Post Jokes Here!!!!

ok il start.

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.MGShacker

What's better than a rose on a piano?

[spoiler] Tulips on your organ [/spoiler]

Q: why did the camera cross the road?

A: It saw something flashinating! 

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".AgentX24

[QUOTE="AgentX24"]If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".MGShacker

He would save the world in half the time if they listened to his instructions. 

[QUOTE="MGShacker"][QUOTE="AgentX24"]If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".AgentX24

He would save the world in half the time if they listened to his instructions. 

Knock-Knock

Who's There?

Go **** Yourself

[QUOTE="AgentX24"]

[QUOTE="MGShacker"][QUOTE="AgentX24"]If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".MGShacker

He would save the world in half the time if they listened to his instructions.

Yeah, see, Prime example: Doyle. He didn't listen to Jack now they lost the weapons device thingy.

What gets wetter as it dries?

Man... I'm terrible at jokes...

What's better than a rose on a piano?[spoiler] Tulips on your organ [/spoiler] Crimson_Sin

I dig it!

Here's mine.

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A grade 2 teacher was teaching her class all about the senses, and that day they were learning about the sense of taste. First, she had all of the students blindfolded. Then she would take a different flavour of Lifesaver and put it in each of their mouths and see if they could guess what flavour it was.

She started with a red Lifesaver, placing one in each of their mouths, and all the students said, "Cherry!"

Then she tried a green Lifesaver, and all the students said, "Lime!"

Then she tried an orange Lifesaver, and all the students said, "Orange!"

The teacher started to think this was too easy, so she decided to give them the honey-flavoured Lifesaver next. The students tasted and tasted, but couldn't seem to figure it out. So the teacher figured she'd give them a hint, "This is the same as what your Mommy sometimes calls your Daddy..."

A little girl in the front row immediately wore a look of disgust, spit out her Lifesaver onto the floor, and yelled...

What's better than a rose on a piano?

[spoiler] Tulips on your organ [/spoiler]

Crimson_Sin

:lol: 

whats brown and sticky

[spoiler]  a stick  [/spoiler]   :P

Why is it so windy in Oklahoma?

[spoiler]   Because Texas sucks and Tulsa blows  (if you don't get it spell Tulsa backwards) [/spoiler]

Knock Knock

Come in. 

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegatarian

[QUOTE="Crimson_Sin"]What's better than a rose on a piano?[spoiler] Tulips on your organ [/spoiler] CMJR

I dig it!

Here's mine.

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A grade 2 teacher was teaching her class all about the senses, and that day they were learning about the sense of taste. First, she had all of the students blindfolded. Then she would take a different flavour of Lifesaver and put it in each of their mouths and see if they could guess what flavour it was.

She started with a red Lifesaver, placing one in each of their mouths, and all the students said, "Cherry!"

Then she tried a green Lifesaver, and all the students said, "Lime!"

Then she tried an orange Lifesaver, and all the students said, "Orange!"

The teacher started to think this was too easy, so she decided to give them the honey-flavoured Lifesaver next. The students tasted and tasted, but couldn't seem to figure it out. So the teacher figured she'd give them a hint, "This is the same as what your Mommy sometimes calls your Daddy..."

A little girl in the front row immediately wore a look of disgust, spit out her Lifesaver onto the floor, and yelled...

Chuck Norris played a round of tennis against a wall. And won.Satanshelper

hahaha

How many unicorns does it take to put in a lightbulb?!

8! 

What do you call a Mexican baby?

A paragraph, because he isn't an essay yet.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

[spoiler] Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come! LAWLZ [/spoiler] -hotaru-

heh, i loled

I dont get the tulips on the organ joke.therazn

tulips, two lips   Need I say more...?

How can you tell if a blonde has used a computer?

[spoiler] Theres White-out on the screen. [/spoiler]

How can you tell if a blonde has used a computer?

[spoiler] Theres White-out on the screen. [/spoiler]

BEAN_LARD_MULCH

お前 ハーフ ?

What gets wetter as it dries?

Man... I'm terrible at jokes...

Franklinstein

What do you call a Mexican baby?

 

A paragraph, because he isn't an essay yet.

portej

Haha, I don't know why, but I found that really funny. 

Chuck Norris sells his urine as a beverage, better known as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris stared into the sun and it went blind. 

Chuck Norris played a round of tennis against a wall. And won.Satanshelper

What's better than a rose on a piano?

[spoiler] Tulips on your organ [/spoiler]

Crimson_Sin

[QUOTE="Crimson_Sin"]What's better than a rose on a piano?[spoiler] Tulips on your organ [/spoiler] CMJR

I dig it!

Here's mine.

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A grade 2 teacher was teaching her class all about the senses, and that day they were learning about the sense of taste. First, she had all of the students blindfolded. Then she would take a different flavour of Lifesaver and put it in each of their mouths and see if they could guess what flavour it was.

She started with a red Lifesaver, placing one in each of their mouths, and all the students said, "Cherry!"

Then she tried a green Lifesaver, and all the students said, "Lime!"

Then she tried an orange Lifesaver, and all the students said, "Orange!"

The teacher started to think this was too easy, so she decided to give them the honey-flavoured Lifesaver next. The students tasted and tasted, but couldn't seem to figure it out. So the teacher figured she'd give them a hint, "This is the same as what your Mommy sometimes calls your Daddy..."

A little girl in the front row immediately wore a look of disgust, spit out her Lifesaver onto the floor, and yelled...

[spoiler] "They're a**holes!!" [/spoiler]
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Reminds me of the dear one. But I dont want ot say it. Might get banned.