OMG!!!! I just had an extremely embarrassing moment

So i was walking home from my job, and i decided to go to the mall and pick up a few things. Anyway, as i was checking my items out i kind of dazed out into a trance....then a girl walked infront of me, and my eyes seemed to be looking at her ass, when they were looking there BEFORE she got there, but before i could look away she said "OH MY GOD YOU PERV, STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS! YOU ARE SUCH A PERVERT!" and EVERYONE in the store looked at me. I was about ready to drop the groceries and book it out of there.

I once got busy in the toilet and i was wearing this band around my hand with this metal thing on it. so it would go "KLIK KLINK KLINK" against the toilet, but i didnt care, as i was home alone.

atleast thats what i thought, then i suddenly heard my mom mobile phone ringing.. at first i thought that she had just left it at home. then i heard that she answered the phone. she had been sitting in the kitchen hearing it all the whole time..

i really did NOT want to exit the toilet that day :|

escapeoftheape

:lol: Thats my favorite story of all the ones told here

Haha this thread is hilarious.

Mines was I was in Topshop when my then Bf now ex and I wanted to go downstairs to check the shoes. So the esculators are on the left side going down and right side up... usually. I was chatting away ready to get on the left hand side one when I thought my jeans got stuck and with the bf following behind me i grabbed his arm and had to hawl myself back up to safety, while the people in the store laughing at the shop assisant going "its the other side". He laughed at me then I punched him in the back for being horrible. Then I went in a few weeks later and they had put arrow on the up and down side. :S

Even if the story is fake, it was funny.

I can't remember anything super-embarrassing happening.

The whole scenario with the guy checkin' his reflection at the breast feeding thing is comedy gold. :lol:

Nothing I've done in my life was ever that embarrsingly funny, but funny stuff has happend aroudn me that would embarrass others, but not me.

So I was waiting for my husband to buy something in a store and while I was in the car my little baby started crying and I decided to breast-feed it to calm it down. While I was doing that though some guy came close to the car and stared at me breast-feeding my baby..I waved him to go away but that pervert just stayed there smiling and fixing his hair or something.

Weird stuff.

So I was waiting for my husband to buy something in a store and while I was in the car my little baby started crying and I decided to breast-feed it to calm it down. While I was doing that though some guy came close to the car and stared at me breast-feeding my baby..I waved him to go away but that pervert just stayed there smiling and fixing his hair or something.

Weird stuff.

teh_619

Sorry... :oops:

Heh. Even if it's a fad post, it's funny stuff.

As for me...a while back my friend asked me to go to this costume party thing. He had a fairly ridiculous costume himself, so I decided to take a page from the Girls With Slingshots webcomic and go as a mustache ride.

Well. Needless to say, this party ended up NOT consisting of mostly people my age, and I was asked to come more as to keep my friend company so he wouldn't be bored. So there I am, among 30-50+ year olds dressed as a mustache ride, for 5 long, grueling hours. It was both awesome and embarassing at the same time.

[QUOTE="batboy113"]First of all it was really hot at night so i decided to take off ALL my clothes. Everything was of. Even my boxers. So i woke up in the morning and had noticed that i had left my guitar hero(that i was playing the night before) on pause. So i decided to quickly finnish playing guitar hero whilst i was naked. As i was playing i looked out of the window and saw like 5 construction workers watching me play guitar hero naked!!! Yeah, so im just wondering what the most embarassing moment of your life? Funky_Llama

So you rock out with your **** out?

you should of invited them in the "play" rock band with you ReaperV7

Hahaha ROFL!

Not that funny, but this one time in middle school, I had to get up to do something. So I did. As I came back to sit down, the girl that sits next to me pulled the chair right out under me as I was about to sit down. I ended up falling on my arse in front of the whole class, and everyone laughed, including the teacher. It was awkward.

First of all it was really hot at night so i decided to take off ALL my clothes. Everything was of. Even my boxers. So i woke up in the morning and had noticed that i had left my guitar hero(that i was playing the night before) on pause. So i decided to quickly finnish playing guitar hero whilst i was naked. As i was playing i looked out of the window and saw like 5 construction workers watching me play guitar hero naked!!! Yeah, so im just wondering what the most embarassing moment of your life? batboy113

You should be happy that they didn't tape it and put it on Youtube. Now that would've been embarrassing! And what if one of your friends would've found that video?! :lol:

lol that's funny... not that embarassing though, you're home, you can do what the hell you want, they shouldn't be watching.

Me, it's probably that one night I was walking from my room to the bathroom in the darkness, with a huge boner on, (lived in the basement at my parents' place), and my mom sitting in the stairs asks me "What are you doing?"

I'm like "WTF are YOU doing there?"

I avoided any contacts with her for a few days LOL

Krigen89

LOL haha...Damn that sucks.

Thankfully I aint have many of those embarrassing moments

First of all it was really hot at night so i decided to take off ALL my clothes. Everything was of. Even my boxers. So i woke up in the morning and had noticed that i had left my guitar hero(that i was playing the night before) on pause. So i decided to quickly finnish playing guitar hero whilst i was naked. As i was playing i looked out of the window and saw like 5 construction workers watching me play guitar hero naked!!! Yeah, so im just wondering what the most embarassing moment of your life? batboy113

Similar thing happened to me, except instead of playing guitar hero I was playing with myself...

[QUOTE="batboy113"]First of all it was really hot at night so i decided to take off ALL my clothes. Everything was of. Even my boxers. So i woke up in the morning and had noticed that i had left my guitar hero(that i was playing the night before) on pause. So i decided to quickly finnish playing guitar hero whilst i was naked. As i was playing i looked out of the window and saw like 5 construction workers watching me play guitar hero naked!!! Yeah, so im just wondering what the most embarassing moment of your life? Adonymous

Similar thing happened to me, except instead of playing guitar hero I was playing with myself...

Oh i love that game, but the multiplayer is where it shines.

[QUOTE="Adonymous"]

[QUOTE="batboy113"]First of all it was really hot at night so i decided to take off ALL my clothes. Everything was of. Even my boxers. So i woke up in the morning and had noticed that i had left my guitar hero(that i was playing the night before) on pause. So i decided to quickly finnish playing guitar hero whilst i was naked. As i was playing i looked out of the window and saw like 5 construction workers watching me play guitar hero naked!!! Yeah, so im just wondering what the most embarassing moment of your life? IronSalamander

Similar thing happened to me, except instead of playing guitar hero I was playing with myself...

Oh i love that game, but the multiplayer is where it shines.

If only more people used headsets though :|

lol

[QUOTE="IronSalamander"][QUOTE="Adonymous"]

[QUOTE="batboy113"]First of all it was really hot at night so i decided to take off ALL my clothes. Everything was of. Even my boxers. So i woke up in the morning and had noticed that i had left my guitar hero(that i was playing the night before) on pause. So i decided to quickly finnish playing guitar hero whilst i was naked. As i was playing i looked out of the window and saw like 5 construction workers watching me play guitar hero naked!!! Yeah, so im just wondering what the most embarassing moment of your life? Adonymous

Similar thing happened to me, except instead of playing guitar hero I was playing with myself...

Oh i love that game, but the multiplayer is where it shines.

If only more people used headsets though :|

lol

Well that depends, if there at the age where their voices havn't developed, then who wants to hear them scream and whine win the game is in our favor? Not me.

[QUOTE="Adonymous"][QUOTE="IronSalamander"][QUOTE="Adonymous"]

[QUOTE="batboy113"]First of all it was really hot at night so i decided to take off ALL my clothes. Everything was of. Even my boxers. So i woke up in the morning and had noticed that i had left my guitar hero(that i was playing the night before) on pause. So i decided to quickly finnish playing guitar hero whilst i was naked. As i was playing i looked out of the window and saw like 5 construction workers watching me play guitar hero naked!!! Yeah, so im just wondering what the most embarassing moment of your life? IronSalamander

Similar thing happened to me, except instead of playing guitar hero I was playing with myself...

Oh i love that game, but the multiplayer is where it shines.

If only more people used headsets though :|

lol

Well that depends, if there at the age where their voices havn't developed, then who wants to hear them scream and whine win the game is in our favor? Not me.

good point

My is Very Embarrasing because in primary school i Shat my pants and i asked if i could go to the bathroom to the teacher and so i went and i thought i had wiped it all off but relised that half was still in the crack.

Disgusting:?

First of all it was really hot at night so i decided to take off ALL my clothes. Everything was of. Even my boxers. So i woke up in the morning and had noticed that i had left my guitar hero(that i was playing the night before) on pause. So i decided to quickly finnish playing guitar hero whilst i was naked. As i was playing i looked out of the window and saw like 5 construction workers watching me play guitar hero naked!!! Yeah, so im just wondering what the most embarassing moment of your life? batboy113

:lol: rofl

The fact that you were playing guitar hero "whilst" you were naked is funny in itself.

[QUOTE="EwanMac"]

[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"]Where is the guy with the story about checking his reflection on a car window which happened to have a woman breast feeding inside? lol that one is gold :lol:II_Seraphim_II

I second that, that story sounds amazing

you havent heard it!? well let me recap it for you...i will speak in 1st person mode:

"So I woke up one day and realized I was late for school/work. Anyways being late i quickly put on some clothes and ran downstairs to get a quick breakfast. Suddenly I realized that I hadnt done my hair but i figured I could just walk up to the nearest parked car and fix it there. So i walk out my door and walk to the nearest car and fix my hair in the refelction. Once im done, my eyes finally focus and I see a lady breast feeding a baby and staring back at me in disgust. She shoos me away!"

thats how it went, obviously sum small details are changed...i hope the OP comes on and tells it exactly the way it was lol.

LMFAO

I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

A few of mine are; Once i was walking home from college behind these two sexy girls, but because I had a cold I was breathing through my mouth making my lips dry. So I went to lick my lips and as I was doing it they turned around and I heard one of them say to the other 'Rapist'... Never been so ashamed.

Also I went around to fix my friend's dad's computer, and as I was crouching plugging all the connectors back into he back of the MoBo, he sat down and when I looked up his penis was peeking out of his shorts, which wouldn't really be embarresing for me except he caught me looking - I can never go back to hsi house now. :(

[QUOTE="Krigen89"]

lol that's funny... not that embarassing though, you're home, you can do what the hell you want, they shouldn't be watching.

Me, it's probably that one night I was walking from my room to the bathroom in the darkness, with a huge boner on, (lived in the basement at my parents' place), and my mom sitting in the stairs asks me "What are you doing?"

I'm like "WTF are YOU doing there?"

I avoided any contacts with her for a few days LOL

skullkrusher13

so it made contact with her?

Well one time when me and my ex thought that we had the house to ourselves we got naked on the couch. One thing led to another and we ended up in my room naked while our clothes were still in the lounge. Just as I'm poised for penetration we hear my dad's car in the driveway and keys in the door. They must have come in and noticed the bra, panties and tops strewn all over the place because they left pretty damned quickly.

Many laughs were had.

I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

A few of mine are; Once i was walking home from college behind these two sexy girls, but because I had a cold I was breathing through my mouth making my lips dry. So I went to lick my lips and as I was doing it they turned around and I heard one of them say to the other 'Rapist'... Never been so ashamed.

Also I went around to fix my friend's dad's computer, and as I was crouching plugging all the connectors back into he back of the MoBo, he sat down and when I looked up his penis was peeking out of his shorts, which wouldn't really be embarresing for me except he caught me looking - I can never go back to hsi house now. :(

AS-All-Star

That put me in giggle fits :lol:

Ok well one time I went to the beach with this girl I work with. It was fine until we decided to eat. Oh and I say stuff that is confusing and doesn't make sense a lot, which isn't helped by the fact that I mumble a lot. Well we got done eating and I say something that i need to repeat. I didn't wanna repeat it cuz i'm really really lazy so i just said "Nevermind you don't wanna get in here" and pointed at my skull/brain/copious amounts of hair, which i could have stopped there but no, I'm too smart for that. I follow that with "Its cramped and small"...Sweet. The best part is that the restuarant was dead, and it is small so just about everyone there heard it.

Hope that wasnt confusing

I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

A few of mine are; Once i was walking home from college behind these two sexy girls, but because I had a cold I was breathing through my mouth making my lips dry. So I went to lick my lips and as I was doing it they turned around and I heard one of them say to the other 'Rapist'... Never been so ashamed.

Also I went around to fix my friend's dad's computer, and as I was crouching plugging all the connectors back into he back of the MoBo, he sat down and when I looked up his penis was peeking out of his shorts, which wouldn't really be embarresing for me except he caught me looking - I can never go back to hsi house now. :(

AS-All-Star

I laughed so hard. Thank you! :lol:

Great thread.

Where is the guy with the story about checking his reflection on a car window which happened to have a woman breast feeding inside? lol that one is gold :lol:II_Seraphim_II

'Sup, I'm here :D

I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

A few of mine are; Once i was walking home from college behind these two sexy girls, but because I had a cold I was breathing through my mouth making my lips dry. So I went to lick my lips and as I was doing it they turned around and I heard one of them say to the other 'Rapist'... Never been so ashamed.

Also I went around to fix my friend's dad's computer, and as I was crouching plugging all the connectors back into he back of the MoBo, he sat down and when I looked up his penis was peeking out of his shorts, which wouldn't really be embarresing for me except he caught me looking - I can never go back to hsi house now. :(

AS-All-Star

This whole post is full of win.

Thanks for that. :lol:

[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"]Where is the guy with the story about checking his reflection on a car window which happened to have a woman breast feeding inside? lol that one is gold :lol:Jon09

'Sup, I'm here :D

yeah i was just telling sumone about your classic story lol. Man, i would be so embarassed that i wouldnt leave my house for a whole month :P

Well one time when me and my ex thought that we had the house to ourselves we got naked on the couch. One thing led to another and we ended up in my room naked while our clothes were still in the lounge. Just as I'm poised for penetration we hear my dad's car in the driveway and keys in the door. They must have come in and noticed the bra, panties and tops strewn all over the place because they left pretty damned quickly.

Many laughs were had.

domatron23

Your dad's a smart man :D In my lifetime I've had my fair share of people walking in at the wrong time, but worse than that, I've walked in on people too many times XD So no as a rule of thumb, when im walking into an area that could possibly have "sumthing" going on (i.e. Kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, livingroom, school bathroom, etc..) I always make it a point to make as much noise as possible and walk in slow. I will stomp my feet, slam the door shut, cough, mumble...watever it takes to ensure that i dont "walk in" on anyone, because after that...everything gets really awkward :?