Pick Up Lines --->

in b4 chloroform Zaeryn

"Does this rag smell like..."

Wait a minute... damn you!

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Did you just fart?

No, why?

You just blew me away!

I would heave myself off my hemroid donut for you.

Do you work for UPS? Because I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.Penguin_dragon

That's a great one :lol:

My friend came up with this one when we were joking about Chuck Norris, Mr. T., and Captain Falcon.

"I'm Captain Falcon, let me show you my moves"

(For those that don't know, when you do his taunt in SSB he says "Show me your moves".

You must work at subway, because you just gave me a footlong!

'ello, love fancy a shag?Boba_Fett_3710

I think you put the comma in the wrong spot.

Reads kind of funny. Unless the ladies like it that way.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

EDIT: damn. didn't notice the above post.

Hello ladies my name is **** and I have an 11-inch penis.....AROUND!

and

Forgive me for pointing.

and

Do you take karate? Because your body is kicking.

I am lvl 45 on GS hihi. i-like-pie

Your level 31.

[QUOTE="Boba_Fett_3710"]'ello, love fancy a shag?cametall

I think you put the comma in the wrong spot.

Reads kind of funny. Unless the ladies like it that way.

I noticed that. Trust me, the ladies (that's right, plural) like it that way.

You know what has 75 teeth and can hold back The Incredible Hulk?

What?

My zipper.

Or there's always this one:

I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

your feet must hurt, becouse youve been runnig around my mind >_>

You must be from the caribbean because Jamaican me crazy:|

I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?

You must be from the caribbean because Jamaican me crazy:| Film-Guy

I lol'd

Excuse me, how much does a Polar Bear weigh on a frozen lake? -normally the female will say, i dont know- Enough to break the ice, my name is -insert name-

my cheesy one is, are you from tennessee, cus you're the only Ten-I-see.

On a scale of 1 to 10 I have an erection.Tiefster

Lol I don't get it but I thought it was hilarious.

- "Great Legs, what time do they open?"

- "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i just walk past again?"

- "That shirts very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, i'd be ****** too." (im not sure if i would get modded so i i just blanked it...dont wanna risk it...just think about it and you'll understand)

- "Great Legs, what time do they open?"

- "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i just walk past again?"

- "That shirts very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, i'd be ****** too." (im not sure if i would get modded so i i just blanked it...dont wanna risk it...just think about it and you'll understand)

II_Seraphim_II

Those all made me LOL.

Here's one:

"I don't believe in pick-up lines, I think they're cliche. How bout you?"

This reminds me of this weird math newspaper thingy we have in our school, and in the last one there were math-related pickup lines. One of them was something like "I'd love to stick my solution into your equation" or something like that.

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Woo! 1000 posts! YAY

This reminds me of this weird math newspaper thingy we have in our school, and in the last one there were math-related pickup lines. One of them was something like "I'd love to stick my solution into your equation" or something like that.

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Woo! 1000 posts! YAY

jim1029

lol, so much ownage in your sig XD