oh man oh god i am so nervous (no caps lock this time)

Ok....so im in ninth grade, and tomorrow i have to give a huge powerpoint presentation on uranium mining and its advantages and disadvantages in front of about 150 people who pretty much all of them have a strict opinion on politics and this stuff. Me? I hardly know anything about it, and i have to stand up on a stage in a suit and tell these people about it with a 10 slide powerpoint and about a week's worth of knowledge of googling and looking over uranium-235 basics.

first of all, i dont do suits. im the guy at school with long hair that wears a metal t shirt and camos to school everyday.

next, my powerpoint makes no sense to me at all.

also, i am horrible at public speaking. when i get up there, it get all jittery, studder on every other word, and move around a lot.

also, i have a really deep voice and i speak rather quietly, so im gonna have to basically scream to at least get a good grade.

and, just especially for me, since im a great friend of the teacher's (who is only about 20....and HOTTTT) she is getting THE FREAKING NEWSPAPER to come and do a report about our powerpoints and presentations. They are going to put my pictures in the paper, and i dont know much at all about this topic.....

does anyone have any good experience with this at all? cause im all ready **** my pants, and the presentation its about 16 hours away. i am counting the minutes.

pleasepleaseplease help meh

especially for me, since im a great friend of the teacher's (who is only about 20....and HOTTTT)THE_BRUTALIZER

Picture yourself naked?xaos

[QUOTE="xaos"]Picture yourself naked?THE_BRUTALIZER

Tell us the advantages and disadvantages of mining uranium.

[QUOTE="THE_BRUTALIZER"]especially for me, since im a great friend of the teacher's (who is only about 20....and HOTTTT)Genetic_Code

bro i always wing presentations, you know what separates a good one from a bad one? confidence, clear voice, and easy to understand points.Thessassin

bro i always wing presentations, you know what separates a good one from a bad one? confidence, clear voice, and easy to understand points.Thessassin

[QUOTE="THE_BRUTALIZER"][QUOTE="xaos"]Picture yourself naked?Genetic_Code

how 'bout you research and do the dang project?!!

get off the forums, research uranium-235, and report about it.

a poor job is better than a crappy job. at least if you try to explain it, you should get some points for effort.

uranium-235 is an isotope of uranium which happens to have 92 protons. so if it has 92 protons, and the uranium you're doing your project on is 235, that means:

????

... that uranium-235 has 143 neutrons. 235 minus 92 equals 143, pretty simple concept.

it's also dangerously radioactive. start with that and see if you can't come up with something.

Speak loudly and coherently. You heard of the saying that people talk loud to seem smart? Well it works when doing presentations. Make it look like you know what you're talking about, even if you don't.super_mario_128

[QUOTE="super_mario_128"]Speak loudly and coherently. You heard of the saying that people talk loud to seem smart? Well it works when doing presentations. Make it look like you know what you're talking about, even if you don't.xaos

how 'bout you research and do the dang project?!!

get off the forums, research uranium-235, and report about it.

a poor job is better than a crappy job. at least if you try to explain it, you should get some points for effort.

uranium-235 is an isotope of uranium which happens to have 92 protons. so if it has 92 protons, and the uranium you're doing your project on is 235, that means:

????

... that uranium-235 has 143 neutrons. 235 minus 92 equals 143, pretty simple concept.

it's also dangerously radioactive. start with that and see if you can't come up with something.

QuantumNihilism

picture your young, hot teacher naked.. sorted.RiseAgainst12

[QUOTE="RiseAgainst12"]picture your young, hot teacher naked.. sorted.0Tyler0

[QUOTE="RiseAgainst12"]picture your young, hot teacher naked.. sorted.0Tyler0

[QUOTE="Thessassin"]bro i always wing presentations, you know what separates a good one from a bad one? confidence, clear voice, and easy to understand points.JabbaDaHutt30

You heard of the saying that people talk loud to seem smart? Well it works when doing presentations.Super_mario_128

Ok....so im in ninth grade, and tomorrow i have to give a huge powerpoint presentation on uranium mining and its advantages and disadvantages in front of about 150 people who pretty much all of them have a strict opinion on politics and this stuff. Me? I hardly know anything about it, and i have to stand up on a stage in a suit and tell these people about it with a 10 slide powerpoint and about a week's worth of knowledge of googling and looking over uranium-235 basics.

first of all, i dont do suits. im the guy at school with long hair that wears a metal t shirt and camos to school everyday.

next, my powerpoint makes no sense to me at all.

also, i am horrible at public speaking. when i get up there, it get all jittery, studder on every other word, and move around a lot.

also, i have a really deep voice and i speak rather quietly, so im gonna have to basically scream to at least get a good grade.

and, just especially for me, since im a great friend of the teacher's (who is only about 20....and HOTTTT) she is getting THE FREAKING NEWSPAPER to come and do a report about our powerpoints and presentations. They are going to put my pictures in the paper, and i dont know much at all about this topic.....

does anyone have any good experience with this at all? cause im all ready **** my pants, and the presentation its about 16 hours away. i am counting the minutes.

pleasepleaseplease help meh

THE_BRUTALIZER

Trust me it's not as bad as you think once ur up there speaking all the worries will dissapear. If not just fake a heart attack.K3V17V

EDIT: I mean she faked passing out. no heart attack.

Well, why are you doing the power point?

Is it because you want to get a good grade? or you just doing it because of your parents? why?

Think about it... If it's for your parents, then you are going to be nervous. If you want to do it, you shouldn't be nervous at all.

[QUOTE="MetalGear_Ninty"]Rehearse your speach repeatedly in your bedroom -- this should give you natural rhythm and clarity when you actually do your speech. Good luck, I've been in a similar position before, and I empathise with you. Also, why 150 people -- should you just be doing in front of your class?THE_BRUTALIZER

Well, why are you doing the power point?

Is it because you want to get a good grade? or you just doing it because of your parents? why?

Think about it... If it's for your parents, then you are going to be nervous. If you want to do it, you shouldn't be nervous at all.

Gaming-Planet

[QUOTE="THE_BRUTALIZER"][QUOTE="MetalGear_Ninty"]Rehearse your speach repeatedly in your bedroom -- this should give you natural rhythm and clarity when you actually do your speech. Good luck, I've been in a similar position before, and I empathise with you. Also, why 150 people -- should you just be doing in front of your class?MetalGear_Ninty

Why would you wear camos to school? Are you expecting war to break out? :PNinja-Hippo