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#1 ThaneKrios28
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i honestly can not get off to this............................

 http://www.inflexwetrust.com/2013/06/29/oh-hell-no-paula-deen-gets-offered-a-milf-porno-deal/?wt=2

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#2 JML897
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BBC no doubt
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Ewwww I saw that teen mom's vid and it was gross - total train wreck down thur.
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Ewwww I saw that teen mom's vid and it was gross - total train wreck down thur. Fightingfan
i dont see how they can call deen a milf............... this woman here is one she did great in the sara palin parody names lisa ann 

 

 

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#5 JML897
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Lisa Ann does absolutely nothing for me
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#6 ThaneKrios28
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Lisa Ann does absolutely nothing for meJML897
really? huh she does alot for me
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#7 Mink
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[QUOTE="JML897"]Lisa Ann does absolutely nothing for meThaneKrios28
really? huh she does alot for me

she does everything for me.
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[QUOTE="JML897"]Lisa Ann does absolutely nothing for meThaneKrios28
really? huh she does alot for me

She did a lot for me back before she got somewhat disgusting.
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#9 Chris_Williams
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lol didn't know she lost all her  sponsors. If she did some intterracial I'm sure the public would forgive her

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lol didn't know she lost all her  sponsors. If she did some intterracial I'm sure the public would forgive her

Chris_Williams
lol i was just thinking that.
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#11 Fightingfan
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Lisa ann is great she knows how to do things >.>
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[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"][QUOTE="JML897"]Lisa Ann does absolutely nothing for metravisstaggs
really? huh she does alot for me

She did a lot for me back before she got somewhat disgusting.

i think she looks a helluv alot better than most right now have you seen jenna jameson lately? woo boy she dont look the same at all
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#13 JML897
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lol didn't know she lost all her  sponsors. Chris_Williams

The fact that she (for some reason) had so many sponsors in the first place leads me to believe that she's really rich and doesn't have shit to worry about financially

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I%20can%20fap%20to%20this.gif

 

[spoiler] No, not really. [/spoiler]

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#15 Chris_Williams
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[QUOTE="Chris_Williams"]

lol didn't know she lost all her  sponsors. JML897

The fact that she (for some reason) had so many sponsors in the first place leads me to believe that she's really rich and doesn't have shit to worry about financially

meh, honestly she doesn't have anything to worry about. In 2-3 years she's going to get all those sponsors back and more than likely get her television show back. Just look at Dog the Bounty hunter. Nobody wants to be associated with her right now but you know how people have the attention span of goldfishes.
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[QUOTE="JML897"][QUOTE="Chris_Williams"]

lol didn't know she lost all her  sponsors. Chris_Williams

The fact that she (for some reason) had so many sponsors in the first place leads me to believe that she's really rich and doesn't have shit to worry about financially

meh, honestly she doesn't have anything to worry about. In 2-3 years she's going to get all those sponsors back and more than likely get her television show back. Just look at Dog the Bounty hunter. Nobody wants to be associated with her right now but you know how people have the attention span of goldfishes.

eh this is true in regards to dog but after that whole thing i quit being a fan of his and believe me i used to watch his show all the time and after that whole mess i was like ok itll blow over but then when he was on i think cnn he said something like when he dies he wanted to be buried with black salves. thats when i was like ok that just made things worse
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[QUOTE="JML897"]Lisa Ann does absolutely nothing for meThaneKrios28
really? huh she does alot for me

Fake bewbs.. Ew..
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[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"][QUOTE="JML897"]Lisa Ann does absolutely nothing for me00-Riddick-00
really? huh she does alot for me

Fake bewbs.. Ew..

what chick porn or hollywood wise dosent have fake breasts? come on now man
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[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"][QUOTE="JML897"]Lisa Ann does absolutely nothing for me00-Riddick-00
really? huh she does alot for me

Fake bewbs.. Ew..

If they look good who cares?
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[QUOTE="00-Riddick-00"][QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"] really? huh she does alot for meThaneKrios28
Fake bewbs.. Ew..

what chick porn or hollywood wise dosent have fake breasts? come on now man

There are a lot of women in porn with natural breasts

Tori Black is one of the more well-known examples

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sticks of butter for lube

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[QUOTE="Capitan_Kid"][QUOTE="00-Riddick-00"][QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"] really? huh she does alot for me

Fake bewbs.. Ew..

If they look good who cares?

as long as there not to crazy im fine with fake breasts. there are some stars who go insanely big and i mean keg size big and i dont find that attractive at all
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#23 ThaneKrios28
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sticks of butter for lube

rocinante_

oh god i just had a horrible image in my head of her doing a masterbation video with a carrot

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#25 CleanPlayer
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If Paula Deen gets into the adult industry, her first flick should be called Baby Got Ribs Grandma Style
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#26 00-Riddick-00
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[QUOTE="rocinante_"]

sticks of butter for lube

ThaneKrios28

oh god i just had a horrible image in my head of her doing a masterbation video with a carrot

:lol:
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#27 rocinante_
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[QUOTE="rocinante_"]

sticks of butter for lube

ThaneKrios28

oh god i just had a horrible image in my head of her doing a masterbation video with a carrot

good, now substitute the carrot with sticks of butter

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[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"]

[QUOTE="rocinante_"]

sticks of butter for lube

rocinante_

oh god i just had a horrible image in my head of her doing a masterbation video with a carrot

good, now substitute the carrot with sticks of butter

They would have to be frozen butter sticks. But even after a while they would still get "hot".
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#29 ThaneKrios28
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oh god lol i can just hear her now saying im ready for that cream pie.............

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[QUOTE="rocinante_"]

sticks of butter for lube

ThaneKrios28

oh god i just had a horrible image in my head of her doing a masterbation video with a carrot

No way. She'd be rubbing herself with lard.

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[QUOTE="Fightingfan"]Ewwww I saw that teen mom's vid and it was gross - total train wreck down thur. ThaneKrios28

i dont see how they can call deen a milf............... this woman here is one she did great in the sara palin parody names lisa ann 

 

 

imgLISA%20ANN2.jpg

Pfff she's really hot yo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"]

[QUOTE="rocinante_"]

sticks of butter for lube

jimkabrhel

oh god i just had a horrible image in my head of her doing a masterbation video with a carrot

No way. She'd be rubbing herself with lard.

 

:lol: watch itll be a jar of crisco

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[QUOTE="rocinante_"]

[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"] oh god i just had a horrible image in my head of her doing a masterbation video with a carrot

00-Riddick-00

good, now substitute the carrot with sticks of butter

They would have to be frozen butter sticks. But even after a while they would still get "hot".

oh, she'd like that icy chill down there. she is from the south

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Yuck.. that ugly mug needs to be out of the public view.
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#35 ThaneKrios28
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[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"]

[QUOTE="Fightingfan"]Ewwww I saw that teen mom's vid and it was gross - total train wreck down thur. estrofadelhimno

i dont see how they can call deen a milf............... this woman here is one she did great in the sara palin parody names lisa ann 

 

 

imgLISA%20ANN2.jpg

Pfff she's really hot yo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

devon michaels is another favorite of mine

 

her body is just killer

 

devon-michaels-01.jpg

 

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[QUOTE="estrofadelhimno"]

[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"] i dont see how they can call deen a milf............... this woman here is one she did great in the sara palin parody names lisa ann 

 

 

imgLISA%20ANN2.jpg

ThaneKrios28

Pfff she's really hot yo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

devon michaels is another favorite of mine

 

her body is just killer

 

devon-michaels-01.jpg

 

kinda a butterface.

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Yeah, no.
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[QUOTE="estrofadelhimno"]

[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"] i dont see how they can call deen a milf............... this woman here is one she did great in the sara palin parody names lisa ann 

 

 

imgLISA%20ANN2.jpg

ThaneKrios28

Pfff she's really hot yo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

devon michaels is another favorite of mine

 

her body is just killer

 

devon-michaels-01.jpg

 

Buther face.
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[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"]

[QUOTE="estrofadelhimno"]

Pfff she's really hot yo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

00-Riddick-00

 

 

devon michaels is another favorite of mine

 

her body is just killer

 

devon-michaels-01.jpg

 

Buther face.

dude who cares! if you saw her videos wooooo shes banging
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another scene: after a naked, messy cooking session, paula's nether regions are covered with melted chocolate sauce, which is "cleaned up" by her strapping young kitchen slaves

oh yaaaa

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another scene: after a naked, messy cooking session, paula's nether regions are covered with melted chocolate sauce, which is "cleaned up" by her strapping young kitchen slaves

oh yaaaa

rocinante_
ok this go's to show how screwed up i am......... just have betty white come in and lick the chocolate from deans nether regions...........
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[QUOTE="rocinante_"]

another scene: after a naked, messy cooking session, paula's nether regions are covered with melted chocolate sauce, which is "cleaned up" by her strapping young kitchen slaves

oh yaaaa

ThaneKrios28
ok this go's to show how screwed up i am......... just have betty white come in and lick the chocolate from deans nether regions...........

Oh dear god...
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All that butter . . .

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#45 ThaneKrios28
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[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"][QUOTE="rocinante_"]

another scene: after a naked, messy cooking session, paula's nether regions are covered with melted chocolate sauce, which is "cleaned up" by her strapping young kitchen slaves

oh yaaaa

00-Riddick-00
ok this go's to show how screwed up i am......... just have betty white come in and lick the chocolate from deans nether regions...........

Oh dear god...

lol told ya
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[QUOTE="rocinante_"]

another scene: after a naked, messy cooking session, paula's nether regions are covered with melted chocolate sauce, which is "cleaned up" by her strapping young kitchen slaves

oh yaaaa

ThaneKrios28

ok this go's to show how screwed up i am......... just have betty white come in and lick the chocolate from deans nether regions...........

 

eugh. too old, man

get rachael ray up in there, and this'd be the first porno i'd be willing to pay for

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I is what I is.

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[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"][QUOTE="rocinante_"]

another scene: after a naked, messy cooking session, paula's nether regions are covered with melted chocolate sauce, which is "cleaned up" by her strapping young kitchen slaves

oh yaaaa

rocinante_

ok this go's to show how screwed up i am......... just have betty white come in and lick the chocolate from deans nether regions...........

 

eugh. too old, man

get rachael ray up in there, and this'd be the first porno i'd be willing to pay for

heh why stop there? why not throw in the chicks from the view and oprha winfrey and rosie o donnel wile we are at it? heck they can even use ann coulter as a sex toy do to how thin she is
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I typed "sexy paula deen" into google, this came up. Now I have to clear my web history...

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I is what I is.

sonicare

wait, is the embedded video showing up, i cant see it?