Nigerian Man has 86 Wives and 170 Children

He does not recommend it.

First sentence:

"Nigerian Mohammed Bello Abubakar, 84, has advised other men not to follow his example and marry 86 women."

Duly noted, Mr. Abubakar!

He also has 170 children and says he "can only cope with the help of God."

No wonder God hasn't been seen around, lately; He's been dealing with this guy!

Read the whole thing. It's hilarious.

At some point, even he must have thought it was getting out of hand.

heh I wouldn't recommend marrying at all.
Na but I kid I kid.

I couldn't take 1 nagging person imagine having like 50 of them in that group.

I said I couldn't marry an older man, but he said it was directly an order from Godone of the wives

I find that repulsive and exploitive.

[quote="one of the wives"]I said I couldn't marry an older man, but he said it was directly an order from GodOleg_Huzwog

I find that repulsive and exploitive.

That's probably why he's being accused of heresy.

[quote="one of the wives"]I said I couldn't marry an older man, but he said it was directly an order from GodOleg_Huzwog

I find that repulsive and exploitive.

Yeah, on reading that article I agree.

Daaaaang

They call that "marriage"?Hungry_bunny

Apparently so.

He does not recommend it.

First sentence:

"Nigerian Mohammed Bello Abubakar, 84, has advised other men not to follow his example and marry 86 women."

Duly noted, Mr. Abubakar!

He also has 170 children and says he "can only cope with the help of God."

No wonder God hasn't been seen around, lately; He's been dealing with this guy!

Read the whole thing. It's hilarious.

Theokhoth

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

He does not recommend it.

First sentence:

"Nigerian Mohammed Bello Abubakar, 84, has advised other men not to follow his example and marry 86 women."

Duly noted, Mr. Abubakar!

He also has 170 children and says he "can only cope with the help of God."

No wonder God hasn't been seen around, lately; He's been dealing with this guy!

Read the whole thing. It's hilarious.

ishoturface

They eat $915 worth of rice every day. He doesn't say how he gets the money, only that it comes from God.

Daaaaang

criinok

LOL been looking for that gif for ages

Theokhoth

Wow, hes a pimplegolasxbow

I wonder how much money he spends every month.Private_Adam

[QUOTE="legolasxbow"]Wow, hes a pimpishoturface

No, he's a manipulative bastard who exploits young women.

[QUOTE="Private_Adam"]I wonder how much money he spends every month.ishoturface

Probably something like that. For a Nigerian man with 86 wives and 170 children to eat $916 worth of rice every day, you'd better have some damn good drugs to sell.

[QUOTE="ishoturface"][QUOTE="legolasxbow"]Wow, hes a pimpOleg_Huzwog

No, he's a manipulative bastard who exploits young women.

No, he's just a man that gets a **** load of p****

[QUOTE="ishoturface"][QUOTE="legolasxbow"]Wow, hes a pimpOleg_Huzwog

No, he's a manipulative bastard who exploits young women.

Indeed, he claims the Prophet Muhammad speaks to him personally and gives detailed descriptions of his experiences.

Yea, this guy is a wack-o.

[QUOTE="ishoturface"][QUOTE="legolasxbow"]Wow, hes a pimpOleg_Huzwog

No, he's a manipulative bastard who exploits young women.

Is there a difference?

[QUOTE="ishoturface"][QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

He does not recommend it.

First sentence:

"Nigerian Mohammed Bello Abubakar, 84, has advised other men not to follow his example and marry 86 women."

Duly noted, Mr. Abubakar!

He also has 170 children and says he "can only cope with the help of God."

No wonder God hasn't been seen around, lately; He's been dealing with this guy!

Read the whole thing. It's hilarious.

Theokhoth

They eat $915 worth of rice every day. He doesn't say how he gets the money, only that it comes from God.

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

[QUOTE="ishoturface"][QUOTE="legolasxbow"]Wow, hes a pimplimpbizkit818

No, he's a manipulative bastard who exploits young women.

Indeed, he claims the Prophet Muhammad speaks to him personally and gives detailed descriptions of his experiences.

Yea, this kid is a wack-o.

Kid?:shock:

Um.....did he get married again since last time I saw the topic title?? Thought it originally said '85 wives'??

Um.....did he get married again since last time I saw the topic title?? Thought it originally said '85 wives'??

marcus4hire

Nope. It was always 86, though I did update the title to say he has 170 kids.

[QUOTE="ishoturface"]

[QUOTE="Private_Adam"]I wonder how much money he spends every month.Theokhoth

Probably something like that. For a Nigerian man with 86 wives and 170 children to eat $916 worth of rice every day, you'd better have some damn good drugs to sell.

[QUOTE="marcus4hire"]

Um.....did he get married again since last time I saw the topic title?? Thought it originally said '85 wives'??

Theokhoth

Nope. It was always 86, though I did update the title to say he has 170 kids.

Ah, guess it was just me.

At some point, even he must have thought it was getting out of hand.

metallica_fan42

he said he found that at 10 but kept going anyway because it is what god wants

How many are still living, LAWLZ!!! PWN3d!!!!1111ice_radon

I don't get it.:|

[QUOTE="metallica_fan42"]

At some point, even he must have thought it was getting out of hand.

markop2003

he said he found that at 10 but kept going anyway because it is what god wants

The article doesn't say that. . . .

Kid?:shock:

Theokhoth

I changed it.

I have no clue why I wrote kid :P

He is mentally evolving. WOW!!!! :o He is way behind the times.

[QUOTE="criinok"]

Daaaaang

wizard90

LOL been looking for that gif for ages

Lmao, yeah, I was looking for it forever but one day I found it and saved it to my comp so I wouldn't lose it again =P

He eats his children. That's how his family survivs. There's so many that no one ever notices.IgNIght

That made me laugh my ass off.:lol: