Out of nowhere. a clown jumps out and offers you a million dollars... what to do

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#1 Niko_Dragaknov
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I've given this some thought, I would say, sure Mr clown give the million dollars to me, but what do I have to do? I'm sure the clown would say well Mr person guy, you must do a favor for me. I'm not sure what the favor would be but I'm sure it would be something comical. So, if a clown jumped out of nowhere and offered you a million dollars, what would you do?

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#2 iam2green
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i would say yes and ask what i had to do. but if it was something like kill sombody, homosexual, things then i would say no.
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#3 GabuEx
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I think I would probably call the insane asylum to report an escapee.
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#4 foxhound_fox
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Pop him in the cherries and see if he had it on him... >_>
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#5 1stCommando
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I'd say, "sure". If it turned out he was kidding I would kick his ass and walk away.
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#6 gorilazandgames
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run away. clowns scare me.
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#7 freek666
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Two words. Sack. Tap.
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#8 ElArab
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I'd say "ok...I'll have it" *takes the money* "thank you" *checks inside back to make sure this isn't a "NCFOM" or if there's a bomb inside it or something*
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#9 Tykain
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I'll take the money and do whatever it is he want me to do as long as it doesn't involve criminal or homosexual activities :|
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#10 Vyse_Legends
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If a clown jumped out at me he'd be dead before he hit the ground...and broke for that matter.
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#11 Hook-a-holic
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Forget the million dollars, I'd grab the clown. Clowns that offer you a million dollars are so hard to come by these days.
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#12 carrot-cake
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Depends on what I have to do.
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#13 bman784
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My mind would not be able comprehend this circumstance and would immediately resort to an instinctual fight or flight reflex. I would either grab the nearest clubbing item and eliminate the clown without subterfuge, or run like I never had before, jumping over fences and climbing buildings, until I was sure that that horrid creature would never find me. Either way, I could never return to normal society.
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#14 -hotaru-
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Scream in sheer horror, as I dislike clowns.
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#15 cool_baller
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How can someone jump out of nowhere? Don't they have to be somewhere to exist, and thus jump?
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#16 igotbeef
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Well it depends if i have do something like kill the governor or take his sister to her high school prom then nay,if it was small a small job like eat a cookie or to pull his finger(or not) i would do it.
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#17 Quadrifoglio
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Kick him in the balls, take the money and run.
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#18 Vilot_Hero
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Kill the clown and take the money:P
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#19 SHAUGHNZ
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Kill the clown and take the money:PVilot_Hero


Damn, thats what i was gonna say :P
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#20 shoeman12
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take the money and carry a gun for when he wants to call in the favor, you never know what he might ask.
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#21 II_Seraphim_II
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Kick him in the balls, take the money and run.Quadrifoglio

making assumptions now are we? what if the clown is female?

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#22 fkholmes
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Forget the million dollars, I'd grab the clown. Clowns that offer you a million dollars are so hard to come by these days.Hook-a-holic

Yay! this thread is complete for me, a funny post =)

To answer the question, I would also say "sure, but whats the catch?"

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#23 DragonfireXZ95
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Well it depends if i have do something like kill the governor or take his sister to her high school prom then nay,if it was small a small job like eat a cookie or to pull his finger(or not) i would do it.igotbeef

Are you serious? You wouldn't take a million dollars just to take a girl to a high school prom? I think you're the one that's insane, not the clown. lol

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#24 FlaminDeath
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This would be our conversation.

Clown: "Hey wanna do something for me for a million dollars?"
Me: "Do you have the money on you?"
Clown: "Yea it's right here." He pulls out a briefcase full of money and shows it to me.
Me: I kick him in the balls and run off with the cash.

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#25 pridetwo
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I would ... eliminate him.
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#26 hormagaunt
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ITS A TRAP
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#27 xSIZEMATTER
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Have some cake.
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#28 filiwian
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I would get the millon dollars and run away.
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#29 michael098
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Take the million $$ and walk away....
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#30 1337_ownage
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FALCON PUNCH him and take his money
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#31 WSGRandomPerson
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I take it, and then have him locked up.
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#32 DeeJayInphinity
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My mind would not be able comprehend this circumstance and would immediately resort to an instinctual fight or flight reflex. I would either grab the nearest clubbing item and eliminate the clown without subterfuge, or run like I never had before, jumping over fences and climbing buildings, until I was sure that that horrid creature would never find me. Either way, I could never return to normal society.bman784
:lol: That was awesome.
I would just run very fast. Anywhere, it doesn't matter, I don't think my brain would be able to function in this situation.
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#33 Wetall_basic
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You mean jumped out of literal oblivion right in front of my eyes? I think I'd go mad from the brief glimpse into the eye of oblivion, timeless master of fate and life,keeper of the old ones, the destroyers, the creators, and the provayer of madness. The mere sight of such of void of reality would cause me to go completely insane and probably kill myself. But that's just my interpretation of things.
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#34 Hewkii
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You mean jumped out of literal oblivion right in front of my eyes? I think I'd go mad from the brief glimpse into the eye of oblivion, timeless master of fate and life,keeper of the old ones, the destroyers, the creators, and the provayer of madness. The mere sight of such of void of reality would cause me to go completely insane and probably kill myself. But that's just my interpretation of things.Wetall_basic

Stephen King interpretation?

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#35 gummy_joe
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i would smash a sledge hammer into his circus big top (wink wink) and tell the little prick to **** off
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#36 Wetall_basic
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[QUOTE="Wetall_basic"]You mean jumped out of literal oblivion right in front of my eyes? I think I'd go mad from the brief glimpse into the eye of oblivion, timeless master of fate and life,keeper of the old ones, the destroyers, the creators, and the provayer of madness. The mere sight of such of void of reality would cause me to go completely insane and probably kill myself. But that's just my interpretation of things.Hewkii

Stephen King interpretation?



More Lovecraft than King, though I guess with "IT" and all, it makes sense that way too.
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#37 Halo116
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He's definately Michael Jackson dressed up as a clown, he wouldn't need make up with the amount of plastic surgery hes had:lol:
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#38 gummy_joe
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haha Mate that is the ****ing best quote ive heard on this post and your a ****ing hero mate
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#39 Halo116
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Besides it wouldn't hurt him if you kicked him in the nuts cause everyone knows plastic surgery isn't all hes had, he just doesn't admit it:lol:
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#40 Ghelga
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I'd say no and run for my life to the nearest safe place... it could be Regis Philbin gone mad. :shock:
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#41 NSR34GTR
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id take it and knock him out
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#42 TheZ3nMan
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I've given this some thought, I would say, sure Mr clown give the million dollars to me, but what do I have to do? I'm sure the clown would say well Mr person guy, you must do a favor for me. I'm not sure what the favor would be but I'm sure it would be something comical. So, if a clown jumped out of nowhere and offered you a million dollars, what would you do?

Niko_Dragaknov

If a clown jumps out of some hidden place and asks you for a favor, I don't think it'll be comical.

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#43 The_Ish
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I would yell rape.

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#44 SinkO
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I'd say no. I don't trust them clown-kinds.
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#45 RE4WiiGirl
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What if its 'Yucko the Clown'?
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#46 TeeDee1978
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Get him arrested :D
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#47 Whight_Knight
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Either I'd wake up at that point , or come out of the situation finally convinced I'm clinically insane and seeing clowns jump out of nowhere to offer a million dollars.