It's a beautiful day outside, OT. The bright yellow sun shines its warm rays onto your window. The birds are singing their morning song and the children outside are playing their merry games. This day should not go wasted, so you log onto Off-Topic to check the latest threads. You sit down on your comfortable chair and rest your arms onto your desk, your fingers gingerly touching the keyboard. You scroll your mouse down to check if there's anything new happening. Great, another thread about a water bottle getting thrown at Justin Bieber, another girl thread but this time the girl is cheating on TC, and another rate thread. You scroll down 50 threads before you go to the next page. You scroll down once again but to no avail, no interesting threads. You're bored. Bored again like those many countless days browsing OT, hoping for some epic thread. Why do you still bother coming here? You decide whether or not you should go outside for some new adventures or stay inside and browse OT. But who knows? Maybe today will be different? Maybe something epic will go down in OT. (This is where you discuss ideas of what's going to happen next, maybe what you would like to see, and what you, the OT poster should do. I might incorporate the best ideas. I might not. Then I'll continue the story.) OT Stories: Choose Your Own Adventure
This topic is locked from further discussion.
It's a beautiful day outside, OT. The bright yellow sun shines its warm rays onto your window. The birds are singing their morning song and the children outside are playing their merry games. This day should not go wasted, so you log onto Off-Topic to check the latest threads. You sit down on your comfortable chair and rest your arms onto your desk, your fingers gingerly touching the keyboard. You scroll your mouse down to check if there's anything new happening. Great, another thread about a water bottle getting thrown at Justin Bieber, another girl thread but this time the girl is cheating on TC, and another rate thread. You scroll down 50 threads before you go to the next page. You scroll down once again but to no avail, no interesting threads. You're bored. Bored again like those many countless days browsing OT, hoping for some epic thread. Why do you still bother coming here? You decide whether or not you should go outside for some new adventures or stay inside and browse OT. But who knows? Maybe today will be different? Maybe something epic will go down in OT. (This is where you discuss ideas of what's going to happen next, maybe what you would like to see, and what you, the OT poster should do. I might incorporate the best ideas. I might not. Then I'll continue the story.) 
Suddenly, the doorbell rings. Who could it be? No one ever visits you. You get up and answer the door. As you open the door, you're greeted with the girl of your dreams. The girl you fell madly in love for the past 5 years. You never talked to her, you always just glanced at her from far away. She must have the wrong address, she doesn't even know you exist. You have a sudden impulse to touch her shoulder. "Hey, I was just in the neighborhood and one of my friends told me you lived here. Well, I'm just on my way to the zoo, and as it turns out, my friend couldn't come. So I was just wondering if you would like to go with me?" (Insert girl name here) said. You're very flustered. This isn't a dream. You thought of something cool to say, that only a badass would say. When the words come out of your mouth, you hesitate and say, "um...err...y...eh...." You nod your head. Wow you're stupid. What was that just there? That wasn't even English. Anyways, you look at her deep blue eyes and her gorgeous smile. You walk out the door and enter reality. Suddenly, the doorbell rings. Who could it be? No one ever visits you. You get up and answer the door. As you open the door, you're greeted with the girl of your dreams. The girl you fell madly in love for the past 5 years. You never talked to her, you always just glanced at her from far away. She must have the wrong address, she doesn't even know you exist. You have a sudden impulse to touch her shoulder. "Hey, I was just in the neighborhood and one of my friends told me you lived here. Well, I'm just on my way to the zoo, and as it turns out, my friend couldn't come. So I was just wondering if you would like to go with me?" (Insert girl name here) said. You're very flustered. This isn't a dream. You thought of something cool to say, that only a badass would say. When the words come out of your mouth, you hesitate and say, "um...err...y...eh...." You nod your head. Wow you're stupid. What was that just there? That wasn't even English. Anyways, you look at her deep blue eyes and her gorgeous smile. You walk out the door and enter reality.
THAT HAS **** ALL TO DO WITH THE FOREIGN GROUNDS 
Still better than a gravy train...DJ-Lafleur
You take that back.
Log in to comment