Nigerian Man has 86 Wives and 170 Children

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#51 CommanderShiro
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Does he have easy access to Viagra or something?
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#52 StealthKing93
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Hmm...how could he possibly 'love' 86 wives? And care for 170 children!!!! Impossible:o
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#53 foxhound_fox
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He looks surprisingly un-wrinkled for 84. I could never commit myself emotionally to more than one woman.
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#54 Slicshade5
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Ballin'!

Daaaaang

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haha nice!8)

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#55 deactivated-5855efbca02a1
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Do you think he can remember all of the names of his wifes and kids?
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#56 Theokhoth
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Do you think he can remember all of the names of his wifes and kids?microwavedapple

:|

I don't know. . . .maybe he just makes up a bunch of pet names.

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#57 Xxgood-timesXx
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I wonder where all the $ comes from, its definantly not from allah..
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#58 UssjTrunks
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I think I heard about this... It's pretty funny.
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#59 Gigagamer2
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at night time, how does he choose who is the lucky woman? I know its on all of your minds
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#60 DJ-Lafleur
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Good thing he doesn't celebrate Christmas...
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#61 JurockDaRock
Member since 2008 • 326 Posts

He does not recommend it.

First sentence:

"Nigerian Mohammed Bello Abubakar, 84, has advised other men not to follow his example and marry 86 women."

Duly noted, Mr. Abubakar!

He also has 170 children and says he "can only cope with the help of God."

No wonder God hasn't been seen around, lately; He's been dealing with this guy!

Read the whole thing. It's hilarious.

Theokhoth

170 children means he hasnt banged all of his wives!

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#62 SegaGenesisfan
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He probably doesnt know his children personally, nor his wives. Lets do the math, the time he has for each woman is...

lets see 24 X 60 = 1440 / 86 = 16 minues per person, well I guess the woman take care of the children. Ok, seriously is this a joke that all these people are playing. Didnt any of them think "why the heck am I doing this?" How meaningful can there relationships even be with only 16 minutes a day that they could be alone.

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#63 Big_Bad_Sad
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His pimp hand is way strong.
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#64 Hewkii
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still hasn't beaten Genghis's record.
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#65 eloyc
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That deserves a big "YUCK" from me. Could you just think about how disgusting that could be? Wait a sec... :? I don't even want to think about that.
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#66 TheTownIdiot
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thats ****
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#67 lalangan
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I bet he has more wives and kids that he doesn't even know about.
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#68 ice_radon
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I bet he has more wives and kids that he doesn't even know about.lalangan
As well as STD's and new strains of AIDS.
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#69 Kikouken
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Big pimpin' over in Nigeria.

Must have a real hard time with child support.

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#70 AnonymousKitten
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He's a moron.
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#71 tzar3
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Man that sucks, trying to discipline all those brats while your wives nag at you. I would shoot myself.
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#72 The_Ish
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Don't these women/this man know what moderation is?