Post Your Ultimate Pick Up Line

guy:I really wish you were a screen door

girl:why?

guy:so that I could slam you all day long

guy:I really wish you were a screen door

girl:why?

guy:so that I could slam you all day long

Hate_Squad

ROFLMAO!!! Probably my favourite one now.

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guy:I really wish you were a screen door

girl:why?

guy:so that I could slam you all day long

Rob_101

ROFLMAO!!! Probably my favourite one now.

And the best part is that it works every time(in my dreams)

Are your parents retarted, cause your one special lady.

jngbb

:lol:

"i'm gay"

works like a charm with the ladiezz

"i'm gay"

works like a charm with the ladiezz

Stumpt25

...no joke! chicks dig a guy who they think is gay...

Do you like cereal? Cuz you just added some snap in my crackle and pop.

I think heads would roll if anyone ever said most of these to me.

Edit: I dont know how this double posted. Sorry!

Me: hey, can you catch?

Her: umm....yeah.....

Me: good! cause I've got a couple of balls comming your way!

let's play "explosion".I'll lay down and you'll blow me

my **** is dead.Can you give it a mouth-to-mouth?

hey. fat penguin.

or!!

the CIA is after my *****, can you help me hide it?

IS your name Gilette? 'Cause you're the best a man can get.

Nice ass works too.

Hey girl.. I gotta take a crap...

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you"

"Are your legs made of butter? Cause I'd sure love to spread 'em"

I'm sorry, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I get yours? (Works every time)

You give me the Toy Story syndrome - first I got a buzz, then a woody...

*lick finger, put it on her* Better get you outta those wet clothes...

*At a party*

You: Hey there.

Girl: Hey.

You: Look, I know this might seem weird, but I find you very attractive, would you like to go upstairs for a ****?

Girl: Yeah, sure.

You: Really? Oh... now I feel bad for putting that in your drink...

Darth_Tyrev

OMG! That's the best one yet! :lol:

girl you remind me of an overdue library book, you have fine written all over you. Putzwapputzen

That one's actually pretty good. How... weird. :?

I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with u tonight.

I lost my virginity can i have yours.(only for non-virgins)

did you get those pants in molten core, because that ass is epic.

nerdy pick up lines are the best.

blooddemon666

Hahah, mc is old news. :P

This is like a reverse pick up line if anything...

Did it hurt? When your mum dropped you...

(A pardoy of: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven ;))

Did the sun come out or did you just smile

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?Forerunner-117

LMFAO HAHAHA

"get your coat"

Lady replies "why?"

"you`ve pulled"

shut up everyone this is the best one ever

your boobs are almost as big as mine

i used it once.....but than i got slapped. :(

Baby I'll treat you like my homework — I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long

You have nicer legs than an Isosceles triangle.

You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts… it's how you apply the force

I'd like to intercept your slope

Girl, you're like the hottest magma oozing from the Tectonic Plate I'd like to order for you at the best restaurant in town. When our continents collide, you'll feel the sudden craggy upthrust of our brand-new mountain range in every one of your orogenous zones. This is no cheap subduction. I've changed my ways since the Pre-Cambrian. I know what you've heard about me, but I don't just want to make the bedrock, I want to write a new epoch with you.

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Epic Geology geek pickup :P

Girl, you're like the hottest magma oozing from the Tectonic Plate I'd like to order for you at the best restaurant in town. When our continents collide, you'll feel the sudden craggy upthrust of our brand-new mountain range in every one of your orogenous zones. This is no cheap subduction. I've changed my ways since the Pre-Cambrian. I know what you've heard about me, but I don't just want to make the bedrock, I want to write a new epoch with you.

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Epic Geology geek pickup :P

blooddemon666

That was awesome! :lol:

How long did it take you to come up with at?