POST your embarrassing dreams!

Everyone gets to dream about sex except IcyToasters :(

I had a dream where I was in a crowd of women and some guy with a gasmask started raping everyone. He instantly impregnated about 10 women and they all started launching dozens of bloody deformed babies all over the concrete and the sky. One of the babies hit my eye and I went blind. I then found a knife and stabbed myself and woke up. It was embassing to talk about but eventually after I got it out I felt good about it.The_OT_Man

Silent Hill?

I have been having dreams about a girl I like and how she is never close to me, she will be in my class but she won't notice me, there was one where she was in a talent show and I wanted to see her but I missed her, I always end up feeling bad.

Everyone gets to dream about sex except IcyToasters :(

IcyToasters

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Everyone gets to dream about sex except IcyToasters :(

TheShadowLord07

Think about how I feel, I dream about getting rejected.:(

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Everyone gets to dream about sex except IcyToasters :(

metroidprime55

I havent either. the fact people can remember these dream amazes me a little

Think about how I feel, I dream about getting rejected.:(

By Samus.

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I havent either. the fact people can remember these dream amazes me a little

Necrifer

Think about how I feel, I dream about getting rejected.:(

By Samus...

It's funny, I have never had a dream about meeting my favorite video game characters, I need to learn how to do alusid dreaming.

thought i had a foursome with my sub teacher and two girls in my class. not goodkiller_beanz

Were the two girls from your class hot?

thought i had a foursome with my sub teacher and two girls in my class. not good

killer_beanz

Were they hot?

I had a sexy lady waiting in bed for me and my freinds kept busting in with random tasks for me to complete.

the other dream that I have in mind is too embarrassing.

OK guys, I just remembered an old dream I had that really freaked me out:

So it starts with me waking up and walking outside to see a very foggy and dark version of my neighborhood, my mom is gone and there are kids outside look for their parents, so I join them and as we walk around I notice that the houses have boarded up windows and doors and there are triangles painted on almost every house. After so walking we reach a swamp where we find what may have taken our parents, I am pretty sure it was a really weird looking alien.

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Were the two girls from your class hot?

metroidprime55

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thought i had a foursome with my sub teacher and two girls in my class. not good

Necrifer

Were they hot?

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thought i had a foursome with my sub teacher and two girls in my class. not good

killer_beanz

Were they hot?

Hmm, I wish erections came that easy, maybe I shouldn't have looked at that porn.

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thought i had a foursome with my sub teacher and two girls in my class. not good

killer_beanz

Were they hot?

yeah. i get a boner thinkin about them, let alone the dream

Aw, dream sex with hot girls...Lucky.:P

Hmm, I wish erections came that easy, maybe I shouldn't have looked at that porn.

metroidprime55

Just think really hard about it.

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Hmm, I wish erections came that easy, maybe I shouldn't have looked at that porn.

Necrifer

Just think really hard about it.

About the porn, but it was so dirty it was gross, yet somehow nice, hmm, I can feel a little something.

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Hmm, I wish erections came that easy, maybe I shouldn't have looked at that porn.

metroidprime55

Just think really hard about it.

About the porn, but it was so dirty it was gross, yet somehow nice, hmm, I can feel a little something.

Riiight...think really hard about it...right? Get it?...Ah, forget it.

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Just think really hard about it.

Necrifer

About the porn, but it was so dirty it was gross, yet somehow nice, hmm, I can feel a little something.

Riiight...think really hard about it...right? Get it?...Ah, forget it.

Oh I got the hard part, yeah, good joke...i guess.

Erm...had sex with this girl, which in reality, have no attraction towards to.

Not to mention she annoyed me every single moment whenever we saw each other at school. -_-

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About the porn, but it was so dirty it was gross, yet somehow nice, hmm, I can feel a little something.

metroidprime55

Riiight...think really hard about it...right? Get it?...Ah, forget it.

Oh I got the hard part, yeah, good joke...i guess.

No, I knew you got it...Hey, "I guess"?! What's that supposed to mean?! Huh, am I not funny enough for you? Well, you know what, there are plenty of other comedy-starved people around here.:cry:

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Riiight...think really hard about it...right? Get it?...Ah, forget it.

Necrifer

Oh I got the hard part, yeah, good joke...i guess.

No, I knew you got it...Hey, "I guess"?! What's that supposed to mean?! Huh, am I not funny enough for you? Well, you know what, there are plenty of other comedy-starved people around here.:cry:

Well, back to seriousness, my predicament is that porn has given a 15 year old partial erectil dysfuntion and the only way he can arouse himself is if he...touches himself, this is an emergency!

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Oh I got the hard part, yeah, good joke...i guess.

metroidprime55

No, I knew you got it...Hey, "I guess"?! What's that supposed to mean?! Huh, am I not funny enough for you? Well, you know what, there are plenty of other comedy-starved people around here.:cry:

Well, back to seriousness, my predicament is that porn has given a 15 year old partial erectil dysfuntion and the only way he can arouse himself is if he...touches himself, this is an emergency!

Ask OT if it's such an emergency.

/Rhymey

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About the porn, but it was so dirty it was gross, yet somehow nice, hmm, I can feel a little something.

metroidprime55

Riiight...think really hard about it...right? Get it?...Ah, forget it.

Oh I got the hard part, yeah, good joke...i guess.

Think about how I feel, I dream about getting rejected.:(

metroidprime55

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Think about how I feel, I dream about getting rejected.:(

IcyToasters

The feeling of disapointment in my dreams, ugh, I need a girlfriend bad.

One of my dreams the girl had 3 bewbs...twas weired...

Had a random sex dream last night...I turned into a chick halfway through it O.o

Only one of you have had a dream as nearly as creepy (not embarrasing) as mine that i have every night.

I've had dreams of an adult nature and those are embarassing. Even if they're 'normal' it's still weird because they can involve anyone. And they have.

I also recently had a dream about entropyecho :oops: but I swear I have no clue what it was about. But it wasn't of an adult nature, just to be clear.

it always involves sex, with very hot women, i've got it on the brain:(

I've never had sex in any of my dreams, seriously how does it feel? Like real life sex? :?

EDIT: My most embarrassing moment would be walking naked in a public market, I thought it was real life but then I am really glad it was all a ****ing nightmare.

I once had a dream where a fat chick like the one in jackass is crushing me under her, ewww.:(.johny300

I laid down on the bed at a mutual friends house because I wasn't feeling good while she and my buddies were in the other room. She thought it would be hilarious to jump on me while I was sleeping and tickle me. She weighed about 350 pounds. I thought I was going to die.

On topic... I was playing way too much World of Warcraft for a while and I had a dream that I was a Death Knight and someone was interviewing me asking me about my life. Apparently I was talking in my sleep the entire time and it was actually my wife laying next to me asking me some of the questions. I woke up and she laughing so hard she was crying. I guess at one point I said something like "Oh, well I heard it from my Death Sword Voldort" (something like that)

On topic... I was playing way too much World of Warcraft for a while and I had a dream that I was a Death Knight and someone was interviewing me asking me about my life. Apparently I was talking in my sleep the entire time and it was actually my wife laying next to me asking me some of the questions. I woke up and she laughing so hard she was crying. I guess at one point I said something like "Oh, well I heard it from my Death Sword Voldort" (something like that)

Atmanix

Oh my god, I would've enjoyed it if I was the interviewer :lol:

I had a Halo-based dream the other night, which wasn't so much embarrassing as it was totally awesome.

I had a Halo-based dream the other night, which wasn't so much embarrassing as it was totally awesome.

Business_Fun

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I had a Halo-based dream the other night, which wasn't so much embarrassing as it was totally awesome.

warownslife

My memories are a little hazy now, but from what I recall I was on my own, infiltrating a country villa by night (what the Covenant were doing in a country villa is anybody's guess). I had my Magnum and put down a few Grunts, and at one point I did a rather cool Max Payne-style backwards dive, guns blazing. I think I woke up at that point :(

stupid random sex dream with family members.. :cry:HitomiChan

Wowsers :shock:

All I seem to get are dreams where I'm walking about with no clothes on, but to be honest I seem to just get over it and carry on as usual in these dreams. My dreams don't make any sense though, it usually just turns in to a random illogical sequence of events.