Out of nowhere. a clown jumps out and offers you a million dollars... what to do

I've given this some thought, I would say, sure Mr clown give the million dollars to me, but what do I have to do? I'm sure the clown would say well Mr person guy, you must do a favor for me. I'm not sure what the favor would be but I'm sure it would be something comical. So, if a clown jumped out of nowhere and offered you a million dollars, what would you do?

Kill the clown and take the money:PVilot_Hero

Kick him in the balls, take the money and run.Quadrifoglio

making assumptions now are we? what if the clown is female?

Forget the million dollars, I'd grab the clown. Clowns that offer you a million dollars are so hard to come by these days.Hook-a-holic

Yay! this thread is complete for me, a funny post =)

To answer the question, I would also say "sure, but whats the catch?"

Well it depends if i have do something like kill the governor or take his sister to her high school prom then nay,if it was small a small job like eat a cookie or to pull his finger(or not) i would do it.igotbeef

Are you serious? You wouldn't take a million dollars just to take a girl to a high school prom? I think you're the one that's insane, not the clown. lol

This would be our conversation.

Clown: "Hey wanna do something for me for a million dollars?"
Me: "Do you have the money on you?"
Clown: "Yea it's right here." He pulls out a briefcase full of money and shows it to me.
Me: I kick him in the balls and run off with the cash.

My mind would not be able comprehend this circumstance and would immediately resort to an instinctual fight or flight reflex. I would either grab the nearest clubbing item and eliminate the clown without subterfuge, or run like I never had before, jumping over fences and climbing buildings, until I was sure that that horrid creature would never find me. Either way, I could never return to normal society.bman784

You mean jumped out of literal oblivion right in front of my eyes? I think I'd go mad from the brief glimpse into the eye of oblivion, timeless master of fate and life,keeper of the old ones, the destroyers, the creators, and the provayer of madness. The mere sight of such of void of reality would cause me to go completely insane and probably kill myself. But that's just my interpretation of things.Wetall_basic

Stephen King interpretation?

[QUOTE="Wetall_basic"]You mean jumped out of literal oblivion right in front of my eyes? I think I'd go mad from the brief glimpse into the eye of oblivion, timeless master of fate and life,keeper of the old ones, the destroyers, the creators, and the provayer of madness. The mere sight of such of void of reality would cause me to go completely insane and probably kill myself. But that's just my interpretation of things.Hewkii

Stephen King interpretation?

I've given this some thought, I would say, sure Mr clown give the million dollars to me, but what do I have to do? I'm sure the clown would say well Mr person guy, you must do a favor for me. I'm not sure what the favor would be but I'm sure it would be something comical. So, if a clown jumped out of nowhere and offered you a million dollars, what would you do?

Niko_Dragaknov

If a clown jumps out of some hidden place and asks you for a favor, I don't think it'll be comical.

I would yell rape.