omg my mom is annoying!!!

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#101 AirGuitarist87
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You're putting too much faith into your own capacity to kill someone, especially someone who will have made a life out of stealing from people and dealing with conflict as a direct consequence. If you think you're mature enough to own a knife for the sole purpose of killing intruders then you're mature enough to move out and have your own place with your own rules. What's stopping you?
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#102 Bauers-Twin
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weird situation. Where do you live that you fear being robbed?
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#103 UnamedThing
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Get a dog instead.duxup
Awww, a puppy!
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#104 Travo_basic
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I think your mother is right. Besides, it's her house, her rules. You have to respect that.
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#105 dan-rofl-copter
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i can see exactly why you want/ think you need one, i would suggest looking into learning dis-arming people (if you cant get one)i imagine you are american and so don't have a "cadet force"(like a teenagers army funded by the government) that teaches young people things like that and shooting, they taught me dis arming people with knifes, guns etc

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#106 Star_Wars117
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The robber would kick your butt then steal your knife to.
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#107 Theokhoth
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:lol: The "I want a weapon. . . for protection!!" excuse doesn't work. You're 15. Do what your mom says.
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#108 dirtyd100
Member since 2006 • 4252 Posts
Your family got issues, get that problem fixed first then worry about a robber.
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#109 b3yondstupidity
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Just lock the door, and dude your lucky no one knows where you live because you just told everyone you leave your door open, just lock it, forget your sister it's her fault.
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#110 bebopoutlaw3gun
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If you were sitting on the computer and someone broke into your house your first reaction wouldn't be to grab your knife and attack them. It'd be to **** you pants and run. You don't need a knife, you're 15.

Im gonna go out on a limb here and assume you're not living in ghetto slum land with houses getting robbed on your street every couple weeks.

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#111 nintendofreak_2
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Just use a bat. One hit and they're unconscious.
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#112 jesseandnikki
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[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"]What good is a knife or bokken if you don't know how to use either one? You can just as easily cut yourself when using a knife if you don't know what you're doing, and a bokken is no better than a thinner, misshapen baseball bat if you don't know how to use it like a sword.FPSunionOWNS
ill buy the bokken dvd and for a knife all you got to do is stab vital organs and their done no training required.

No training required? HA! I'm currently taking lessons and you wouldn't believe how much stuff there is to learn. It's not like he's just going to stand there and let you stab him where you want.
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#113 ithilgore2006
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You are wrong. Your mother is right. Listen to her.
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#114 Gamer4Iife
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Dude, just get a cleaver from the kitchen and you'll be fine.
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#115 deactivated-5cacc9e03b460
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Might as well use a bat...yeh just use a bat.AAllxxjjnn

I agree I would rather have a bat than a knife so I dont have to get so close, what you realy need is a handgun;)
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#116 InterpolWilco
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Everybody has these scenarios in their heads where they're a super hero or James Bond doing these fancy moves to stop the bad guy. Lets be clear, if your in a situation like that, you'll most likely be peeing your pants in fear. And if the robber has a gun, then suddenly it doesn't matter how big that knife is.
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#117 JC346
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Everybody has these scenarios in their heads where they're a super hero or James Bond doing these fancy moves to stop the bad guy. Lets be clear, if your in a situation like that, you'll most likely be peeing your pants in fear. And if the robber has a gun, then suddenly it doesn't matter how big that knife is.InterpolWilco
What if it's a katana? You could stop the bullets by doing a cool katana move.
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#118 super_mario_128
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I suppose the notion of giving you sister a housekey never crossed anybodys' mind. :roll:
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#119 vitriolboy
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You should be asleep in bed because rest is a weapon.
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#120 nintendoman562
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Ask for a wiimote and nunchuk to strangle and throw at people.
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#121 NSR34GTR
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How would a knife stop a robbery?GoldenCashew
same thing i was thinking
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#122 Mercenary848
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Respect your mom. Also stop being so paranoid and if a robber does brake in most likely he will do it when no one is home. You should get home security devices instead an alarm will scare off the burglars.
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#123 3picuri3
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I think you should listen to your mother...

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i also think your mother is right on this one... use a baseball bat, or something around the house. thinking you need a 'kabar' because kitchen knives don't 'penetrate' enough definitely shows that you're a bit detached from reality, likely due to time spent with video games.
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#124 Big_Bad_Sad
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Get a big dog instead. Or an elephant

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#125 Rigga911
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i think you'll attack your family with that knife, so listen to your mommy
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#126 haziqonfire
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What if the robber had a gun, then what?
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#127 xNJN
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You're talking about potentially killing someone... I think you need to get your head off the video games and stop trying to be a hero. Listen to your mother, her reasoning abilities are over 9000 time better than yours, Kid.
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#128 Wozmcfc
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[QUOTE="AAllxxjjnn"]Might as well use a bat...yeh just use a bat.FPSunionOWNS
i dont have one. and why would i go out and buy one when a knife works better.

I knife can easily kill someone, and you woudn't want to kill him/them.
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#129 FPSunionOWNS
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[QUOTE="markop2003"][QUOTE="FPSunionOWNS"][QUOTE="Red-XIII"]

Why don't you buy yourself a bokken? My friend bought me one for my 20th. It's almost 4 feet long and made of red oak, meaning this mofo could break some bones if I swung hard enough and has plenty of reach. Best of all it's not sharp and I can hang it above my bed as an ornament :)

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wow thats awesome im getting it for sure thanks. If my mom says no to this im going to flip out.

It's basically a stick, just buy one you're self, you shouldn't need to ask your mom to buy something like this

I dont have a credit card.
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#130 teh_destroyer
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You are 15,don't you have to be 18 in order to be able to buy something and own such a weapon?Also,never bring a knife to a gunfight.
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#131 FPSunionOWNS
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i think you'll attack your family with that knife, so listen to your mommyRigga911
when i said she was ignorant i was just blowing off steam on this website when my mom said i couldnt get the knife and we had that conversation in my first post i didnt say anything to her and now im over it. Im not gonna kill my family.
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#132 Lief_Ericson
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Ask for a Katana and say its for display
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#133 FPSunionOWNS
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omg! i just asked if it could get the bokken and she said no because its a form of a weapon.
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#134 needled24-7
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Get you friend to "rob" your house, stab him with a kitchen knife, let him get away, then tell your mom that if you had had a kabar knife, you would have been able to subdue him until the police arrived.
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#135 ramboturd72
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What if the robber had a gun, then what? Haziqonfire

Seriously TC, you'd be as good as done trying to attack an armed robber with a knife.