Post Stuff that has happened to you that sounds made up

I know that there will probably be some actually made up stories in this thread and I wouldn't doubt if no one believes anything posted, but if worse comes to worse, at least you can be creative in your storytelling :)

Ok I will give an example: My friends and I were in our homeroom computer course and were discussing how easy it would probably be to hack into the main server and screw around with everyone's computers and saved files. Abouttwo hourslater, an announcement was made to immediately turn off all school computers due to the fact that someone had hacked into the school database and was monitoring people's e-mail passwords and projects. I burst out laughing in the hall and I still suspect that one of my friends may have done it.

Well, it probably won't sound that strange, but considering who I am and reputation with friends, I got a girlfriend who graduated college before I graduated high school.

I was on a small rock wall (very small, about 40 cm off the ground) and was leaning off the side of it at one time. I decided to grab out to the nearest support and in the hurry, I sank my hand into a cactus. Actually, that doesn't sound to farfetched but it's the best I've got.

I created God.

Thanks to a really bizzare set of circumstances, I once slept in a tent with 4 girls that I wasn't related to. :oops:MAILER_DAEMON

[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"]Thanks to a really bizzare set of circumstances, I once slept in a tent with 4 girls that I wasn't related to. :oops:mattykovax

I won the game 8)

One time, my friends and I laid down paper towels in the shape of a 30ft. long penis then poured gasoline on them and lit it on fire.

I coerced a U.S. Senator into saying a felony is not an impeachable offense before a large audience.

I was the entertainment at a private fundraising dinner party hosted by the state's Governor.

I won plane tickets in a golf tournament.

...and that was all before finishing high school.

Thanks to a really bizzare set of circumstances, in a tent I once slept with 4 girls that I wasn't related to. :oops:MAILER_DAEMON

Now mine. A few years back I got so drunk that I blacked out - not physically, but beyond a certain point I have no mental recollection of the evening. The next day I saw myself on the news as a passerby in a segment on one of the heritage buildings, saying that they should restore it to its original state and forget about the proposal to turn it into a homeless shelter. They had to insert a beep into my sentence of "Find those **bleep**ing hippies somewhere else away from town."DJ_Lae

[QUOTE="DJ_Lae"]Now mine. A few years back I got so drunk that I blacked out - not physically, but beyond a certain point I have no mental recollection of the evening. The next day I saw myself on the news as a passerby in a segment on one of the heritage buildings, saying that they should restore it to its original state and forget about the proposal to turn it into a homeless shelter. They had to insert a beep into my sentence of "Find those **bleep**ing hippies somewhere else away from town."mattykovax

I coerced a U.S. Senator into saying a felony is not an impeachable offense before a large audience.

I was the entertainment at a private fundraising dinner party hosted by the state's Governor.

I won plane tickets in a golf tournament.

...and that was all before finishing high school.

Oleg_Huzwog

where did you go with the plane tickets? :P

[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"]Thanks to a really bizzare set of circumstances, in a tent I once slept with 4 girls that I wasn't related to. :oops:DJ_Lae

[QUOTE="DJ_Lae"][QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"]Thanks to a really bizzare set of circumstances, in a tent I once slept with 4 girls that I wasn't related to. :oops:MAILER_DAEMON

i found 2 i pods in the same car.

i found 2 i pods in the same car.

1bigsmoke55

When i was 10 i had a long(about an inch and a half) tooth grow out the top of my mouth. when the dentist removed it i saw that it was very thin and sharp and it looked almost like a javelin.

[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"][QUOTE="DJ_Lae"] Awesome. It also sounds a bit filthier when you move those three words ahead.FalcoLX

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

I coerced a U.S. Senator into saying a felony is not an impeachable offense before a large audience.

I was the entertainment at a private fundraising dinner party hosted by the state's Governor.

I won plane tickets in a golf tournament.

...and that was all before finishing high school.

pvtdonut54

where did you go with the plane tickets? :P

Took the gf on a floatplane sightseeing trip around nearby glaciers, stopping off at a remote village for a salmon bake.

Lets see:
Me and my HS marching band played for President Bush, who gave a speech RIGHT BY the school in an airplane hangar.

Thesame marching band and I were part of the Detroit Thanksgiving day Parade.

I am currently involved with a film production company that is filming their first feature film with the help ofthe set director who worked on Jarhead (at least I think thats what his involvement was in the movie).

My friend/cousin was ranked like #3 or so at one point on Soul Calibur 4.

My roomate is the guy in the infamous "curb stomp" video thats on E-Baums and started a bunch of copycat vids.

My roomate was also my manager at Wendy's untill he transferred. I still work with his brother, and his dad worked there too but he got fired after 3 arguements with managers last week...

My half-sister was friends with Marshall Matters before he became Eminem.

Thats all I can think of now....

Changes the meaning entirely, since nothing happened. xDMAILER_DAEMON

Changes the meaning entirely, since nothing happened. xDMAILER_DAEMON

[QUOTE="1bigsmoke55"]

i found 2 i pods in the same car.

skinny_man_69

my dad works the Audi car sales company, so he sells Nissans, Toyota, and Porrsches.

One night while i was going to get his glasses, i found two I-Pods in the glove compartment.

[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"][QUOTE="FalcoLX"]Is that what they told you to say?;)

skinny_man_69

I was working at my grandparents flower shop one summer when it was robbed. My grandmother was grabbed and they held a gun to her and took everything in the cash register and then stuck us in one of the fridges that they kept flowers. Luckily he didnt know what it could be unlocked from the inside and we got out soon after he left and I was able to give the police a lot of detials on what he looked like and he was caught and I got to go to the state D.A.R.E graduation.

[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"][QUOTE="FalcoLX"]Is that what they told you to say?;)

D3nnyCrane

Oh, I forgot. Eiður Smári Guðjohnsen (Eidur Smari Gudjohnsen) of Chelsea and Barcelona fame is my cousin.

I've actually ironed my arm with an iron.

I've never said the F-word.

I'm Icelandic (no, really).

I was chased by a farmer on an ATV.

When I was like 10, I was at an amusement park with my friend and he wouldn't stop singing that "Splish Splash I was takin' a bath" song, and eventually it came on the speakers at the park.

I asked for a girl's IM and she gave it to me. :lol:

:|

I have visions of future actions in my dreams.

The closest I've ever come to swearing was saying "dang".

I forgot something else:

I will have my name 4 in the credits of two movies. I helped behind the set for the independant movie "The Friends Guide to Beer and Sex" and was an extra, and I have helped on the set and was an extra in the movie "Legion" *title subject to change* which hasn't been finished yet.

Old thread ftw.