in. No, you push her over, do 1 pelvic thrust and walk away."

Good luck my brave soldier.

liquid_s

lol where do u come up with these things

From my brain or lack thereof. M I RITE?

Yes, yes you are right!

Congratulations on having a straight spine.*high five*