Post Stupid things youve done when you wake up, or when youre really tired

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#1 The_Moo_Man
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One morning I set my alarm clock earlier than usual and i tried to turn off my alarm clock by turning on and off my lamp next to my bed, lol. i was like "WHY ISNT IT SHUTTING UP!?!?"
And just now, i took a nap at 5pm, and woke up at 7:30pm and i thought it was 7:30 am and i thought i was late for school, so even though it was dark outside, i was still convinced. and after a few second of running around and realizing my parents are home (they go to work early) i saw tat it was 7:30 pm, not am. lol i felt stupid.
Any of u guys?

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#2 spinecaton
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You know how sometimes you wake up and turned on? Well I ended up getting into a sword fight with myself.
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#3 Creeping_Wolf
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I woke up, and thought (just for a second, mind you) that life was really worth getting out of bed for.
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#4 gameguy6700
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Once I had a dream I was eating pancakes. When I woke up I found that both my hands were clenching my bedsheets which were in my mouth and had obviously been chewed on for god only knows how long.

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#5 Custodian405
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You know how sometimes you wake up and turned on? Well I ended up getting into a sword fight with myself.spinecaton


Morning wood?

Anyways, sometimes i wake up on my stomach and i try and do a push up to lift my self of the bed and i cant and i start to panic because its like im trapped on my stomach.

One other time i was dreaming that my lfoot was being bitten by a snake and it was actually hurting. I woke up to find that i had left a book on my bed and the sharp corner was jabbing at my foot.

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#6 a55assin
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*One last message before sleep* The first thing I do is hunt for innocent victims and sometimes torture them before drinking from their life source.
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#7 x4skill
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and woke up at 7:30pm and i thought it was 7:30 am The_Moo_Man

 

my friend did that once, but he wasn't tired or just waking up.  he was just really drunk

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#8 Vax45
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I woke up from a really odd dream and felt like I was falling. After I... caught? myself and tried to get out of bed, I tripped over my bedsheets and fell over, but my head hitting the wall broke my fall.
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#9 NavigatorsGhost
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I woke up and had to puke. I didn't want to get it on the floor and there was no time to get to the bathroom or the garbage can. So I ended up puking in a 2 liter bottle. Needless to say it didn't go so well since the opening on a two liter is quite small.
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#10 double_decker
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I woke up and thought I got dressed but didn't realize I was still only in my boxers until I got to the bus stop and someone mentioned something, I missed the bus when I went home to get dressed and ended up having the day off school 8)
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#11 masterchief2512
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I hit the snooze on my alarm clock but it didn't go off so I just kept punching it harder and harder and eventually slapped it all the way across the room.  I didn't realise it was actually a book until I heard the paper tearing.
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#12 reservoir_doggy
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Sometimes I just ramble to my mom like i have been talking to her for an hour until I realize that im just talking jibberish and saying nothing that you can understand.
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#13 Poedon
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woken up by my alarm clock and turn on the stereo and wonder why the alarm clock is still going off. one night i kept snoozing instead of turning off the alarm, i don't know why it was set for like 11:00 pm anyway.
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i tryed to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock, acciendly hit the button to my 500 watt stero and the volume was on like 42, so my nieghbors were going WTF!!!!!!!!!! and it was like 5am
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#15 double_decker
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i tryed to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock, acciendly hit the button to my 500 watt stero and the volume was on like 42, so my nieghbors were going WTF!!!!!!!!!! and it was like 5am2ndWonder
sounds like an abrupt way to wake up :lol:
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#16 kitty  Moderator
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[QUOTE="2ndWonder"]i tryed to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock, acciendly hit the button to my 500 watt stero and the volume was on like 42, so my nieghbors were going WTF!!!!!!!!!! and it was like 5amdouble_decker
sounds like an abrupt way to wake up :lol:

it was a good way to get the block woke up, at least nobody was late for school/work, but that scared the hell outta me. i was like wtf!!!!!!! who is playing all that music this early and come to find out it was my stero. i felt like such a dumb@$$
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#17 Stillmatic91
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!!! Here's something I've done and also how I got my first scar, I woke up on a saturday, apparently I did not turn my alarm clock off, I guess the high volume shocked me so I got up very quicky, OWWWW! there was a small spring sticking out of my bed and I deeply scratched my back, you can still see the mark.
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#18 Sunsha
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I woke up, and thought (just for a second, mind you) that life was really worth getting out of bed for.Creeping_Wolf
I dare say this is the only post in this topic that I actually was amused by.
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#19 double_decker
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it was a good way to get the block woke up, at least nobody was late for school/work, but that scared the hell outta me. i was like wtf!!!!!!! who is playing all that music this early and come to find out it was my stero. i felt like such a dumb@$$2ndWonder
Atleast nobody called you in and got you in trouble for noise ordinance:)
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#20 BlackVII
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I woke up from a really odd dream and felt like I was falling. After I... caught? myself and tried to get out of bed, I tripped over my bedsheets and fell over, but my head hitting the wall broke my fall.Vax45
That happens to me once a week. Lol.
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#21 Canuck3000
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I was really tried and I was also really pissed off.

 

I snaped my cell phone in half. 

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#22 skullkrusher13
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this isn't me, but everytime I've been in a hotel, the day I check out, I always set the alarm for like 3:30 am :twisted:

I bet I've pissed off a lot of people doing that :lol:

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#23 Canuck3000
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this isn't me, but everytime I've been in a hotel, the day I check out, I always set the alarm for like 3:30 am :twisted:

I bet I've pissed off a lot of people doing that :lol:

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:lol: Damn, that's great.
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#24 southy787
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Scraped my face along the corner of my desk :cry:
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#25 ReapX
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I yell random things when my mom wakes me up thinking that I'm still in my dream.
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#26 alex1889
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i thought there was a zebra stuck to my ceiling, it was a wtf moment
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#27 grisibur
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I shot a pair of stupid birdies (no worry it was just a seagull and a pigeon) that was rather disturbing as they had been making sounds all night long, and that is why people you sould always have a gun within a meter form yourself.
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#28 Stillmatic91
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i thought there was a zebra stuck to my ceiling, it was a wtf momentalex1889

Thats more than  a wtf moment. Drug relapse?

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#29 Stillmatic91
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oww I'm tired now and I accidentally poked myself in the eye with the edge of my I-pod
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#30 southy787
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I shot a pair of stupid birdies (no worry it was just a seagull and a pigeon) that was rather disturbing as they had been making sounds all night long, and that is why people you sould always have a gun within a meter form yourself.grisibur
You scare me :(
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#31 Elektrakosh
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When I was on my seventh day of insomnia a finally got some rest. I woke to find that I was in bed absolutely starkers except one thing....I had my shoes on!:lol:
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[QUOTE="alex1889"]i thought there was a zebra stuck to my ceiling, it was a wtf momentStillmatic91

Thats more than  a wtf moment. Drug relapse?

i ate a bottlecap i found on the pavement :l
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#33 Stillmatic91
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The evil drug, bottle caps...
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#34 Dethshoot
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In my dream that night, at the end of it I reached for the keys in my pocket (had to open a door in the dream) and then I wake up because my dad walks in. Then he sees that my hand is in my boxers. He then says, "You must've liked your dream', and leaves the room.

I felt embarrassed :oops: 

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#35 Stillmatic91
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In my dream that night, at the end of it I reached for the keys in my pocket (had to open a door in the dream) and then I wake up because my dad walks in. Then he sees that my hand is in my boxers. He then says, "You must've liked your dream', and leaves the room.

I felt embarrassed :oops: 

Dethshoot

:P Similar situations, don't even try to explain.

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#36 momo372
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I had a dream that I was in a coma and i Woke up unconcious :|
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#37 momo372
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I had a dream that I was in a coma and i Woke up unconcious :|momo372
oh and I had a dream where i was eating a marshmellow, but the weird thing is is that when i woke up my pillow was gone...
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#38 Dethshoot
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[QUOTE="momo372"]I had a dream that I was in a coma and i Woke up unconcious :|momo372
oh and I had a dream where i was eating a marshmellow, but the weird thing is is that when i woke up my pillow was gone...

Yup.. that happened to you alright...
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#39 branketra
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I was asleep from 7:30 P.M. to 7:30 P.M., so I slept for 24 hours. I woke up and was like,"Is dinner ready yet?" My mom was like, you've been asleep since last night." I walked off and tried to do something that would compensate for this mini-hibernation, but I ended up playing some game or something.
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#40 skinnypete91
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woke up at 9pm, thinking it was am, pooed my pants thinking i was late

once, i woke up at 3 am by accident, got dressed for school (in full uniform) then went back to bed lol. woke up hours later feeling very confused

often, ill be half awake in the morning, still kinda dreaming and acting out the dream. its really wierd... i was trying to play xbox but with no controller in my hand lol... i do stuff like that a lot when im half asleep

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I went to a party, didn't drink any alcohol....woke up the next day and couldn't remember what the hell happened.  I remembered bits, but was convinced it was a dream, so I rang my friend and checked :lol: That was pretty stupid, was a horrible feeling.
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#42 Bourbons3
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Countless times have I woken up thinking it was a Saturday, but in fact it was a Friday :cry:
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#43 southy787
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Countless times have I woken up thinking it was a Saturday, but in fact it was a Friday :cry:Bourbons3
Ouch, that must suck.
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#44 staindcoldlp
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I was really tired one day and thought my glasses were on my bed. I wanted to put them away so I dont' sleep on them. Right in front of my face.
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#45 tzar3
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I dont know why but last time I woke up I put the remote control for the t.v on the freezer, later on I wanted to see t.v and I was like " Were the hell is the remote?''
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#46 Gigagamer2
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the most stupid thing ive done like that is i woked up on a saturday believing it was a tuesday. That was weird

 

i did once wake up crying after a dream but i would think thats normal (especially for a 6 year old back then) 

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#47 kyleali11
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I can't believe I even wake up anymore. :|
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#48 Cyrax-Sektor
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I once put a pair of scissors in the fridge late at night with the tape.
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I was visiting an old friend and he let me stay in his room. Then in the morning his mom walked in the room and I had morning wood. It was a bit odd talking to her after.
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Well first the classic. I went to the bathroom and pissed in the hamper, then threw my boxers in the toilet.

Another time I made my bed, then forgot I was getting up. I though I was going to bed and unmade it again, then realized I just got up and had to make it again. Ruined my day pretty much.

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