I'm in my university library and there's no one in this room but me and this girl. She is sitting across the room wearing a skirt and reading next to a computer. OMg what should I do?? Should I start petting her hair? I think I'm chicken though :(
When she's not paying attention, take off all your clothes, and then continue typing at your computer like normal. Then wait until she notices. Thats when the magic will happen.
Go gently lay her on her back then take a dump on her chest. Then she will rub it in while making loud sexy noises and thenyou'll raise both your thumbs and be like Heeeyyy.
Take off all of your clothes and sneak up behind her. You should then breathe deeply with your eyes in a wide menacing stare, and growl like a wilderbeest. She will marry you on the spot.
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