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#1 FPSunionOWNS
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im 15.i want to buy a kabar knife with my christmas money but my mom wont let me and i think i need one in case someone tries to rob my house. I have 3 sisters a mom and my dad who is disabled and walks with a cane.

also my parents dont lock the doors to my house ever and whenever i try to my sister will come home at 3 in the morning drunk and locked out and my parents scream at me not to lock the door.

So i told my mom this and she said that we dont need weapons in the house and then i said that we have kitchen knives, so she said just to use them against a robber and i said that they cant penetrate enough to stop a robber and you need a good knife for that.So she says that im sick and video games are corrupting my my mind and walked out of the room.

Am i right because i think my mom is just being very ignorant to the fact that its possible to get robbed.

I have not asked my dad yet he is sleeping but i think he will say yes tommorow. And i know its illegal for me to get a kabar at my age but my dad cant use it and i wanna be safe im on my computer until like 3 in the morning while everyone is sleeping if i had a knife by my side i see no harm in this.

What do you guys think?

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#2 GoldenCashew
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How would a knife stop a robbery?
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#3 123625
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I think you should listen to your mother...

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#4 FPSunionOWNS
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How would a knife stop a robbery?GoldenCashew
i could attack the robber.
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#5 GoldenCashew
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[QUOTE="GoldenCashew"]How would a knife stop a robbery?FPSunionOWNS
i could attack the robber.

The robber could attack you.
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#6 AAllxxjjnn
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Might as well use a bat...yeh just use a bat.
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#7 FingerSub
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I think you're paranoid. You really wouldn't be able to stop a robery with a knife unless you were skilled. The robber will probably have a gun.
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You're approaching the whole thing wrong.

First, you're presenting a hostile, scary situation to your mom on why you need it. I say go a different route. Angelina Jolie has started her son (Maddox, 7) on his dagger collection. --- See what was done there? DAGGER (use that word) COLLECTION (use that word too).

Throw in the word artifact, and show her some dagger cases with locks on them and find a nice area in your room to put them in. Heck, I'd buy the casing first -- one that can hold a bunch of daggers and display it and lock it. Then say, someday, I will have a nice collection of artifacts, most likely daggers.

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#9 JackMcSexbeard
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I think this is hilarious.
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#10 helium_flash
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Yeah I think you are right in wanting a knife to protect yourself and your family.
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#11 FPSunionOWNS
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[QUOTE="FPSunionOWNS"][QUOTE="GoldenCashew"]How would a knife stop a robbery?GoldenCashew
i could attack the robber.

The robber could attack you.

Yea but my dad would probably attack him and he would lose cause he has a cane so i say better me with a weapon than my dad.
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#12 FPSunionOWNS
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Might as well use a bat...yeh just use a bat.AAllxxjjnn
i dont have one. and why would i go out and buy one when a knife works better.
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#14 GoldenCashew
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What I'm getting at is a robber who breaks into the house while the family is there will likely be armed with a gun and probably would bring a partner. I'm not saying that you shouldn't have knife I'm just arguing your logic.
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You're approaching the whole thing wrong.

First, you're presenting a hostile, scary situation to your mom on why you need it. I say go a different route. Angelina Jolie has started her son (Maddox, 7) on his dagger collection. --- See what was done there? DAGGER (use that word) COLLECTION (use that word too).

Throw in the word artifact, and show her some dagger cases with locks on them and find a nice area in your room to put them in. Heck, I'd buy the casing first -- one that can hold a bunch of daggers and display it and lock it. Then say, someday, I will have a nice collection of artifacts, most likely daggers.

Sajedene
yea that was what i was thinking about doing but casing and everything is expensive right?
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#17 Curlyfrii87
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I think you should listen to your mother...

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As do i.

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#18 Fandangle
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You are wrong your mum is right

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#19 Sajedene
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"]

You're approaching the whole thing wrong.

First, you're presenting a hostile, scary situation to your mom on why you need it. I say go a different route. Angelina Jolie has started her son (Maddox, 7) on his dagger collection. --- See what was done there? DAGGER (use that word) COLLECTION (use that word too).

Throw in the word artifact, and show her some dagger cases with locks on them and find a nice area in your room to put them in. Heck, I'd buy the casing first -- one that can hold a bunch of daggers and display it and lock it. Then say, someday, I will have a nice collection of artifacts, most likely daggers.

FPSunionOWNS
yea that was what i was thinking about doing but casing and everything is expensive right?

They can be -- but you can always e-bay or craigslist it or buy a nice used or refurbished one since you are just starting out.
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i got to say this sounds so fake... first you mom yells at you for locking a door and you tell your sis coming up drunk and at 3 am? .....
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I think you need to relax. No-one will break in your house but if they do. Metal Bats can help defend yourself.
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#22 FPSunionOWNS
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What I'm getting at is a robber who breaks into the house while the family is there will likely be armed with a gun and probably would bring a partner. I'm not saying that you shouldn't have knife I'm just arguing your logic.GoldenCashew
well my mom would never let me get a gun i even agree with that thats why i said knife they can be used for protection and are household items so i was expecting a yes but i still got a no and im mad.
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#23 yabbicoke
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Get a light gun with lazers roar! I'm a t-rex, destroying tokyo and John Hammond's dreams.
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i got to say this sounds so fake... first you mom yells at you for locking a door and you tell your sis coming up drunk and at 3 am? ..... fbigent34
my parents dont know i do because im the one unlocking the door for them.
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[QUOTE="GoldenCashew"]What I'm getting at is a robber who breaks into the house while the family is there will likely be armed with a gun and probably would bring a partner. I'm not saying that you shouldn't have knife I'm just arguing your logic.FPSunionOWNS
well my mom would never let me get a gun i even agree with that thats why i said knife they can be used for protection and are household items so i was expecting a yes but i still got a no and im mad.

Too me it just sounds like you want the knife because it looks cool.
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#26 fbigent34
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[QUOTE="fbigent34"] i got to say this sounds so fake... first you mom yells at you for locking a door and you tell your sis coming up drunk and at 3 am? ..... FPSunionOWNS
my parents dont know i do because im the one unlocking the door for them.

I am sorry i still dont believe you. meh if i was a robber ill find a better house.
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#27 FPSunionOWNS
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[QUOTE="FPSunionOWNS"][QUOTE="GoldenCashew"]What I'm getting at is a robber who breaks into the house while the family is there will likely be armed with a gun and probably would bring a partner. I'm not saying that you shouldn't have knife I'm just arguing your logic.GoldenCashew
well my mom would never let me get a gun i even agree with that thats why i said knife they can be used for protection and are household items so i was expecting a yes but i still got a no and im mad.

Too me it just sounds like you want the knife because it looks cool.

thats a factor of it but still if anyone comes into my house with the intent of harming someone my family is screwed so i think its a pretty good use of my money.
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#28 GoldenCashew
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Then just find some eighteen year old to buy it for you.
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[QUOTE="GoldenCashew"][QUOTE="FPSunionOWNS"]well my mom would never let me get a gun i even agree with that thats why i said knife they can be used for protection and are household items so i was expecting a yes but i still got a no and im mad.FPSunionOWNS
Too me it just sounds like you want the knife because it looks cool.

thats a factor of it but still if anyone comes into my house with the intent of harming someone my family is screwed so i think its a pretty good use of my money.

be a man and fight or coward inteh conor.
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#30 duxup
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Get a dog instead.
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#31 FPSunionOWNS
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Get a dog instead.duxup
my landlord wont allow it.
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#32 Master_Saibot
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Your mom is right. Listen to her.
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#33 duxup
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[QUOTE="duxup"]Get a dog instead.FPSunionOWNS
my landlord wont allow it.

Some sort of martial arts lessons might be a good alternative. Also a baseball bat.
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[QUOTE="AAllxxjjnn"]Might as well use a bat...yeh just use a bat.FPSunionOWNS
i dont have one. and why would i go out and buy one when a knife works better.

i'd take a bat over a knife any day.
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#35 iam2green
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lol i think u should get a knife. it doesn't really seem like u need it but i would understand if u lived in a city or something. my friend doesn't lokc thier door (backone) even if they do there is a mat under that is the key to it....
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Why don't you buy yourself a bokken? My friend bought me one for my 20th. It's almost 4 feet long and made of red oak, meaning this mofo could break some bones if I swung hard enough and has plenty of reach. Best of all it's not sharp and I can hang it above my bed as an ornament :)

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#37 FPSunionOWNS
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Why don't you buy yourself a bokken? My friend bought me one for my 20th. It's almost 4 feet long and made of red oak, meaning this mofo could break some bones if I swung hard enough and has plenty of reach. Best of all it's not sharp and I can hang it above my bed as an ornament :)

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wow thats awesome im getting it for sure thanks. If my mom says no to this im going to flip out.
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Well I think that having a knife would be cool. With proper training, the knife would be a good weapon, but if you do not have training then you will end up doing something stupid like cutting yourself. But I have a 6 inch switchblade in my room and it ain't hurt me. So go for it.
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What good is a knife or bokken if you don't know how to use either one? You can just as easily cut yourself when using a knife if you don't know what you're doing, and a bokken is no better than a thinner, misshapen baseball bat if you don't know how to use it like a sword.
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[QUOTE="FPSunionOWNS"][QUOTE="AAllxxjjnn"]Might as well use a bat...yeh just use a bat.dooly420
i dont have one. and why would i go out and buy one when a knife works better.

i'd take a bat over a knife any day.

Why? the knife would make somone hesitate, and If he knew how to use it properly that could do more damage than a bat ever would.

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[QUOTE="Red-XIII"]

Why don't you buy yourself a bokken? My friend bought me one for my 20th. It's almost 4 feet long and made of red oak, meaning this mofo could break some bones if I swung hard enough and has plenty of reach. Best of all it's not sharp and I can hang it above my bed as an ornament :)FPSunionOWNS

wow thats awesome im getting it for sure thanks. If my mom says no to this im going to flip out.

No problem. Just be sure you tell her it's 'not real' and only for display and I'm sure she won't object. It beats a knife or a bat anyday, solely because of its reach.

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What good is a knife or bokken if you don't know how to use either one? You can just as easily cut yourself when using a knife if you don't know what you're doing, and a bokken is no better than a thinner, misshapen baseball bat if you don't know how to use it like a sword.MAILER_DAEMON
ill buy the bokken dvd and for a knife all you got to do is stab vital organs and their done no training required.
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[QUOTE="GoldenCashew"]How would a knife stop a robbery?FPSunionOWNS
i could attack the robber.

You'll end up in court if you attack someone with a knife and seriously injure them in any way, regardless if that person was robbing your home.

What you really need is a home security system. If you insist on getting a tool to apprehend a robber, get a taser.

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#46 FPSunionOWNS
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[QUOTE="FPSunionOWNS"][QUOTE="Red-XIII"]

Why don't you buy yourself a bokken? My friend bought me one for my 20th. It's almost 4 feet long and made of red oak, meaning this mofo could break some bones if I swung hard enough and has plenty of reach. Best of all it's not sharp and I can hang it above my bed as an ornament :)Red-XIII

wow thats awesome im getting it for sure thanks. If my mom says no to this im going to flip out.

No problem. Just be sure you tell her it's 'not real' and only for display and I'm sure she won't object. It beats a knife or a bat anyday, solely because of its reach.

what do you mean by its not real like its not a sword?
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[QUOTE="FPSunionOWNS"][QUOTE="GoldenCashew"]How would a knife stop a robbery?GoldenCashew
i could attack the robber.

The robber could attack you.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOFLLLL
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[QUOTE="FPSunionOWNS"][QUOTE="Red-XIII"]

wow thats awesome im getting it for sure thanks. If my mom says no to this im going to flip out.FPSunionOWNS
No problem. Just be sure you tell her it's 'not real' and only for display and I'm sure she won't object. It beats a knife or a bat anyday, solely because of its reach.

what do you mean by its not real like its not a sword?

I mean, just tell your mother it's not real so she doesn't object to you getting one. It's very much real, Kendo practitioners use it when practicing their forms and Ninjas used to use them in place of a sword because they wouldn't rattle and make noise. This thing is lethal, you don't even need to know how to use it, just swing. It will outreach any bat or knife and break bones or kill if you struck someone in the head.
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#49 x-chump-x
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the intruder will probably have a gun, and guns shoot farther,more deadly, and more accurately than knives (except ninjas with knives), so I would just ask your mom for a gun..oh wait.
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#50 Red-XIII
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What good is a knife or bokken if you don't know how to use either one? You can just as easily cut yourself when using a knife if you don't know what you're doing, and a bokken is no better than a thinner, misshapen baseball bat if you don't know how to use it like a sword.MAILER_DAEMON
Thin and mishapen baseball bat? :lol: I bet my life that a 4 foot piece of red oak could outdo a 10 inch knife or a baseball bat any day. You don't need skill, just swing the damn thing! You think anyone's going to come at you when waving that thing around?