I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
Well......I don't go robot every morning....in the shower...:?.....but I do some push ups, and if I have time, sit ups, to get the blood flowing. Then I get an apple and run as fast as I can to the bus so I don't miss it.
First: I wake up. Second: I wreck myself in bed. Third: I get in the shower. Fourth: I wreck myself in the shower. Fifth: I iron a shirt. Sixth: I put it on; pontificate on how this morning's self-wreackages have proceeded. Seven: If I have time, I'll go ahead and wreck myself. Eight: Shaving, pants, etc... Nine: I go through the day, waiting for the next time in which I am able to wreck myself.
Not nearly as cool as the terminator thing, but still nice.
1. Get woken up at 9:30am by the sound of my own tinitus 2. Anticipate the event of having to bend down to put my socks on 3. Toilet and teeth whilst thinking, "If someone doesn't clean that shower curtain..." 4. Put bed quilt flat, collect dirty plates and cups, check myself out in the mirror 5. Go downstairs for the internet/open uni course
alarm goes off at 8 dont get up to about 9.15 LATE!!!!!!!!........ i fall out of bed which wakes me up shower,pee,brush teeth eat and get my next door neighbour to drive me to school
You know, the usual. I sleep half an past the time my alarm clock goes off, then I turn it off so I can sleep for another half hour. At that point I have about 10 minutes to get to school, so I grab a Pop-Tart or 2, then get in the car and drive to school, get there about 15 seconds before the bell. Thank God.
I wake up sometime between 7:00, and 10:00 (depending on how late I was up the night before), brush my teeth, wash my face, fix my hair, and get dressed. nothing too weird.
alarm wakes me up at 7:30 am. lay a bed for anotehr 15mins. stand up, yawn, walk to bathroom have a shower and urinate at same time (yes i wee in the shower) get out dry my self, brush teeth use mouth wash, get dressed, gel hair.
time is usually 8:10 by them. then i go into the kitchen make toast, eat it. leave house at 8:20. walk to bus stop. get bus to college.
EDIT: lol @ TC, im serously thinking about doing your morning ritual!
First: I wake up. Second: I wreck myself in bed. Third: I get in the shower. Fourth: I wreck myself in the shower. Fifth: I iron a shirt. Sixth: I put it on; pontificate on how this morning's self-wreackages have proceeded. Seven: If I have time, I'll go ahead and wreck myself. Eight: Shaving, pants, etc... Nine: I go through the day, waiting for the next time in which I am able to wreck myself.
Not nearly as cool as the terminator thing, but still nice.
After waking up, I do my daily kicks. A high kick, medium kick, low kick, repeat for two minutes. Then I put my face on and eat some chow before starting to post here and typing my book.
Wake up at 6:40. Snooze one-two times. Get in the shower. Get out of the shower. Get dressed. Toast and eat a bagel. Hit Gamespot. Get all my stuff ready. Bike to the bus stop. Catch the bus.
[QUOTE="kilgoreTrout_xl"]First: I wake up. Second: I wreck myself in bed. Third: I get in the shower. Fourth: I wreck myself in the shower. Fifth: I iron a shirt. Sixth: I put it on; pontificate on how this morning's self-wreackages have proceeded. Seven: If I have time, I'll go ahead and wreck myself. Eight: Shaving, pants, etc... Nine: I go through the day, waiting for the next time in which I am able to wreck myself.
Not nearly as cool as the terminator thing, but still nice.
for class at nine I: phone alarm goes off at 7:51 regular alarm goes off at 7:54 roll out of bed around 8 into the shower dressed with glass of water, frusion, and granola bar at 825ish check my sites till about 8:40 off to class
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