POLL: Armed with a Swiss Army knife, what would you rather face?

I chose the Bear because it would be weak from not eating all winter, I'd still probably lose though :P I wonder how many people will start looking up animal attacks on Youtube? For those voting for the big birds, look up pictures of their talons and look up the Cassowary, they'd probably be my last pick to be honest :D

3 rabit rottweilers.
I would go Milla Jovovich on their ass.

the shark, with this swiss army knife

None, because swiss army knives aren't very pointy. You can't stab anything with one.

Tiger Shark. I feel I'd have the best chance of defending myself if attacked.

The birds, slit them while they bite. :( But yeah.. it would be horrible to kill moms. :(-eddy-

They won't be biting, they will kick you with their talons and their kicks are INSANELY powerful.....

I would probably go with the rottweilers simply because I feel I could handle a dog much easier and being outnumbered would help give me a big adrenaline boost.

Swiss Army Knife? Real men use toenail clippers. That said, I'll take the bear.TheZ3nMan

no real men use this:P

and id take the tiger on

probably the birds

you choose that? rottweilers are srsJandurin

The birds, slit them while they bite. :( But yeah.. it would be horrible to kill moms. :(-eddy-

I don't think they'd be biting or pecking. They both have razor sharp claws, and their legs are strong enough to kick off car doors(discovery channel)! They would gut you my friend.. :cry:

Grizzly Bear. Its one of the strongest land animals. It would be a battle to remember spanning across the landscape, lasting for hours,and marveled by all. It would be a perfect way to die with honor and a good day to die!

[QUOTE="Jandurin"] you choose that? rottweilers are srsMgamerBD

Are Ostriches and Emus similar to Cassowaries in terms of their talons? That might factor into my decision. thriteenthmonke

To be honest, the most dangerous would probably be the rabid dogs or the emus.

Rabbies is dangerous and emus (or casowarys) are extremely dangerous.

[QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"]Are Ostriches and Emus similar to Cassowaries in terms of their talons? That might factor into my decision. FlyingArmbar

To be honest, the most dangerous would probably be the rabid dogs or the emus.

Rabbies is dangerous and emus (or casowarys) are extremely dangerous.

avatar_genius

Yeah, even without rabies the dogs would be the most dangerous, they're freakishly strong! One would be a pretty significant challenge, let alone three.. :o

I'd rather deal with the stupid big birds...

I would take on all of them with my bare hands and teeth.

The young tiger so i can have a size advantage.

The bear.

Are Ostriches and Emus similar to Cassowaries in terms of their talons? That might factor into my decision. thriteenthmonke

Yeah, big birds with talons that can slice your belly open with one good kick, I forgot about the Cassowary.

I would take on the Tiger

The young tiger so i can have a size advantage.

Immortalsaiyan

Adolescent tigers are like 200-250 lbs, and a lot stronger than most humans. What are you like a 6'10", 375 lbs cage fighter/big cat wrangler? BTW everyone should look up Dave Salmoni, that guys has some major cojones when it comes to dealing with big cats.

[QUOTE="Jandurin"] you choose that? rottweilers are srsMgamerBD

Id rather fight the bird then rottweilers. You are aware that rabies has a 99.9% death rate if its contracted, right? And you are aware that single bite has a high percentage of infection, right? Id rather get kicked then have to fend off 3 rabid dogs, where if I get bite im done win or lose.

You end up dead in every single situation.... Swiss army knifes are useless.... Now give me a combat knife and were talking 8)

The dogs!

Id rather fight the bird then rottweilers. You are aware that rabies has a 99.9% death rate if its contracted, right? And you are aware that single bite has a high percentage of infection, right? Id rather get kicked then have to fend off 3 rabid dogs, where if I get bite im done win or lose.

Tht1Guy7780

My dad was bitten by a rabid dog when he was a kid, back in the early 1950's, and got three injections in his stomach, he's alive.

Id rather fight the bird then rottweilers. You are aware that rabies has a 99.9% death rate if its contracted, right? And you are aware that single bite has a high percentage of infection, right? Id rather get kicked then have to fend off 3 rabid dogs, where if I get bite im done win or lose.

Tht1Guy7780

[QUOTE="Tht1Guy7780"]

Id rather fight the bird then rottweilers. You are aware that rabies has a 99.9% death rate if its contracted, right? And you are aware that single bite has a high percentage of infection, right? Id rather get kicked then have to fend off 3 rabid dogs, where if I get bite im done win or lose.

10thwonder

My dad was bitten by a rabid dog when he was a kid, back in the early 1950's, and got three injections in his stomach, he's alive.

So was I two years ago. It doesnt always happen, but when it does. Thats it.

I went for the lions, cos young lions arnt stupid enough to attack a human so even without a knife the lion proberly wouldnt attack.

the shark in my living room.

The one way you'll die from the rabies is if your dumb enough to fight the 3 rabid dogs cant not get checked for rabies

The birds, and I wouldn't use the knife, I would try to snap their long, exposed necks.