Post your PICK UP LINES here

Nice hair, but it would look better on my lap

Me: Do you like animals?

her: yes

me: would you ever kiss a bunny on the nose?

her: yes

me: *empties pockets and pulls the pockets out *

hey girl are you an alien, 'cuz your body is outta this world!

lame, i know

how about..

hey babe why dont we make like two sexually-aroused homo-sapiens and copulate?

dont worry, i know i fail....

Nice hair, but it would look better on my lap

Me: Do you like animals?

her: yes

me: would you ever kiss a bunny on the nose?

her: yes

me: *empties pockets and pulls the pockets out *

Thessassin

More like kissing an anteater.

[QUOTE="Thessassin"]

Nice hair, but it would look better on my lap

Me: Do you like animals?

her: yes

me: would you ever kiss a bunny on the nose?

her: yes

me: *empties pockets and pulls the pockets out *

freek666

More like kissing an anteater.

more like a koala bear if you "member" is on the small side :lol:

Ford is the best in Texas.

Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?

i hope you like to play catch, cuz you have two balls coming your waylonewolf604

*Walks over to a girl while I'm holding a rose*

ME (talking to the rose): See, I told you, I wasn't lying... do you believe me now?

GIRL: *Looks confused* What are you doing?

ME: Oh sorry, I just had to show this rose how beautiful you are

*in Yoda speak*

"Hmmmm, attractive you are. Tap you I must".

is that a mirror? cos i could swear i could see my self in your pants. Lol. You must be a parking ticket cos you got fine written all over you

If I filp this coin what are the chances of me getting head. :lol:

*in Yoda speak*

"Hmmmm, attractive you are. Tap you I must".

RaZoR_RaiN

"get over here!" Mortal Kombat style.jointed

SuperSexySavage: "Do you hear that?"

Random Girl: "Hear what."

SuperSexySavage: *putting hand over my heart* *singing* Dun nun tish dun nun tish, dun nun tish, FEEL LIKE MAKING LOVE! Dun nun tish, dun nun tish FEEL LIKE MAKING LOVEEEEE! TO YOU!! (throw in a couple pelvic thrusts)

Random Girl: "Oh, Savage, take me!"

Works all the time. 8)

SavageM2

[QUOTE="SavageM2"]RiseAgainst12

Thanks. Kind of getting a bit tired of it myself though. :P

[QUOTE="RiseAgainst12"][QUOTE="SavageM2"]SavageM2

Thanks. Kind of getting a bit tired of it myself though. :P

[QUOTE="SavageM2"]

[QUOTE="RiseAgainst12"] Your avatar is awesome.RiseAgainst12

Thanks. Kind of getting a bit tired of it myself though. :P

How so. :?

[QUOTE="RiseAgainst12"][QUOTE="SavageM2"]

Thanks. Kind of getting a bit tired of it myself though. :P

How so. :?

Hey baby, wanna see my two hander?!

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Does this smell like chloroform to you?Deihjan

Haha funny ones here, props to Deihjan for posting Flash Heart :lol: Here's my contribution:

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."
"The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word."
"I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream."
"There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?"
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

A mate of mine once used this when he was like 7, "hey if you want to be cool kiss me :D".

"Your father must be a confectioner"

Meaning: "You are so sweet" (its very old though, no one says that anymore here)

"Your father must be a confectioner"

Meaning: "You are so sweet" (its very old though, no one says that anymore here)

Teenaged

how cute xD

'You've been a bad boy. Now go to my room!!!'

[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

"Your father must be a confectioner"

Meaning: "You are so sweet" (its very old though, no one says that anymore here)

BiancaDK

how cute xD

I never used that line though (or any line). :P