Post Your Ultimate Pick Up Line

Are your parents retarted, cause your one special lady.

I'm all about sex and bubble gum, and i'm all out of gum

want me to master yo chief B)

you wanna hide in my cardboard box and pretend were just a box?

No idea.. what i'm smoking..

*Varies to whatever your race is, and female sex must be different race. This is an example of a black guy asking a non-black girl*

Guy-"Do you have some black in you?"

Girl-"No"

Guy-"Would you like to?"

I love every bone in your body, including mine.jngbb

[QUOTE="jngbb"]I love every bone in your body, including mine.esb1118

lol
"haha thats funny thats funny.. lol hey i got something
Pull my finger c'mon lol pull my finger lol"

did you get those pants in molten core, because that ass is epic.

nerdy pick up lines are the best.

pick up lines are really lame

and if anyone uses them :evil:

seriously do girls actually fall for pick up lines?

i dont think so

so just talk and be yourself

you dont need no cheesy "pickup lines"

I love every bone in your body, including mine.jngbb

*Substitute "Italian" with whatever race or ethnicity you may be*

You: Hey baby, you got any Italian in you?

Girl: Yes, my father is Italian.

You: Oh.

*walk away*.

"hello"....always works like a charmSerial-No_3404

yup:)

Me: Hey, baby.

Her: Um, hello?

Me: I just have a quick question, baby.

Her: ::laughing:: What might that be?

Me: Baby, do you like a loose **** hole?

Her: Oh god, yeah baby! HOW'D YOU KNOW!?!

Me: Hey, baby.

Her: Um, hello?

Me: I just have a quick question, baby.

Her: ::laughing:: What might that be?

Me: Baby, do you like a loose **** hole?

Her: Oh god, yeah baby! HOW'D YOU KNOW!?!

Manly-manly-man

And thats how I met my girlfriend.

*At a party*

You: Hey there.

Girl: Hey.

You: Look, I know this might seem weird, but I find you very attractive, would you like to go upstairs for a ****?

Girl: Yeah, sure.

You: Really? Oh... now I feel bad for putting that in your drink...

here are some stupid ones I've actually received:

"Oh baby it's so hot today! But you girl, you're even hotter!"

"You complete me" (random guy I spoke to for 5 minutes)

"You're a little weird, yeah you're a little dorky. But if you hang with me you can be salvaged!"

"Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"

"Your smile is so beautiful, it lights up the moon"

here are some stupid ones I've actually received:

"Oh baby it's so hot today! But you girl, you're even hotter!"

"You complete me" (random guy I spoke to for 5 minutes)

"You're a little weird, yeah you're a little dorky. But if you hang with me you can be salvaged!"

"Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"

"You're smile is so beautiful, it lights up the moon"

Pearl_of_Egypt

This one might have been me :oops:

[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

here are some stupid ones I've actually received:

"Oh baby it's so hot today! But you girl, you're even hotter!"

"You complete me" (random guy I spoke to for 5 minutes)

"You're a little weird, yeah you're a little dorky. But if you hang with me you can be salvaged!"

"Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"

"You're smile is so beautiful, it lights up the moon"

shaza91

This one might have been me :oops:

finally I've been looking for you!

How you doin baby? ;)

[QUOTE="shaza91"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

here are some stupid ones I've actually received:

"Oh baby it's so hot today! But you girl, you're even hotter!"

"You complete me" (random guy I spoke to for 5 minutes)

"You're a little weird, yeah you're a little dorky. But if you hang with me you can be salvaged!"

"Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"

"You're smile is so beautiful, it lights up the moon"

Pearl_of_Egypt

This one might have been me :oops:

finally I've been looking for you!

How you doin baby? ;)

:shock: Oh crap, it worked. Um...nice shoes?

Didn't we have this thread yesterday?

I used all my best ones up in that thread, but I'll try some more.

The original. Hey babe, do you work at Subway? Because you gave me a footlong.
My version. Hey babe, do you work at Subway? Because you gave me half a six inch.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

Are you a cannibal? Because you can suck on my flesh all night. (I just made that up. :D)

Do you play Halo multiplayer? Because I want to stick my elongation into your blood gulch.

Didn't we have this thread yesterday?

I used all my best ones up in that thread, but I'll try some more.

The original. Hey babe, do you work at Subway? Because you gave me a footlong.
My version. Hey babe, do you work at Subway? Because you gave me half a six inch.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

Are you a cannibal? Because you can suck on my flesh all night. (I just made that up. :D)

Do you play Halo multiplayer? Because I want to stick my elongation into your blood gulch.

FlaminDeath

Blood gulch? Oh gawd, period fetish. No thanks, man. Ew.

I are teh hung

I love you

(Doesn't work all the time)

Do you have any Greek in you?

When she says no, say "want some"?

"Hey baby lets go back to my place and do some math... it'll be easy. Just add you and me, subtract our cloths, divide your legs, and multiply."

"Do you have a map? Cause I am lost in your eyes."