Pickup line for the ladies.

if you have some please post them. here are mine.

1. Was that an earthaquake, or did you just rock my world?

2. Did you just fart? because you just blew me away.

3. Your body is a wonderland... and im Alice.

4. Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

those are just a couple that i saw today. post your pick up lines!

Heres my favorite:

1. HAVE SEX WITH ME NOW!!!!

2.You turn me on, baby.

Heres my favorite:

1. HAVE SEX WITH ME NOW!!!!

2.You turn me on, baby.

Mr_Kowaski

thats pretty straight foward if you ask me.

Are you a parking violation? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

The Lucky Charm's comercials are right. You are magically delicious!

"Does this rag smell like choloform to you?" /thread.Harshvardhan666

:lol: i knew this was coming!

[QUOTE="Harshvardhan666"]"Does this rag smell like choloform to you?" /thread.supersnake930

:lol: i knew this was coming!

Seen this in a bunch of threads, yet I never knew what it meant. Someone care to explain?

Seen this in a bunch of threads, yet I never knew what it meant. Someone care to explain?

fmacraze

*with my pants down*

WHAT NOW, *****?

It never works as planned, however.

1) You can straight up tell a girl "Do you want to F***" which will get you slapped or laid (Chances are 50-50)

2) You can just start with an opener like "Would you date a guy in a wheelchair" (Tell her your friends are somewhere and you only have a second). Then take it from there.

"Does this rag smell like choloform to you?" /thread.Harshvardhan666

Lol.

i lost my number. can i have yours?

are you a single mum? (no) do you want to be?

were your parents aliens cos you are outta this world!

im having sex tonight, so you might as well be there

do have mirrors in your pants cos i can sure as hell see myself in them

nice shoes. wana ****?

hi. you'll do

i've been drinking for quite some time now, and your beginning to look good

how much does a polar bear weigh? i dont know either, i just thought i'd break the ice

[QUOTE="supersnake930"]

[QUOTE="Harshvardhan666"]"Does this rag smell like choloform to you?" /thread.fmacraze

:lol: i knew this was coming!

Seen this in a bunch of threads, yet I never knew what it meant. Someone care to explain?

Cloroform knocks you uncouncious so, you can uhhh have unconsented bump-bump

You look just like Venus De Milo if I cut off your arms

You must have fallen from heaven because that explains how you messed up your face

how much does a polar bear weigh? i dont know either, i just thought i'd break the ice

jpph

Nein nein nein!

It's: -Do you know how much a polar bears weighs?

-No?

-Enough to break the ice

badumbumptshh

I just say "Hmm...yeah. I've seen better."

50% of the time, it works everytime.

guy: i was thinking, we could go back to my house order some pizza and then have sex
girl: no
guy: what u dont like pizza?

Let's get some eggs and butter. After that lets get busy!

i lost my teddy bear

can i sleep with u

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

and finally

* lick your finger and place it on the person*

lets get you outta these wet clothes

"Does this rag smell like choloform to you?" /thread.Harshvardhan666

Lol, how´s that line working for yah ?

[QUOTE="Harshvardhan666"]"Does this rag smell like choloform to you?" /thread.zpirit

Lol, how´s that line working for yah ?

[QUOTE="zpirit"]

[QUOTE="Harshvardhan666"]"Does this rag smell like choloform to you?" /thread.Harshvardhan666

Lol, how´s that line working for yah ?

Well to your defence you could say that you didnt know it was choloform and when the steak is free, why not eat it?

[QUOTE="Harshvardhan666"][QUOTE="zpirit"]

[QUOTE="Harshvardhan666"]"Does this rag smell like choloform to you?" /thread.zpirit

Lol, how´s that line working for yah ?

Well to your defence you could say that you didnt know it was choloform and when the steak is free, why not eat it?

[QUOTE="zpirit"][QUOTE="Harshvardhan666"][QUOTE="zpirit"]

[QUOTE="Harshvardhan666"]"Does this rag smell like choloform to you?" /thread.Harshvardhan666

Lol, how´s that line working for yah ?

Well to your defence you could say that you didnt know it was choloform and when the steak is free, why not eat it?

Of course not, what i just stated was also a joke, apperantly not funny, but never the less a joke

Hey baby, want to find a remote access point with me?

And if there's a beautiful police woman about to arrest you...

Her: "Are you intoxicated, sir?"
Me: "Yes I am...intoxicated by your beauty."
Her: "Oh my! :oops:"

Hey baby, want to find a remote access point with me?

And if there's a beautiful police woman about to arrest you...

Her: "Are you intoxicated, sir?"
Me: "Yes I am...intoxicated by your beauty."
Her: "Oh my! :oops:"

the_foreign_guy

Yeah that will make the drive to jail that much faster.

I need to do some chemistry homework with you in the bed...

[QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]

Hey baby, want to find a remote access point with me?

And if there's a beautiful police woman about to arrest you...

Her: "Are you intoxicated, sir?"
Me: "Yes I am...intoxicated by your beauty."
Her: "Oh my! :oops:"

surferdude17

Yeah that will make the drive to jail that much faster.

If by jail you mean bedroom, yes....yes it will. Using the term jail makes it sound kinky. :oops: