paula deen offered a porno deal.... no joke

I typed "sexy paula deen" into google, this came up. Now I have to clear my web history...

00-Riddick-00

"i know it can get heated in my southern kitchen--let me take off that blouse for you, darlin"

"ohhhh, pauuulaa"

oh god oh god oh god..... how messed up would it be if she did a video with the 2 chicks who did 2 girls one cup?

talk about a hot fudge sunday

"i know it can get heated in my southern kitchen--let me take off that blouse for you, darlin"

"ohhhh, pauuulaa"

rocinante_

I typed "sexy paula deen" into google, this came up. Now I have to clear my web history...

00-Riddick-00

lol i typed in "sexy butter" and found a picture of her when i scrolled down a bit:P

[QUOTE="00-Riddick-00"]

I typed "sexy paula deen" into google, this came up. Now I have to clear my web history...

konvikt_17

lol i typed in "sexy butter" and found a picture of her when i scrolled down a bit:P

i can just see the title now "Paula Deen makes a Cream Pie with Dark Chocolate"

"i bet you haven't tried this kind of southern biscuit, sweetie"

*cue anal scene*

HOWDY Y'ALL, TODAY WERE COOKING SOMETHIN' SPICY!

:lol: i think this thread now belongs in OTAH

"i bet you haven't tried this kind of southern biscuit, sweetie"

*cue anal scene*

rocinante_

HOWDY Y'ALL, TODAY WERE COOKING SOMETHIN' SPICY!

DJ-Lafleur

"and it's my cooch"

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JDWolfie

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ThaneKrios28

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JDWolfie

she looks like she could star in of those abuse pornos. tears and butter smearing the makeup off her face

[QUOTE="JDWolfie"]

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ThaneKrios28

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[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"][QUOTE="JDWolfie"]

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konvikt_17

:evil:

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JDWolfie

[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"] gah! i will never look at butter the same way againThaneKrios28

:evil:

:D

man, i really wanna see this porno happen; it's be like a childhood dream come true.

hell, there should a food network porno, starring the likes of paula deen, rachael ray, giada de laurentiis...oh man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wr2Nh8Pf2A

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[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"]

[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

konvikt_17

:evil:

:D

man, i really wanna see this porno happen; it's be like a childhood dream come true.

hell, there should a food network porno, starring the likes of paula deen, rachael ray, giada de laurentiis...oh man

rocinante_

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wr2Nh8Pf2A

konvikt_17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wr2Nh8Pf2A

konvikt_17

LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wr2Nh8Pf2A

konvikt_17

[QUOTE="rocinante_"]

man, i really wanna see this porno happen; it's be like a childhood dream come true.

hell, there should a food network porno, starring the likes of paula deen, rachael ray, giada de laurentiis...oh man

00-Riddick-00

."konvikt_17

[QUOTE="00-Riddick-00"][QUOTE="rocinante_"]

man, i really wanna see this porno happen; it's be like a childhood dream come true.

hell, there should a food network porno, starring the likes of paula deen, rachael ray, giada de laurentiis...oh man

ThaneKrios28

."konvikt_17

While we're at it, let's throw in Al Sharpton and then the whole racism thing will go away.

This is a joke thread. Again this is a troll thread.

[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"][QUOTE="00-Riddick-00"] Childhood dream? Wtf kinda of messed up childhood did you have? The Rachael Ray one however, I would be down with.[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]."JDWolfie

While we're at it, let's throw in Al Sharpton and then the whole racism thing will go away.

[QUOTE="rocinante_"]

man, i really wanna see this porno happen; it's be like a childhood dream come true.

hell, there should a food network porno, starring the likes of paula deen, rachael ray, giada de laurentiis...oh man

00-Riddick-00

maybe not childhood...teenage years. i watched a lotta female-hosted shows on the food network--and i didn't watch em for the food

imagine rachael's raspy moan, paula's southern voice pleaing for me, giada's broken italian as she's being caressed by eager hands...

[QUOTE="00-Riddick-00"][QUOTE="rocinante_"]

man, i really wanna see this porno happen; it's be like a childhood dream come true.

hell, there should a food network porno, starring the likes of paula deen, rachael ray, giada de laurentiis...oh man

rocinante_

maybe not childhood...teenage years. i watched a lotta female-hosted shows on the food network--and i didn't watch em for the food

imagine rachael's raspy moan, paula's southern voice pleaing for me, giada's broken italian as she's being caressed by eager hands...

This is a joke thread. Again this is a troll thread.

govermentcheese

maybe not childhood...teenage years. i watched a lotta female-hosted shows on the food network--and i didn't watch em for the food

rocinante_

Yeah I remember Giada's show basically just being "the cleavage show with some cooking involved I guess"

[QUOTE="rocinante_"]

maybe not childhood...teenage years. i watched a lotta female-hosted shows on the food network--and i didn't watch em for the food

JML897

Yeah I remember Giada's show basically just being "the cleavage show with some cooking involved I guess"

this guy knows what i'm talkin bout

she didn't even make tasty lookin food on her show. i remember one time when she made pasta n topped it with chocolate shavings. italian cookin my ass

This is a joke thread. Again this is a troll thread.

govermentcheese

No no no nononno

No.

No no no nononno

No.

THE_DRUGGIE

hell, there should a food network porno, starring the likes of rachael ray, giada de laurentiis...oh man

rocinante_

yes

this must happen

Anyone read the article? It seems that she would be a spokesperson or something, not actually involved in the actual productions.

i think i just threw up a little

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

No no no nononno

No.

ThaneKrios28

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEMimY0HyUk

so if paula deen rimjobed somebodies asshole is she going to use a code word and call it a chocolate fudge cake?

Lisa Ann does absolutely nothing for meJML897

[QUOTE="JML897"]Lisa Ann does absolutely nothing for meShottayouth13-

lisa ann 

 

 

 

Fightingfan

^ every quality i hate about porn stars incarnated into one fake-tanned, fake-titted woman who is well past her expiry date.