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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.Strider212

That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd becoming too.WaffleBoy13

That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd becoming too.WaffleBoy13

I'm just gonna throw this out there. If you don't like it, send it right back.................I wanna be on you.

60% of the time, it works every time.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it. elmetfano

A jewel!  

That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd becoming too.WaffleBoy13

Nice Ankles.

My shoe size is 17.

The former hasn't worked yet, but the latter has.

"I Wanna have your babies

[QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="elmetfano"]Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.Cyrax-Sektor

"Hi, my name is Bob. That's "Bob" backwards, and with a little bit of you, it's "boub"." Now if only boub was a word of affection, not one I made up just for this pickup line. :(

What if you pronounce it like boob? 

pfft mines the best. - baby arent u tired? "no why?!" cus uve been runnin on my mind all night.gamerchris810

Could you please step away from the bar?  You're melting all the ice.

Are you wearing chapstick (she says yes).  Mind if I taste?

I'm not Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock!

If I had a million boogers I'd pick you. 

Are you an angel cause i have an erection!

lmao best one ever read it like 10 times and youll die