Obama to Meet Pope Benedict XVI in Vatican City

On July 10, Barack Obama will be meeting with his Holiness in the Vatican after the G-8 Summit. That week the Pope is also meeting with Japanese PM Taro Aso and Australian PM Kevin Rudd. It appears to be a busy week for the Supreme Pontiff, as July 7 he will finally release his latest encyclical, "Caritas in Veritate". None of the articles mention it, but Obama will probably meet the Pope in the Pope's library, which is the usual place for foreign heads of state to meet the Pope, though last summer President Bush was granted the special privilege of meeting the Pope in his private garden (as a reward for his hospitality to the Pope during his visit to the U.S. last April).

One of the poll options confuses me. I must not be caught up with current events. What should the president apologize for?

Obama will probably teach him how to walk on water.

What should the president apologize for?

Oleg_Huzwog

Because Obama is a Blame-America-First kinda guy.

Japan and Australia have been under the radar recently so it should be cool...

Obama will have the Secret Service take the Pope hostage. The Pope will have the Swiss Guard take Obama hostage. Obama and the Pope will then meet to negotiate an exchange of hostages, and will agree that Obama will be released on condition that the Pope is released.chessmaster1989

[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]Obama will have the Secret Service take the Pope hostage. The Pope will have the Swiss Guard take Obama hostage. Obama and the Pope will then meet to negotiate an exchange of hostages, and will agree that Obama will be released on condition that the Pope is released.Engrish_Major

Probably. Besides, then they can get the movie rights and make big bucks. :D

[QUOTE="Engrish_Major"][QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]Obama will have the Secret Service take the Pope hostage. The Pope will have the Swiss Guard take Obama hostage. Obama and the Pope will then meet to negotiate an exchange of hostages, and will agree that Obama will be released on condition that the Pope is released.chessmaster1989

Probably. Besides, then they can get the movie rights and make big bucks. :D

What's the point of that then? For the lulz?Engrish_Major

Probably. Besides, then they can get the movie rights and make big bucks. :D

He's going there to protect himself from Ray Wise.Bourbons3

dunno... knife fight?comp_atkins

[QUOTE="comp_atkins"]dunno... knife fight?xaos

[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="comp_atkins"]dunno... knife fight?nocoolnamejim

[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]Obama will have the Secret Service take the Pope hostage. The Pope will have the Swiss Guard take Obama hostage. Obama and the Pope will then meet to negotiate an exchange of hostages, and will agree that Obama will be released on condition that the Pope is released.Engrish_Major

Sorry, couldn't resist the opening.nocoolnamejim

[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"]Sorry, couldn't resist the opening.MrPraline

Obama will reveal that he is an Illuminatus, and will attempt to assassinate the Pope, only to be stopped by some American teacher at the last minute.

A very crappy movie will be made about it afterwards by Ron Howard.

The pope will annoint him as holy roman emperor.

The pope will annoint him as holy roman emperor.

sonicare

Obama will kiss the Pope's ring, but the Pope won't kiss Obama's butt. Then the Pope will ask Obama if his "Hope" theme during the campaign was a rip off of Benedict's "Christ our Hope" theme during his visit to the U.S. and will ask of Obama's theme was derived from Spe Salvi.

They are drinking/smoking buddies.

The meeting that Obama and Emperor Palpatine are having will be about building the debtstar.

well now, they met today, and it went well. (Mods, don't get mad at me for bumping an old thread, because this is a legitimate update).

Amen.

Amen.

Luciole_fr

[QUOTE="Luciole_fr"]

Amen.

3KindgomsRandy

Better question: Why does Obama look like he's got jock itch?

I hope he gives him a hug, he deserves it.

Obama and the Pope will be miserable, But the Swiss Guard and Secret Service people will enjoy eachothers company and play poker together.

=P

[QUOTE="Luciole_fr"]

Amen.

3KindgomsRandy

[QUOTE="3KindgomsRandy"]

[QUOTE="Luciole_fr"]

Amen.

Luciole_fr

[QUOTE="Luciole_fr"][QUOTE="3KindgomsRandy"] Why is Michelle Obama dressed like she's ready to play the lead roll in Sister Act 3??

xaos

Sarkozy's face. :lol:

Obama and Sarkozy are so bad with photos.