Alright, so here's how it starts. Last night, this girl I know just starts talking about her periods and peeing and other unpleasant things... it's just us two I'm tryin to make moves on this girl I'm hanging out with chillin, but I am very beta. It has gotten to the point where I'm friend-zoned and is definitely not gonna have sex with me. But I want her body so bad. Help?
lol wtf. If you're friend-zoned then you already lost son, just go on to the next one or quit life.
slowpokebro
But I love her. Plus, she's my close friend's sister. I feel like I'm disrespecting the friendship. But that body, man, mmm mmm. Is this some sort of parody and/or troll thread? You can't be that stupid.
"Love her", my ass. The only positive thing you said about her was her body, and that's right after you got done complaining about how she sits around talking about poop and pee.
lol wtf. If you're friend-zoned then you already lost son, just go on to the next one or quit life.
slowpokebro
But I love her. Plus, she's my close friend's sister. I feel like I'm disrespecting the friendship. But that body, man, mmm mmm. Man...... do you love HER or do you love her BODY?
lol wtf. If you're friend-zoned then you already lost son, just go on to the next one or quit life.
slowpokebro
But I love her. Plus, she's my close friend's sister. I feel like I'm disrespecting the friendship. But that body, man, mmm mmm. Man...... do you love HER or do you love her BODY?
lol wtf. If you're friend-zoned then you already lost son, just go on to the next one or quit life.
Kevlar101
But I love her. Plus, she's my close friend's sister. I feel like I'm disrespecting the friendship. But that body, man, mmm mmm. Man...... do you love HER or do you love her BODY? I never thought about it that way, hmm.
[QUOTE="Deihjan"]Forget about her and move the fvck on. You're not even beta, you're lower. You're scum. No, you're lower than scum. Get lost. Wow, you're friendly.
Forget about her and move the fvck on. You're not even beta, you're lower. You're scum. No, you're lower than scum. Get lost.Deihjan
Oh, you are such a card.
I see her all the time though and I feel the sexual tension electricity, but I'm just to beta.slowpokebro
but seriously, TC, shut the fvck up.
It's so obvious that she doesn't want to f#ck you, that even you realized it. there's nothing anybody can do to help you.
You could forcefully do it. but as you've already stated, you are a beta.
also, don't rape her. I shouldn't have to tell you that; but considering how your I.Q. might not even break into the double digits, it's for your benefit.
I usually tell guys to go get the girl they love and fvck everyone else involved, but if you are friend zoned it's hard to get out of, plus this sounds like who doesn't quite get what is socially acceptable conversation. Move on dude, I realise moving on isn't always easy, but seriously move on.
Forget about her and move the fvck on. You're not even beta, you're lower. You're scum. No, you're lower than scum. Get lost.Deihjan
but seriously, TC, shut the fvck up.
It's so obvious that she doesn't want to f#ck you, that even you realized it. there's nothing anybody can do to help you.
You could forcefully do it. but as you've already stated, you are a beta.
also, don't rape her. I shouldn't have to tell you that; but considering how your I.Q. might not even break into the double digits, it's for your benefit.
You gotta get that "girls as objects" mentality out of your stupid man head. Trust me, you might say you don't have it, but untill you can overcome the fact that she simply doesn't want you and wants you more as a person to talk to, then you still got it.
But, I guess the real question is... is she cool? Do you like hanging out with her or were you only hanging out with her because you liked the way she looked?
You're in the friend zone, just move on.Shottayouth13-
The friend zones not that hard to get out of...I mean I guess it depends what level of friend zone you're in, like where you consistently hang out then you're in trouble, but if you're just friends through school or work, you can usually get out of it by taking things up a level.
For one thing what the hell do you mean by saying that your to beta ?
Anyways I've never been in a relationship but from what I've heard it's near impossible to get out a friend zone so you might be screwed.
If you really love her though and when I say love her I mean you LOVE her as in she might be your soul mate. Then don't give up unless she really doesn't feel that way about you.
[QUOTE="chaoscougar1"]Nothing like a bit of period talk to get a girl in the mood Youtrollin? lmao, I didn't even catch that part. I think I am done for in this thread.
lol wtf. If you're friend-zoned then you already lost son, just go on to the next one or quit life.
slowpokebro
But I love her. Plus, she's my close friend's sister. I feel like I'm disrespecting the friendship. But that body, man, mmm mmm. You don't get with a girl with their body. You do it for love and who she is. You might as well pay some sl*t to have sex with you in that case....
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