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Nicolas Cage Signs On For The Expendables 3, Stallone Wants Harrison Ford

Sylvester Stallonehas succeeded once again in his on-going mission to cast anybody who ever threw a punch during the course of any film in one of hisExpendablesmovies:Nicolas Cage(that guy that used to be an actor and is now something else entirely) has signed on to star in theThe Expendables 3. Cue sounds of explosions overdubbed with ridiculous Nic Cage quote (eg. Not the bees).

Given that theExpendablesmovies are massively popular despite the fact that the average age of one of its characters is 76 it came to no surprise that a second sequel had made its way into the development stages. And though Cage isnt exactly the musclebound action hero that say, Arnie and Sly were in their days, there arent really many of those kinds of actor left, okay? Besides, Nicolas Cage will sign onto anything, given that he owes all that money to everybody.

Heres what Rocky had to say on the matter:

We are preparing the film with the same passion and commitment as the previous two. We have confirmed Nicolas Cage, a master actor who gives a veneer intellectual group. Hopefully we can realize to Harrison Ford, Wesley Snipes and Mickey Rourke. That is the great mission of the producer. We will continue with the same narrative scheme, the agility and the frenzy, which are inherent to the saga. What will definitely be the last? I can not guarantee. In principle it would be two deliveries, but the affection of the people encouraged us to work on a third. I guess as long as we amused ourselves by offering fun and people, we can continue playing The Expendables. For now we are not as expendable as it should and as some critics want.

Harrison Ford? Saywhat? Ford, of course, was once the biggest action star of all-time, often seen racingabout cityscapes searching for his family, usually playing a character called Jack (who may or may not have had extensive military training at some point). Though we cant imagine the ol grumpster getting on board with something like this, it would actually be pretty cool to have him doing the old action star does slower fighting schtick.

Sly could write him an amusing line that cleverly references a role from the old days. Ford could, uh, kill a bad guy called Snake and then spout something like, um, I hate snakes. Like in Indiana Jones. Remember?

Go away. Im not a screenwriter.

So, what do you make of Cages casting? Would you like to see Harrison Ford in this movie too?

Source:The Film Stage

I wouldn't care at this point if Michael Cera was the next biggest star for the sequel. If The Expendables 3 doesn't do something different, it will be awful regardless.

I want lou Ferrigno and have him make hulk references. Fightingfan

:? What would Nicolas Cage do with the likes of Stallone, Willis?GazaAli

Give us Eastwood or give us death

Should turn out great Nick Cage is hilarious.

[QUOTE="Fightingfan"]I want lou Ferrigno and have him make hulk references. Capitan_Kid

I can't see Will Smith in this for two reasons:

1. He seems like the type of person who won't do a role unless there's a HUGE payday in it for him. Just take a look at his IMDB page; the majority of his role are all big budget movies. Unless he's getting a big payday, he's not gonna be in it.

2. He has a reputation for doing nothing but family friendly pics or again, big budget films; hardly in any R rated movies (except for the Bad Boys films). He turned down the chance to be in Tarrantino's Django Unchained for MIB 3. I don't know if its for the money or what, but he doesn't seem like a good fit.

He actually played both Superman in Man of Steel and the Scarecrow in Batman Begins but was so epic in his performances that Nicolas Kim Coppola was booted from his roles by the co-stars in jealously at being upstaged and entire movies were reshot with recast actors

thats how badass Nicolas Kim Coppola is

Dear god,

Why?

Nicolas Cage sucks :|NiKva

Watch your filthy mouth.

thats bs lol....seriously i hate nicholas cage so much. besides martin lawrence he is the worst actor of all time in my opinion. Their movies are like a never ending bruno mars song, I would rather cut off my ears with a rusty nail.

Nicolas Cage haters: Go watch his good movies and be amazed by his greatness.

we need jackie chan mayneBloodseeker23

How is Cage "signing on" surprising? The man will be in anything. If you had said he accepted the lead role of toaster in an Eggo Waffle commercial I wouldn't have doubted you.

I heard the last Expendables really sucked so I am not hyped for a third. I enjoyed the first but guess I will have to see the second for myself but I havent heard good things from my friends.V4LENT1NE

How come Steven Seagal hasn't been in the Expendables yet? He's like the greatest action hero EVEEEER

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The Expendables 2 was pretty good, way better than the first one. Cage sucks though so fvck him. This movie needs Donnie Yen and Kurt Russell.

How come Steven Seagal hasn't been in the Expendables yet? He's like the greatest action hero EVEEEER

Mozelleple112

Expendables 3 will be amazing just because of the cast, but the action is awesome as always too in the first 2. Can't wait to see the complete cast.

[QUOTE="GazaAli"]:? What would Nicolas Cage do with the likes of Stallone, Willis?Fightingfan

This is awesome news.

Cage has really been sucking for the past few years, but I guess that won't matter in a movie like this :D

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Some guys I wouldn't mind seeing in the next flick would be Jean-Claude Van Damme, Wesley Snipes, Kurt Russell, Carl Weathers, Yun-Fat Chow, Steven Seagal, Mel Gibson, Charles Bronson, Rutger Hauer, and Mr. T. bnarmz

He was already in the 2nd one, also they are trying to get Wesley Snipes for the 3rd one.

Eh, sh!tty actor for a sh!tty movie.

OMG!!!! If both Cage and Rourke are in Expendables 2 that will be my two favorite actors in same movie!!!!!!

Some guys I wouldn't mind seeing in the next flick would be Jean-Claude Van Damme, Wesley Snipes, Kurt Russell, Carl Weathers, Yun-Fat Chow, Steven Seagal, Mel Gibson, Charles Bronson, Rutger Hauer, and Mr. T. bnarmz

Can we get Gibson already? He deserves to be in 100x before Cage does.

Can we get Gibson already? He deserves to be in 100x before Cage does.

Pirate700

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Can we get Gibson already? He deserves to be in 100x before Cage does.

Aljosa23

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OmegaAxl

Can we get Gibson already? He deserves to be in 100x before Cage does.

Pirate700

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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

Can we get Gibson already? He deserves to be in 100x before Cage does.

Pirate700

It'd be neat if he has a role like Chuck Norris did in 2.

Can we get Gibson already? He deserves to be in 100x before Cage does.

Pirate700

It's hard to watch the old Lethal Weapon movies now because of rants like this.I'm always wondering, "What was he REALLY thinking about when he was working with Danny Glover?"

Next up: Chow Yun Fat, Steven Seagal, John Travolta, Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Eddy Murphy and Jackie Chan.