General pick up lines do not work, nor should they. What does that tell the girl? You memorized something from the internet and was able to relay it? You have to create a line depending on the circumstance.
My personal favorite, works best on fat birds in the pub: "Have you got a pen?" "Yes I do!" "You best get back to it before the farmers notices your missing!"
[QUOTE="hesel"]It's easy to pick up girls: 1. Get arms 2. Wrap arms around girl 3. Lift 4. You have now picked up a girl :) Bend at the knees, DO NOT use your back
My good man, you have come to the right place. Take a seat and get out your pencil to take some notes. I have a whole HOST of my very best lines to assist you in your girl acquiring needs. 1. Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? What's wrong, you don't like pizza? 2. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 3. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. (Be sure to make a sad face here.) 4. Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on hte table and take what I want? 5. You have been very naughty! Go to my room! 6. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place. 7. You must be Jamaican...because you're Jamaican me horny! 8. See my friend over there? he wants to know if you think I'm cute. 9. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written ALL over you! 10. Hi, my name is Right...MR. Right! 11. Wow! Are those real? *pauses for breath*
[spoiler] ((Note: All lines here are a joke.)) [/spoiler] 12. Do you give (censored) to strangers? No? Then allow me to introduce myself. 13. I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button. 14. Hey baby, let's play house. You can be the door and I'll slam you! 15. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 16. Are those lumber jack pants that you're wearing? Because they're giving me wood. 17. Let's play Titanic! You'll be the ocean and I'll go down on you. 18. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth. 19. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package! 20. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap hotel across the street. 21. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. *takes another breath*
[spoiler] Yes, these lines are still more jokes. Don't use these if you don't want to be slapped. [/spoiler] 22. I want to melt in your mouth, but I'll settle for your hand. 23. Damn girl! You've got more curves than a race track. (Be sure to leer and give her the "creepy uncle" look up and down. Women can't resist that.) 24. I hope you know CPR...because you take my breath away. 25. I've just moved you to the top of my "to do" list. 26. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock! 27. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 28. I'm new in town. Could I have directions to your house? 29. Cool shirt! Can I talk you out of it? 30. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! 31. Is it cold in here or are you just happy to see me?
[spoiler] Seriously, I'm pretty sure that some of these lines might get you arrested if you tried to use them they're so bad. [/spoiler] 32. Save a horse. Ride a cowboy. (Best used if you own a cowboy hat.) 33. Excuse me, I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight? 34. Baby, you must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet. 35. There must be a keg in your pants because I want to tap that ass! 36. You're like milk. I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast. 37. Hi, I make more money than you can spend. 38. Do you want to just get naked? 39. I drive a Ferrari.
Good lord, with so many pickup lines, how do you manage the sheer quantity of tail which most come rolling your way?xaos
Alas, I don't anymore. These are from my younger days when my "life energy" was more bountiful. I have since retired. I'm like an old Kung Fu master who sits on a mountaintop. There is a saying, a very old saying, that when the student is ready the master shall appear. I found the student here and thus do I pass along my hard won wisdom.
Anyone have any good pick up lines that actually work? Last time i used one, she just laughed at me :(
xLethalScopezx
To be honest before being funny, pick up lines never work if it's the first thing you say to a girl. I know they are funny and breaking the ice, but in reality, girls look at guys that use pick up lines as lame. Focus more on negging a girl with a smirk. An example would be for a hot girl that has large heels on "Wow, you're pretty tall..... For a girl in heels." or if they have on a shiny shirt "Hey, I know you're trying to get attention, but I'm trying to see what I'm doing." The point is that you're being cocky but funny in a way too. It's not d-baggery, but shows you're confident to tease them without some canned routine, pick up line. You're basically taking a girl that is hot, because this only works on hot girls that know they're hot or pretty above average and pointing out that you could care less if you talk to them, but that you do. And while you're at it, why not make her laugh or smile in the process. You don't have to believe me, but I would say that your chances of picking up a hot girl by using a pickup line the first thing you say is less than 1%. And I think that's just being generous.
Anyone have any good pick up lines that actually work? Last time i used one, she just laughed at me :(
xLethalScopezx
You're not actually meant to use pick up lines to get girls lol thats just some silly thing you see on tv or the internet. Just talk to a girl and ask her a lot of questions without seeming creepy. Practice makes perfect. Expect rejection. Talk to 50 girls in 1 night and you will get a lot of rejections but it is very likely that 1 of those girls will not reject you. But I swear to god if you say something like, 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven' then never return to this forum again.
Anyone have any good pick up lines that actually work? Last time i used one, she just laughed at me :(
The_Gaming_Baby
You're not actually meant to use pick up lines to get girls lol thats just some silly thing you see on tv or the internet. Just talk to a girl and ask her a lot of questions without seeming creepy. Practice makes perfect. Expect rejection. Talk to 50 girls in 1 night and you will get a lot of rejections but it is very likely that 1 of those girls will not reject you. But I swear to god if you say something like, 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven' then never return to this forum again.
Back to being serious for a sec. One way to cut down your rejections is to get a sign she is interested before going and just taking to every girl in the place. If you catch a girl looking at you, stare back (not in a creepy way, just hold eye contact) and don't look away until she looks away. If she smiles, that's a good sign, if she looks down that is a good sign, if you smile and she smiles back but it is quick, then she's probably just being nice. Once she smiles and looks away, wait a few seconds and look back. If she's looking again, most likely she's into you enough that she wants you to come and talk with her. This is how most women show interest. They don't come up to you because they expect you to be the man and make the move. If you get the indicators of interest, then you make the move and don't use a pickup line. Ha Ha. Or you will succeed in making her laugh and walk away or be disgusted. Fail.
I find it best to unleash a wild cougar into a nightclub, give it a few minutes, then go in guns-blazing and kill the bugger. So caught up in the joyof lifearethe surviving women that you can pretty much do what you want with them.
Well, sit back and relax. You've come to the right place. Gamespot's OT forums are full of ladykillers here to impart their vast knowledge of the fairer sex.
My last attempt was brutual honesty. I said hi, what are you studying? Then I said I'd been wondering what to say for the past hour... and couldn't think of anything. But I'd like to speak to you again so could we meet up tomorrow.
My last attempt was brutual honesty. I said hi, what are you studying? Then I said I'd been wondering what to say for the past hour... and couldn't think of anything. But I'd like to speak to you again so could we meet up tomorrow.SolidSnake35
[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]My last attempt was brutual honesty. I said hi, what are you studying? Then I said I'd been wondering what to say for the past hour... and couldn't think of anything. But I'd like to speak to you again so could we meet up tomorrow.atony12
did it work? She said she had a boyfriend. I'm thinking it wouldn't have anyway... but I couldn't think of anything better to say to someone I'd never met before and would never seen again.
[QUOTE="atony12"][QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]My last attempt was brutual honesty. I said hi, what are you studying? Then I said I'd been wondering what to say for the past hour... and couldn't think of anything. But I'd like to speak to you again so could we meet up tomorrow.SolidSnake35
did it work? She said she had a boyfriend. I'm thinking it wouldn't have anyway... but I couldn't think of anything better to say to someone I'd never met before and would never seen again. Well least you said something. I think thats the most important thing to remember is just try something and see if it works out cause if you don't than you'll always wonder if something would've happened or not.
[QUOTE="atony12"][QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]My last attempt was brutual honesty. I said hi, what are you studying? Then I said I'd been wondering what to say for the past hour... and couldn't think of anything. But I'd like to speak to you again so could we meet up tomorrow.SolidSnake35
did it work? She said she had a boyfriend. I'm thinking it wouldn't have anyway... but I couldn't think of anything better to say to someone I'd never met before and would never seen again. You did the right thing. Worst case scenario, you get shot down. But you're chances are zero if you don't do anything. Most common thing a women told me after we went out on a date was that she wished I had asked her sooner.
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