One-sentence review of the last THREE movies you watched.

The Divide - Great character acting with a sub-par plot and set but creepy enough to be fun.

Ice Pirates - It's like Kids in the Hall in Space without all the homoerotica.

The Avengers - Fun, funny and action-packed to the gills.

21 jump street- hilarious.

The Dictator- hilarious.

30 Seconds or less- hilarious.

Drive - Fantastic, from start to finish.

Warrior - Surprisingly powerful.

The Hunger Games - "Welp."
The Dark Knight - "Awesome as ever, glad I rewatched it, F'in Batman, yo!"

The Avengers - "Funny, Explosive, The end was all Michael Bay."

Avengers:What Transformers should have been.

Cabin in the Woods:Originality and quality screen writing in a modern horror film, joyfull blasphemy.

Ariette:Tranquil.

^only counted movies seen in theater.

Sleeping Beauty- w.t.f.
The Secret World of Arrietty- Short and sweet but.. a bit too short.
New Year's Eve- decent, forgettable, it's no Love Actually.

Sleeping Beauty- w.t.f.
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The Dictator- Tried too hard to be funny and offensive, Borat is way funnier.

Blade Runner- Interesting story, setting, and it was overall entertaining.

Dream House- Looks cool at first but I kind of lost interest in the story about 3/4 through the movie.

Did you know it's based of the Brother's Grimm version?:P

metroidprime55

Are we both talking about this version?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeping_Beauty_%282011_film%29

[QUOTE="metroidprime55"] Did you know it's based of the Brother's Grimm version?:P

binpink

Are we both talking about this version?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeping_Beauty_%282011_film%29

Sleeping Beauty- w.t.f.

binpink

I loved it. Found it an incredible viseral experience which challanged you to think and refused to dumb itself down for a mainstream audience...

Anywho:

Cabin In The Woods - Intelligent filmmaking at it's finest

Blue Velvet - Lynch is a cinematic god

The Avengers - Dumb, but a lot of fun.

I loved it. Found it an incredible viseral experience which challanged you to think and refused to dumb itself down for a mainstream audience...

Andrew_Xavier

Consider me the dumb mainstream audience because I don't think shocking and "artsy" automatically qualifies something as good. The characters were unrelatable because they had little in terms of personality and nothing was ever explained. Just bits of information and activity with no depth.
That said, I got a nice kick out of the part where the girl was dropped off the bed.

The Dictator- Tried too hard to be funny and offensive, Borat is way funnier.

klusps

Sums up my review for that also

Dark Shadows- Didn't hate it like I did with Alice in Wonderland but still a huge mess

Enchanted- A delightful movie and I have no shame in saying I wouldn't mind getting into a three way with Amy Adams and James Marsden

Underworld: Awakening - Total garbage. I enjoyed the first two, but I really hope this ends up being the last one.

Wild At Heart - This film here represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom.

Ondine - Overlong and utterly predictable, but it was pleasant enough. Colin Farrell gave a good performance.

The Avengers: One hell of a good ride.

In Time: This movie had decent acting, tense action, and plenty of plotholes.

The Rescuers Down Under: This movie will make you feel like you can fly, and it's much better than the original.

[QUOTE="Inconsistancy"]The Fifth Element - Fun, enjoyable, over the top. Inception - Overhyped trash, unwatchable. Robin Hood: The Prince of Thieves - Robin Hood: Men in Tights was a parody of 'this'! :lol: Serraph105

Well, one thing, I gotta hand it to Leonardo DiCaprio... how he kept a strait face during that stupid 'epic' speech moment was just -- astonishing.

It's just too much cheese for me.. all the explanations of what's going on, the vetting of that girl(draw a maze that can't be beaten in 2 minutes, success!), it's just stupid.

The Fifth Element never tries to take itself seriously, and Inception does.

just too much cheese for meInconsistancy

[QUOTE="Inconsistancy"]just too much cheese for mecheese_game619

Dorian Grey-This is an amazing adaptation of the novel A Picture of Dorian Grey; it is stylish, well-acted, and subtle.

Inglorious Bastards-The film is cool in usual Tarantino fashion and was funny, but it felt pretty pointless and silly overall.

Stranger Than Fiction-This is a fairly intelligent comedy; I would would recommend it to anybody who wants something light and comedic but not stupid.

the dictator:was meh wouldnt watch it again

the grudge:as usual awesome

house of athousand corpses:awesome and grusome just how i like it

Dorian Grey-This is an amazing adaptation of the novel A Picture of Dorian Grey. Stylish, well-acted, and subtle, it does the book great justice.

Inglorious Bastards-The film was cool in usual Tarantino fashion and was funny, but it felt pretty pointless and silly overall. Hugely overrated.

Stranger Than Fiction-This is a fairly intelligent comedy. Would recommend to anybody who wants something light and comedic but not stupid.

GreySeal9

I find most Tarentino stuff to be overrated. Not saying they aren't worth viewing because his films usually are, but people tend to make them out to be some of the most epic stuff ever put in film.

[QUOTE="GreySeal9"]

Dorian Grey-This is an amazing adaptation of the novel A Picture of Dorian Grey. Stylish, well-acted, and subtle, it does the book great justice.

Inglorious Bastards-The film was cool in usual Tarantino fashion and was funny, but it felt pretty pointless and silly overall. Hugely overrated.

Stranger Than Fiction-This is a fairly intelligent comedy. Would recommend to anybody who wants something light and comedic but not stupid.

Serraph105

I find most Tarentino stuff to be overrated. Not saying they aren't worth viewing because his films usually are, but people tend to make them out to be some of the most epic stuff ever put in film.

Yeah, his films are pretty much style over substance and rely on coolness rather than depth, but usually they justify their existence alot better than Inglorious Bastards did.

Alien- awesome

Aliens- also awesome

The Last House on the Left- good first film from Wes Craven, but doesn't hold up as well as some other similar movies from this time.

Drive- Completely awkward movie with unnecessary silence and creepy perv smiles.

Cabin in the Woods- Horror movie with comedy to ease the tension, all based on a giant WTF premise.

Dictator- More movie like than Sacha's previous movies and a tad less funny as a result.

The Avengers - Completely awsome, funny, epic, action movie.

The Dictator - Hilarious but way too short.

Horrible Bosses - Hilarious.

1. the outlaw josey wales: one of the best movies ever.

2. cant remember

3. can't remember

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters - Funny, just a really long episode.

Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie - It's japanese in every way... EVERY WAY!!!

The Avengers - We need a longer Hulk/Loki scene.

Robocop 3-Crap

Bloody Murder-More crap

Jason X-Even more crap

I can list reasons but I'm lazy now.

SAW VII - The only thing I could think of during the entire movie, was the fact that the blood was pink.

Chinatown - Not sure I understand what all the fuss is about, so I'll give it another try.

Pulp Fiction - Crazy awesome movie, one of the best I've ever seen.

Woman in Black - Just ok, another silly "I would have left that house an hour ago" haunted house horror movies.

Underworld Awakening - More of the same, no better or worse than the others.

Melancholia - WTF?!?!?!?

Wayne's World 1 - Awesome

Wayne's World 2 - Awesome

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut - Awesome

Landscape in the Mist - Haunting but transcendent road movie lovingly wrapped in a multi-layered allegorical quagmire.

The Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll - Logically corrupt and poorly assembled Spanish attempt at making a giallo film.

Baby Face- Wonderful morally bankrupt pre-code era film that wallows in its naughtiness in properly delicious fashion.

BrokeBack Mountain- surprisinly good. I thought i wouldn't like it at first

Galaxy QUest- Funny movie was very entertaining throughtout

Avengers- Good Movie with some funny scenes

I don't rememberEmperorBrosphus

Wow...exactly what I was going to say.

Super 8 - ET on Steroids!

Avengers - put in on your "must see list" even if you don't enjoy "this type of movie".

Dark Shadows - if you were born AFTER 1970, you won't get it; if you were born BEFORE 1970 - you still won't

[QUOTE="Inconsistancy"]The Fifth Element - Fun, enjoyable, over the top. Inception - Overhyped trash, unwatchable. Robin Hood: The Prince of Thieves - Robin Hood: Men in Tights was a parody of 'this'! :lol: Serraph105