P.Diddy sued for $1 trillion (9/11 conspiracy)

P. Diddy is being sued for $1 trillion.

Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks has filed a lawsuit against the hip-hop superstar accusing him of being behind the 2001 September 11 terrorist attacks in New York and stealing a poker chip from her that was worth "100 zillions of dollars".

The woman also claims she and Diddy - real name Sean Combs - once dated and the 41-year-old star is the father of her 23-year-old son so wants $900 billion in child support while "loss of income" makes up the other $100 billion.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Valerie accuses Diddy of sexually assaulting her children and breaking one of her child's legs.

While a Los Angeles judge denied her request for a restraining order against Diddy, he did set a hearing for Monday (31.01.11).

This is not the first time Diddy has faced legal action in recent months.

Last September, he was sued for $12 million for age discrimination by Francesca Spero, who alleged she was sacked by his firm Bad Boy for being old and disabled, after she was laid up with hip surgery in 2008.

According to the 51 year old's legal claim, Diddy was "unsympathetic to her condition" and tried to push her out of the company.

(C) BANG Media International

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P.Diddy behind 9/11? :?

He doesn't even have that much money.

It all makes sense now!!!!

...well really nothing makes sense, but that's not the point.

[spoiler] This is genuinely hilarious:D [/spoiler]

This woman needs to have a Khornate Chainaxe inserted into her cranium, forcefully.

u should see the pic of the girl:lol:

UUuuuuuuuhhhhh huuuhhhhhh.....................................

It goes without saying and all but this will never make it to court.

I swear though, it reads like the woman is probably just trolling or something. She probably knows that she doesn't have much of a case but she probably figured frak it. I'm going to get some press for this by suing him for an stupidly huge amount that even some nations don't have as GDP.

Well played Valerie. Well played.

:|

I'm speechless.

OK this is the greatest lawsuit ever.

And the worst thing about this is it wastes the court's time and money. I'm glad I don't live in the land of frivolous lawsuits.

wh-wh what i - i dont evn know anymore

That is awesome.

Lady and gentlemen, please, this is srius business. We cannot discount the possibility that he fathered a kid when he was 18, then broke it's leg, stole her zillion dollar poker chip and, in a related note, killed 3,000 Americans in an attack staged to look like a terrorist act.

And the worst thing about this is it wastes the court's time and money. I'm glad I don't live in the land of frivolous lawsuits.

foxhound_fox

Not really. The court will take one look at it and say "lol, no". This is pretty much just for humor value.

LOL! This is the biggest lawsuit ever filed. That women must be near bankruptcy if she wants to file a lawsuit that's worth $1 trillion. The courts willprobably say put a big no or denied on the lawsuit.

What an idiot.

You know damned well the judge is going to order a psychological evaluation on this woman, which in my opinion does not bode well for her.

Also, she will most likely be charged all associated court fees and possibly counter-sued by Diddy Combs for defamation.

What a Cukoo Bird !

She can't be serious. :|

I woke up my cat because i laughed pretty loud when i read this :lol:

I love news these days... it makes me feel sane compared to the rest of the world :P

[QUOTE="foxhound_fox"]

And the worst thing about this is it wastes the court's time and money. I'm glad I don't live in the land of frivolous lawsuits.

GabuEx

Not really. The court will take one look at it and say "lol, no". This is pretty much just for humor value.

They should just award her five dollars :P

I think this is a conspiracy to make P.Diddy more popular

Heard about this. Believe it or not, she's not the crazy one. The judge is crazy for even acknowledging the case and giving sending it through court. 100 zillion dollars doesn't even ****ing exist. Diddy should sue back.JustPlainLucas

It's actually 1 trillion. Nobody in the world has a trillion dollars except maybe insanely rich governments/businesses and maybe the World Bank. If this lawsuit does go through Diddy better be prepared to go to the World Bank and they better let him lend a trillion dollars to pay this deranged women.I doubt that will happen anyway.

He also assassinated JFK, was an astronaut in the fake moon landing footage, and had a child with Jesus.Head_of_games

And he also gave Keanu Reeves the immortality potion, created an alter ego called Osama Bin Laden, and founded the Illuminati.

This is even dumber than that lady who claimed ownership of the sun, and demanded that people giver her money of it's use. Words cant fathom how disgusted with this woman,I am right now.

Lady and gentlemen, please, this is srius business. We cannot discount the possibility that he fathered a kid when he was 18, then broke it's leg, stole her zillion dollar poker chip and, in a related note, killed 3,000 Americans in an attack staged to look like a terrorist act.

my_mortal_coil

I think this is a conspiracy to make P.Diddy more popular

Jelley0

[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

[QUOTE="foxhound_fox"]

And the worst thing about this is it wastes the court's time and money. I'm glad I don't live in the land of frivolous lawsuits.

Not really. The court will take one look at it and say "lol, no". This is pretty much just for humor value.

They should just award her five dollars :P

Please, please let this woman win. Words cannot express how funny that would be.-Fromage-

You know this actually relates to the woman that this thread is about very well.

mental note to self: do not, under any circumstances, become rich and famous. this is so absurd that it's funny from the outside but just imagine someone actually coming to you with a claim like this, willing to go to court over it and requiring you to put in time and effort to make it go away.. how do you deal with crap like that?

I don't follow :x

1 trillion dollars! [spoiler] [/spoiler]

That woman either have balls, or is completely insane.

u should see the pic of the girl:lol:

halokillerz

I can't find it anywhere...

100 zillion dollars is a lot of money. P. Diddy is getting off lucky. Although now I want to sue the U.S. government for $2.5 trillion in damages. (as they are probably the only entity with that kind of money)