Poll: You Think You Can Kick Your Dad's Ass?

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#51 CrystalFox
Member since 2006 • 9908 Posts

My dad can probably still beat the crap outta me, he's in disturbingly good shape for his age.

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#52 jeremiah06
Member since 2004 • 7217 Posts

my dad's way past his prime so i think i can take him

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Yup my dad is 70 now so... However in a world where I could fight his prime? Now a chance...
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#53 weezyfb
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i would never try
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#54 needled24-7
Member since 2007 • 15902 Posts

well i already know i'm stronger, more agile, don't have bad knees, and a couple other factors that would make a difference. so yeah probably :P

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#55 Head_of_games
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You mean the Olympic wrestler? Yeah, no.
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#56 Lord_Daemon
Member since 2005 • 24535 Posts

Now that he's in his seventies I believe I could take him fairly easily.

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#57 markinthedark
Member since 2005 • 3676 Posts

nowadays.... of course. As im 28, and hes pushing 60. And im a good 5 inches taller and 70lbs heavier.

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#58 katana_duo
Member since 2005 • 1751 Posts
My dad would kick my ass, he was in the army during the cold war and got into bar fights alot.
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#59 TheAcountantMan
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Lol never.
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#60 yentlequible
Member since 2009 • 2620 Posts
I bet my dad could still pack a pretty good punch. But I have gotten bigger also so I guess it could be a fairly close fight.
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#61 freek666
Member since 2007 • 22312 Posts

He's got the strength aspect but I'm quicker and have a lot more endurance than he does. Both of us would fight dirty as hell though, like 2 seconds in someones getting a low blow or sand in the eyes.

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#62 deactivated-58df4522915cb
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hes a retired army lt.colonel and a corrections officer, whose job entails beating inmates on a daily basis. so what do you think are my chances? lol

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#63 Suzy_Q_Kazoo
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Nope.

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#64 BiancaDK
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he was black belt 2nd or 3rd dan 10 years ago, i have no idea what dan he has now but it probably involves a lot of hurt

still, jkd versus tkd, i dunno, but my money is still on him

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#65 biggest_loser
Member since 2007 • 24508 Posts

lol sometimes I wish I could. Believe me.

I'm a brown belt in Martial Arts! Thats one under black!! :D

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#66 Martel100
Member since 2010 • 343 Posts

My dad is taller than me, but 50 pounds lighter. Plus he sits at a desk all day, and while so do i mostly, I still think I could take him. I don't know if he's ever been in fight in his life. But would I ever want to fight my dad? Heck NO!!! Make me sick just thinking about it...

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#67 BMD004
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I know I can kick my dad's ass.

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#68 biggest_loser
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he was black belt 2nd or 3rd dan 10 years ago, i have no idea what dan he has now but it probably involves a lot of hurt

still, jkd versus tkd, i dunno, but my money is still on him

BiancaDK
I'll double it.
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#69 BiancaDK
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[QUOTE="BiancaDK"]

he was black belt 2nd or 3rd dan 10 years ago, i have no idea what dan he has now but it probably involves a lot of hurt

still, jkd versus tkd, i dunno, but my money is still on him

biggest_loser

I'll double it.

Hehe why's that? (;

It's TKD! C'mon man!

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#70 Inconsistancy
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I dunno, never met the guy.
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#71 Xeros606
Member since 2007 • 11126 Posts
Probably, but only because he's kind of old now.
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#72 Wilfred_Owen
Member since 2005 • 20964 Posts
Hard to say. Hes in good shape for being 48 and me being so very lazy at 25.
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#73 KG86
Member since 2007 • 6021 Posts

Probably not. My father is a labourer and grew up in the rough side of Melbourne in the 70's while I live a sedentary life as a lazy uni student.

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#74 no_more_fayth
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Is that what manly men consider to be love?

And people wonder why I'm girly.

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#75 LazyMushroom
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I'm taller than my dad but he's quite well built so I wouldn't really have a chance.
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#76 Strider_91
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Probably, but my dad is quite big, and angry
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#77 fabz_95
Member since 2006 • 15425 Posts
He's wider and stronger than me but I'm taller and faster. Also, I've been training in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu since about last October so I think it'd be a good fight. I'm not sure who would win.
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#78 Sp4rtan_3
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My dad is almost 60 and can kick my ass :( Dude was a monster back int he day and played football till he moved, THEN he joined the army and became even more beast. And even if the day came when I could "kick his ass" he said he wouldn't even fight me he'd just shoot me with his handgun or shotgun >_>....
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#79 joesh89
Member since 2008 • 8489 Posts

No, probably not. My Dad was once a real brawler... and I'm not that way inclined.

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#80 Grodus5
Member since 2006 • 7934 Posts

My dad's about twice my size and much much trickier. We "spar" every now and then just for fun, I can get the advantage for a little bit but he always massacres me.

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#81 mindstorm
Member since 2003 • 15255 Posts

My dad in his prime? Absolutely not. He used to own a convenience store and one time when someone tried to rob him my dad simply knocked the guy out making him fly over some counters...

My dad now? I might have a chance of running away...

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#82 clayron
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My dad grew up learning and teaching several martial arts disciplines that he refuses to talk to me about. (Learned this news from Grandma and Mom). No, I do not think I can take him in a fight.

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#83 supergoat777
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[QUOTE="supergoat777"]

Ya nothing sexier than jumbo girl.

XilePrincess

At least that clears up why you asked if it's okay to be attracted to your sister, I guess.

whats your problem? Did the short mansyndromeget passed on to you?

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#84 EmpCom
Member since 2005 • 3451 Posts
Never thought about it. Guess i just got more respect for my dad
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#85 Nolan16
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I could probably now but when i was your guys age 16-19 hed whip me. Me and him are both very broad and stalky guys runs in the family he was benching about 300 when i was 18. he was 5'11 210 back when i was 18 im 25 now he dropped to about 195lbs and lost a lot of muscle. Whats funny i'm now his size at 25 years old 5'11 210lbs i bench 295 right now.

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#86 Theokhoth
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He's dead, so I could probably take him.
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#87 Artekus
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My dad is his prime still couldn't take me down. I'm easily taller and stronger than him.
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#88 horgen  Moderator
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If it wasn't for his injuries, he would win. Fighting him now... That isn't fair.
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#89 Nolan16
Member since 2006 • 4022 Posts

My dad is his prime still couldn't take me down. I'm easily taller and stronger than him.Artekus
Hey little fellas can some times give us big fellas a run for are money that's if they are all speed and cardio and they know not to get close to us lol.

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#90 TheShadowLord07
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no and I dont think want to

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#91 lexika
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Never got to meet my father.. :( He did beat up my older brother though when he lived with him and my brother isn't a pushover.
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#92 shockwave04
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It would be close, he is older but he is stronger.
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#93 Boston_Boyy
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I'm 16 (y/o), 5'8, 140. He's about 45 (y/o) 6', 240. So no, I think I might be able to get a few good stun shots in but once he got on top of me, or me against the wall then i'd be done for.

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#94 BMD004
Member since 2010 • 5883 Posts

My dad grew up learning and teaching several martial arts disciplines that he refuses to talk to me about. (Learned this news from Grandma and Mom). No, I do not think I can take him in a fight.

clayron
Why does he refuse to talk to you about that?
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#95 supergoat777
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[QUOTE="clayron"]

My dad grew up learning and teaching several martial arts disciplines that he refuses to talk to me about. (Learned this news from Grandma and Mom). No, I do not think I can take him in a fight.

BMD004

Why does he refuse to talk to you about that?

He probably doesen't want his kids to become violent, i guess.

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#96 comp_atkins
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yes, he's over 60