OK what the heck is this thing in my bathroom

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#151 parkurtommo
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Whatever it is TC you better thank some higher power that its not this,

These things actually have been known to chase after humans for a few meters when their scared!!

sonofsmeagle

Holy crap that was an unecessary caption! :cry:

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#152 MgamerBD
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Whatever it is TC you better thank some higher power that its not this,

These things actually have been known to chase after humans for a few meters when their scared!!

sonofsmeagle

If I ever saw that and it chased me. I would run like the track star

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#153 sonofsmeagle
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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]

[QUOTE="sonofsmeagle"]

Whatever it is TC you better thank some higher power that its not this,

These things actually have been known to chase after humans for a few meters when their scared!!

If I ever saw that and it chased me. I would run like the track star

but thats the thing most the time you never see them as their either burrowed in the ground or hiding somewhere in your house, Oh but in summer the males usually run everywhere looking for mates.
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#154 parkurtommo
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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]

[QUOTE="sonofsmeagle"]

Whatever it is TC you better thank some higher power that its not this,

These things actually have been known to chase after humans for a few meters when their scared!!

sonofsmeagle

If I ever saw that and it chased me. I would run like the track star

but thats the thing most the time you never see them as their either burrowed in the ground or hiding somewhere in your house, Oh but in summer the males usually run everywhere looking for mates.

AHHHHHH I'm leaving this thread. *comes back in a few minutes*

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#155 bobbetybob
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Thanks to this thread I'm now going to the bathroom with a slipper in each hand and a bandanna on for good luck. Bring it on bugs!
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#156 tocool340
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is it one of these? :D

Nibroc420

I hate those. Get quite a bit of house centipedes during spring, and they can get pretty freakin big...

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#157 tocool340
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Something like this?

CaptainAhab13

I had one almost the same size as that running near the top of my ceiling. When I smash it with a shoe, it literally split in half and one half of it actually ran a few feet before dying. Then my cat came along to eat its remains....

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#158 Shottayouth13-
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*pic*MgamerBD
You ..... you are an evil man.
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#159 tocool340
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Do this.

Dystopian-X

Now that made me lol....:lol:

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#160 _VenomX
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This?

a4ytr4t4rtr444e

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#161 ferrari2001
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This thread is so full of win!
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#162 parkurtommo
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This?

a4ytr4t4rtr444e

_VenomX

Looks pretty cool actually.

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#163 tocool340
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This?

a4ytr4t4rtr444e

_VenomX

I wouldn't mind having one of those as a pet...

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#164 Optical_Order
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worst thread ever.

im going to be paranoid the rest of the night.

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#165 kuraimen
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Whatever it is TC you better thank some higher power that its not this,

These things actually have been known to chase after humans for a few meters when their scared!!

sonofsmeagle

I would kill myself if one of those things tries to kill me.

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#166 kuraimen
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I think this is it

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#167 Mega-Mustaine
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worst thread ever.

im going to be paranoid the rest of the night.

Optical_Order

Best thread ever, actually. It's amusing to see everyone freak out.

Over pictures of bugs. :lol:

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#168 _VenomX
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[QUOTE="Optical_Order"]

worst thread ever.

im going to be paranoid the rest of the night.

Mega-Mustaine

Best thread ever, actually. It's amusing to see everyone freak out.

Over pictures of bugs. :lol:

They're a bit creeppy but I got used of looking at them.. thanks to this thread :P
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#169 parkurtommo
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I think this is it

kuraimen

Now that is just hilarious! :lol:

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#170 kuraimen
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[QUOTE="kuraimen"]

I think this is it

parkurtommo

Now that is just hilarious! :lol:

You'll laugh until it happens to you.

:cry:

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#171 kitty  Moderator
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 is it one of these? :DNibroc420
:shock: I would leave my house if I saw one of those.
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#172 Elraptor
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Doesn't really matter what you call the thing. It's still going to crawl up your leg next time you're on the commode.
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#173 trastamad03
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[QUOTE="Optical_Order"]

worst thread ever.

im going to be paranoid the rest of the night.

Mega-Mustaine

Best thread ever, actually. It's amusing to see everyone freak out.

Over pictures of bugs. :lol:

You are diabolical... I guess that's why the RoboSatan Avatar... I like you.
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#174 LieutenantFeist
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I think it's this thing

wis3boi

Wow what kinda Beetle ist that? Image if you walked around town with one of those...Noone would **** with you! You'd be pimpin'!

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#176 racing1750
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I re-entered this thread and wish I hadn't. I will now be sleeping with one eye open.
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#177 Brutal_Elitegs
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Does it look like this?

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#178 harashawn
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Does it look like this?

Brutal_Elitegs

Wolf Spider? I crushed one of those once thinking it was just a furry spider, only to be ambushed by 30 baby spider assassins.

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#179 halo3-player
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silverfish, i catch them and fry them for breakfast. Good protein.
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#180 GAMESHARQ
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Am I the only one who came into this thread expecting to see a dookie?
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#181 _VenomX
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silverfish, i catch them and fry them for breakfast. Good protein. halo3-player
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#182 Zaibach
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Order a tactical nuke on every creature in this thread.

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#183 _VenomX
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Order a tactical nuke on every creature in this thread.

Zaibach
 They'll live though :P
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#184 Hexagon_777
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Managed to get to page three and then gave up. Did the TC ever post a picture of it and if so, on what page is it?
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#185 Iffy350
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If all else fails, call these guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7IsnS7csSQ

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#186 Hexagon_777
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[QUOTE="wis3boi"]

I think it's this thing

LieutenantFeist

Wow what kinda Beetle ist that? Image if you walked around town with one of those...Noone would **** with you! You'd be pimpin'!

Surely no bugs, beetles, insects, whatever come that big? :shock:
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#187 VodkaFTW
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Hit it with a book, leave it thre, then pick it up when you've got the guts to throw it away and flush it.

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#188 branketra
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Openly challenge it to a duel. If it moves at you, it accepts.
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#189 branketra
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[QUOTE="LieutenantFeist"]

[QUOTE="wis3boi"]

I think it's this thing

Hexagon_777

Wow what kinda Beetle ist that? Image if you walked around town with one of those...Noone would **** with you! You'd be pimpin'!

Surely no bugs, beetles, insects, whatever come that big? :shock:

aa

I don't know about the second pic, though.

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#190 ArmoredCore55
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This thread is scaring me now.

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#191 katana_duo
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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]

[QUOTE="parkurtommo"] Looks yummy this time.

parkurtommo

last one

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH **** no, no not eating that, nonononono. No way.

It's a waterbug. It has a very painful bite.
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#192 atony12
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Poor TC, he hasn't responded in awhile....gonna have to send in an S&R team soon.
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#193 poptart
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This?

a4ytr4t4rtr444e

_VenomX

Love the crushed velvet look - the kind of spider I can see rolling up a blunt and grooving on down to some T-Rex.

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#194 Darthkaiser
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just spray it with any household cleanser, when it falls off the wall, catch it in the dustpan and toss it in the toilet. One nice flush and its the general public drinking water's problem now. Problem Solved.Allicrombie
Such a degree of expertise on the matter :o Something tells me this is a common issue on your place
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#195 CaptainAhab13
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If all else fails, call these guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7IsnS7csSQ

Iffy350
I agree, this team is the way to go.
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#196 true_gamer007
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pull ur shoe out n crush the hell out of it.

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#197 caseystryker
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[QUOTE="LieutenantFeist"]

[QUOTE="wis3boi"]

I think it's this thing

Hexagon_777

Wow what kinda Beetle ist that? Image if you walked around town with one of those...Noone would **** with you! You'd be pimpin'!

Surely no bugs, beetles, insects, whatever come that big? :shock:

It's the angle of the picture. It's not nearly as big as it looks, though, it is still pretty big.

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#198 Rattlesnake_8
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Call it Fred and let it be your pet. That is, until it moves one day and you never find it again.. or will you?
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#199 Messiahbolical-
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Just saw this guy outside on the wall at night out by the light being the awesomeness that he is just making other bugs not want anything to do with him. I saw(what I'm assuming is) this same exact Mantis in the exact same spot like 2 weeks ago and he was small and puny back then, but now he's a freaking beast. Probably been feasting on the many random disgusting bugs that infest the outer area of my house.

Mantis' are the most badass bugs in the whole world. I put my phone and my hands all close up like 1 inch away from him to take a pic and he didn't even flinch or move at all. They simply have NO fear.

Now compare to that to this oversized fat as hell roach/beetle I also saw close by while I was out there having a smoke, as soon as I walked towards it within 3-4 feet from it to try to approach and crush it, it ran off as fast as it could. What a little b**** of a bug. lol

If Mantis' were the size of humans, we'd all be f***ed. They don't bulls*** for anyone. lol I love them, they definitely have "beastblood" as a guy named Elpresador would say.

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#200 Messiahbolical-
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Contributing to the lulz in this thread.