Obama Vs Rush LImbaugh in a fist fight

Who wins? Fight till concussion!!!! Discuss

Obama would tell Limbaugh that "He is the President.." and get the CIA to fight Limbaugh..

Obama would tell Limbaugh that "He is the President.." and get the CIA to fight Limbaugh..

Xx_Hopeless_xX

interesting

Straight up fist fight? Probably Obama. He's younger and in better shape.

Or were you trying to make this into a political discussion?

Obama would run away like a little girl. No Fight Will Ensue.

Second Scenario: Obama indicates "I r Teh Prezidint", Limbaugh laughs, No fight Ensues.

Third Scenario: Obama gets his Wife to fight for him. Limbaugh Loses because he can't hit a girl (Or Can He?)

Fourth Scenario: Obama Tries for the Jewels. Limbaugh Blocks, reverses tactics.

So many Variables, So little time. :P

Obama would run away like a little girl. No Fight Will Ensue.

Second Scenario: Obama indicates "I r Teh Prezidint", Limbaugh laughs, No fight Ensues.

Third Scenario: Obama gets his Wife to fight for him. Limbaugh Loses because he can't hit a girl (Or Can He?)

Fourth Scenario: Obama Tries for the Jewels. Limbaugh Blocks, reverses tactics.

So many Variables, So little time. :P

Snipes_2

I'd rather watch Rush Limbaugh fight Kimbo Slice.

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Obama's pretty fit and muscular and Limbaugh is pretty pudgy and he's almost 60. I think Obama would win unless Limbaugh sat on him.

Obama's pretty fit and muscular and Limbaugh is pretty pudgy and he's almost 60. I think Obama would win unless Limbaugh sat on him.

Flanker15

Lol..Obama...fit and muscular?...

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Obama's pretty fit and muscular and Limbaugh is pretty pudgy and he's almost 60. I think Obama would win unless Limbaugh sat on him.

Xx_Hopeless_xX

Lol..Obama...fit and muscular?...

yeah, he is actually pretty ripped

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Obama's pretty fit and muscular and Limbaugh is pretty pudgy and he's almost 60. I think Obama would win unless Limbaugh sat on him.

Ryir554

Lol..Obama...fit and muscular?...

yeah, he is actually pretty ripped

Ok..i'll take your word for it...too bad his brain isn't ripped :P..he never exercises it..

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Lol..Obama...fit and muscular?...

Xx_Hopeless_xX

yeah, he is actually pretty ripped

Ok..i'll take your word for it...too bad his brain isn't ripped :P..he never exercises it..

True that.

In all seriouslness, Rush would probably kill Obama in one hit. He weights like 50 lbs.

Limbaugh is bigger and would probably hit harder. Obama would would be faster and possibly trickier. I'd give it to Rush though because he's alot angrier.

Obama's pretty fit and muscular and Limbaugh is pretty pudgy and he's almost 60. I think Obama would win unless Limbaugh sat on him.

Flanker15

Obama uses secret service!

It's super effective!

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Obama's pretty fit and muscular and Limbaugh is pretty pudgy and he's almost 60. I think Obama would win unless Limbaugh sat on him.

Pirate700

Only guys that have seen him shirtless would know for sure :o..

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Obama's pretty fit and muscular and Limbaugh is pretty pudgy and he's almost 60. I think Obama would win unless Limbaugh sat on him.

Xx_Hopeless_xX

Only guys that have seen him shirtless would know for sure :o..

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Obama's pretty fit and muscularand Limbaugh is pretty pudgy and he's almost 60. I think Obama would win unless Limbaugh sat on him.

Pirate700

This:

Will be Anti-Climactic.

This is what will happen:

Rush of course! I love that guy.

Limbaugh would win because Obama would stand in front of Limbaugh and apologize on behalf of the US then proceed to look for a teleprompter to see what to do next at which point Limbaugh would slap him six ways from Sunday.

After seeing Obama throw a baseball out...I dunno. It was pretty girlish.

But he did look awesome in that United Way football commercial Thursday /sarcasm

I see Rush winning this one

Or the one that talks the least...

Obama hands down, Rush would be too drugged up and Obama would put a cigarette out in his eye after wiping the floor with him

Obama has a nice lateral footgame going for him, he would win.BiancaDK

How exactly did you come to that conclusion...?

Rush is a fat drug addict so I give Obama the edge. However, Rush does really hate black people, so he might want it more.wstfld

What are you basing this on..?

Only guys that have seen him shirtless would know for sure :o..Xx_Hopeless_xX

People Magazine recently had a photo of the Senator there on the beach in Hawaii, his sleek, hairless pecs glistening in the surf. George W Bush

Limbaugh would win because Obama would stand in front of Limbaugh and apologize on behalf of the US then proceed to look for a teleprompter to see what to do next at which point Limbaugh would slap him six ways from Sunday.

Unassigned

Lol, I wish I'd have thought of that. It's so true too. :P

Rush would probably obliterate Obama, he has at least 100 pounds on him. That is provided that Limbaugh doesn't die of a heart attack first (all that fat can't be healthy).

I wouldn't really call that physically fit. Look at that stomach.

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Only guys that have seen him shirtless would know for sure :o..fidosim

I wouldn't consider that "ripped"..and that was a joke..lighten up..

I wouldn't really call that physically fit. Look at that stomach.

Snipes_2

[QUOTE="wstfld"]Rush is a fat drug addict so I give Obama the edge. However, Rush does really hate black people, so he might want it more.Xx_Hopeless_xX

What are you basing this on..?

Relax. This is a joke thread. The Right is in a constant state of outrage; no fun.

Obama has a lightsaber,if I'm correct.There's your answer.

I never said Rush Limbaugh was fit. I still think he'd win though.

I wouldn't really call that physically fit. Look at that stomach.

Snipes_2

/sarcasm

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I wouldn't really call that physically fit. Look at that stomach.

T_P_O

/sarcasm

Did I say Limbaugh was Fit? No.

Who are the people here who think Limbaugh has to stamina to throw more than 3 punches? Doubting they will even be good punches.

I think he'd win.

Not even based on my political views by the way.

You know, that's really hard to say. If Rush lost about 20 pounds though Obama would be screwed.