OT Marriages Thread (The Reboot)

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#301 Kcube
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My e- marriage will get me banned

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#302 parkurtommo
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[QUOTE="Sunsha"][QUOTE="SirWander"]i do believe he wants to consummate, but has no partner. which is why he's asking someone to put his "thing" in their "sig," after marriage of course.

So, he wants you?

I said I prefer persons of the female kind for marriage.
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#303 SirWander
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So, he wants you?Sunsha

i dunno, he hasn't asked

but he isn't my type.

edit: he already rejected me

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#304 Sunsha
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I said I prefer persons of the female kind for marriage.parkurtommo
Just play pretend. It's just the internet.
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#305 parkurtommo
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[QUOTE="parkurtommo"]I said I prefer persons of the female kind for marriage.Sunsha
Just play pretend. It's just the internet.

Hmmmm I still have to see if more people come. :P
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#306 Sunsha
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edit: he already rejected meSirWander
You just said you would have rejected him too though.
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#307 SirWander
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[QUOTE="SirWander"]edit: he already rejected meSunsha
You just said you would have rejected him too though.

a girl has to play hard to get ;p

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#308 parkurtommo
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[QUOTE="Sunsha"][QUOTE="SirWander"]edit: he already rejected meSirWander

You just said you would have rejected him too though.

a girl has to play hard to get ;p

Wait a sec what sex are you? :|
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#309 SirWander
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Wait a sec what sex are you? :|parkurtommo

i'm not telling you :p

let's just say you're in for a surprise.

besides i don't want to e-marry you

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#310 parkurtommo
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[QUOTE="parkurtommo"] Wait a sec what sex are you? :|SirWander

i'm not telling you :p

let's just say you're in for a surprise.

besides i don't want to e-marry you

Now I want to e marry you! :P
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#311 SirWander
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Now I want to e marry you! :Pparkurtommo

we can be e-friends. no benefits

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#312 parkurtommo
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[QUOTE="parkurtommo"] Now I want to e marry you! :PSirWander

we can be e-friends. no benefits

:| There are never benefits. You're so black and white. :P
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#313 mitu123
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[QUOTE="mitu123"]

Lol, last summer's thread was more successful than this, even I got lucky.

parkurtommo

:lol: You? :lol:

Yes, me.;)

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#314 SirWander
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:| There are never benefits.parkurtommo

then it'll be just like marriage *buh dum tish*

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#315 Kcube
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Still no marriages.

Damn clowns.

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#316 Mega-Mustaine
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[QUOTE="parkurtommo"]:| There are never benefits.SirWander

then it'll be just like marriage *buh dum tish*

Good one, sir.

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#317 parkurtommo
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[QUOTE="SirWander"]

[QUOTE="parkurtommo"]:| There are never benefits.Mega-Mustaine

then it'll be just like marriage *buh dum tish*

Good one, sir.

You there, What's your favourite part of a kitten?
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#318 parkurtommo
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Still no marriages.

Damn clowns.

Kcube
I'm trying sir, these degenerates have no respect for mating.
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#319 Kcube
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[QUOTE="Kcube"]

Still no marriages.

Damn clowns.

parkurtommo

I'm trying sir, these degenerates have no respect for mating.

The we must do it the caveman way.

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#320 Overlord93
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aww snap, I nearly missed one, these are always good *grabs popcorn*

Am I too late?

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#321 Mega-Mustaine
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[QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

[QUOTE="SirWander"]

then it'll be just like marriage *buh dum tish*

parkurtommo

Good one, sir.

You there, What's your favourite part of a kitten?

Every part excluding the naughty part. >.>

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#322 parkurtommo
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aww snap, I nearly missed one, these are always good *grabs popcorn*

Am I too late?

Overlord93

No you won't see anything good here :(

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#323 SirWander
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aww snap, I nearly missed one, these are always good *grabs popcorn*

Am I too late?

Overlord93

your type ain't welcome here

these are the types we like

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#324 22Toothpicks
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I plan on marrying a talking watermelon, does that count?
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#325 MissLibrarian
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This thread's so fail it's amusingly good.

OT marriages never last.

/sage wisdom

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#326 parkurtommo
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[QUOTE="parkurtommo"][QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

Good one, sir.

Mega-Mustaine

You there, What's your favourite part of a kitten?

Every part excluding the naughty part. >.>

Hmm what do you prefer a generic black cat or a persian cat? :P
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#327 Mega-Mustaine
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[QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

[QUOTE="parkurtommo"] You there, What's your favourite part of a kitten?parkurtommo

Every part excluding the naughty part. >.>

Hmm what do you prefer a generic black cat or a persian cat? :P

Can I have them both?

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#328 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="parkurtommo"][QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

Every part excluding the naughty part. >.>

Mega-Mustaine

Hmm what do you prefer a generic black cat or a persian cat? :P

Can I have them both?

Do you have AIDS yet?
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#329 Mega-Mustaine
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[QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

[QUOTE="parkurtommo"] Hmm what do you prefer a generic black cat or a persian cat? :P22Toothpicks

Can I have them both?

Do you have AIDS yet?

What kind of question is that?!? D:

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#330 HerbieCucumber
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I'll let a grrl provide the vinegar needed to pickle my cucumber any takers
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#331 Overlord93
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[QUOTE="Overlord93"]aww snap, I nearly missed one, these are always good *grabs popcorn*

Am I too late?parkurtommo

No you won't see anything good here :(

*sad face*

Thats the problem when you have such a harsh female:male ratio.

Not enough opportunity for e-creeping

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#332 parkurtommo
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[QUOTE="HerbieCucumber"]I'll let a grrl provide the vinegar needed to pickle my cucumber any takers

ewwwww
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#333 Mega-Mustaine
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I'll let a grrl provide the vinegar needed to pickle my cucumber any takersHerbieCucumber

You can do that yourself, sir.

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#334 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

Can I have them both?

Mega-Mustaine

Do you have AIDS yet?

What kind of question is that?!? D:

Well, you seem to welcome all suitors. Contracting AIDS seem inevitable.
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#335 SirWander
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[QUOTE="HerbieCucumber"]I'll let a grrl provide the vinegar needed to pickle my cucumber any takersparkurtommo
ewwwww

you know you're interested.

don't be shy.

edit: i knew it

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#336 parkurtommo
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[QUOTE="HerbieCucumber"]I'll let a grrl provide the vinegar needed to pickle my cucumber any takersMega-Mustaine

You can do that yourself, sir.

No it ain't fun without the extra vinegar.
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#337 parkurtommo
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[QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"] Do you have AIDS yet?22Toothpicks

What kind of question is that?!? D:

Well, you seem to welcome all suitors. Contracting AIDS seem inevitable.

Are you suggesting one of us has aids? I don't think so, sir!
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#338 HerbieCucumber
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[QUOTE="parkurtommo"] ewwwww

wtf do you think sex is

You can do that yourself, sir.

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vaseline makes it taste funky to me
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#339 Mega-Mustaine
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[QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"] Do you have AIDS yet?22Toothpicks

What kind of question is that?!? D:

Well, you seem to welcome all suitors. Contracting AIDS seem inevitable.

Everyone keeps playing "hard to get".

Not sure if I'm sexy enough.

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#340 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

What kind of question is that?!? D:

parkurtommo

Well, you seem to welcome all suitors. Contracting AIDS seem inevitable.

Are you suggesting one of us has aids? I don't think so, sir!

I assume everyone has AIDS. Even me. Wait....lasknalneoi

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#341 Oil_Rope_Bombs
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Yeah... so... um, is someone gonna e-marry me?
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#342 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

What kind of question is that?!? D:

Mega-Mustaine

Well, you seem to welcome all suitors. Contracting AIDS seem inevitable.

Everyone keeps playing "hard to get".

Not sure if I'm sexy enough.

Bender's metallic rump shaking certainly is.
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#343 parkurtommo
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[QUOTE="HerbieCucumber"][QUOTE="parkurtommo"] ewwwww

wtf do you think sex is

You can do that yourself, sir.

Mega-Mustaine
vaseline makes it taste funky to me

I thought babies came out of game cubes! :cry:
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#344 22Toothpicks
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Yeah... so... um, is someone gonna e-marry me?Oil_rope_bombs
What's in it for me?

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#345 parkurtommo
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Yeah... so... um, is someone gonna e-marry me?Oil_rope_bombs
Only if you're a girl.
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#346 Mega-Mustaine
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[QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"] Well, you seem to welcome all suitors. Contracting AIDS seem inevitable.22Toothpicks

Everyone keeps playing "hard to get".

Not sure if I'm sexy enough.

Bender's metallic rump shaking certainly is.

You robosexual, bro? :O

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#347 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

Everyone keeps playing "hard to get".

Not sure if I'm sexy enough.

Mega-Mustaine

Bender's metallic rump shaking certainly is.

You robosexual, bro? :O

To the max, son. 8D
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#348 SirWander
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Everyone keeps playing "hard to get".

Not sure if I'm sexy enough.Mega-Mustaine

i'll keep it simple.

do you wanna get e-married?

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#349 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="Oil_rope_bombs"]Yeah... so... um, is someone gonna e-marry me?parkurtommo
Only if you're a girl.

Even if it's a guy a quick operation will negate that shortfall in a jip.
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#350 HerbieCucumber
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[QUOTE="parkurtommo"] I thought babies came out of game cubes! :cry:

so that's what got you to play The Windwaker...