Questions about Jesus.

Be careful, if you keep asking question the Vatican may decide to take you out.LAZZOR

So what, they use Jesus guns. I'll come back to life three days later :P.

[QUOTE="LAZZOR"]Be careful, if you keep asking question the Vatican may decide to take you out.Video_Game_King

So what, they use Jesus guns. I'll come back to life three days later :P.

Yeah but then they're send Ninja Priest after you who kill and molest you at the same time and nobody wants that.

Be careful, if you keep asking questions the Vatican may decide to take you out.LAZZOR

>_>

...I've got no idea what you're talking about...

*pulls out a pistol*

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

[QUOTE="LAZZOR"]Be careful, if you keep asking question the Vatican may decide to take you out.LAZZOR

So what, they use Jesus guns. I'll come back to life three days later :P.

Yeah but then they're send Ninja Priest after you who kill and molest you at the same time and nobody wants that.

:o! They do? Then the teachings of Ninja Jesus must be true!

Don't worry, its not what you think. Specifically, I'm quite confused about Jesus's water powers. He could turn water into wine, but could he do the reverse? And did the quality of one affect the other? For example, pure water would become holy wine or whatever. And the human body is mostly made of water. Could he turn himself into wine? Is this how he turned his blood into wine? And the most important question of all: could the Son of God walk on wine? Does anybody have the answers?Video_Game_King

1. Yes he can do the reverse

2. Yes the quality of the wine does affect the water

3. Yes he can turn into wine if he wished

4. And yes he can definitely walk on a pool of wine.

How do I know, cause I'm J.C. B****

[QUOTE="LAZZOR"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

[QUOTE="LAZZOR"]Be careful, if you keep asking question the Vatican may decide to take you out.Video_Game_King

So what, they use Jesus guns. I'll come back to life three days later :P.

Yeah but then they're send Ninja Priest after you who kill and molest you at the same time and nobody wants that.

:o! They do? Then the teachings of Ninja Jesus must be true!

He's deadly with a crucifix.

Who cares. It's all about Raptor Jesus.NecroKvltMuffin

Blasphemy!

Be careful, if you keep asking questions the Vatican may decide to take you out.LAZZOR

lol

[QUOTE="NecroKvltMuffin"]Who cares. It's all about Raptor Jesus.LAZZOR

Blasphemy!

BURN THE HERETIC!!!! Quick, somebody hand me some weapons :P!

[QUOTE="LAZZOR"]

[QUOTE="NecroKvltMuffin"]Who cares. It's all about Raptor Jesus.Video_Game_King

Blasphemy!

BURN THE HERETIC!!!! Quick, somebody hand me some weapons :P!

I've got Tom Sizemore or a baseball bat.

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="LAZZOR"]

[QUOTE="NecroKvltMuffin"]Who cares. It's all about Raptor Jesus.LAZZOR

Blasphemy!

BURN THE HERETIC!!!! Quick, somebody hand me some weapons :P!

I've got Tom Sizemore or a baseball bat.

Hmmm....you got Stevey Stabby?

[QUOTE="LAZZOR"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="LAZZOR"]

[QUOTE="NecroKvltMuffin"]Who cares. It's all about Raptor Jesus.Video_Game_King

Blasphemy!

BURN THE HERETIC!!!! Quick, somebody hand me some weapons :P!

I've got Tom Sizemore or a baseball bat.

Hmmm....you got Stevey Stabby?

No but I've got a mint condition drunken Danny De Vito we could use.

Don't worry, its not what you think. Specifically, I'm quite confused about Jesus's water powers. He could turn water into wine, but could he do the reverse? And did the quality of one affect the other? For example, pure water would become holy wine or whatever. And the human body is mostly made of water. Could he turn himself into wine? Is this how he turned his blood into wine? And the most important question of all: could the Son of God walk on wine? Does anybody have the answers?Video_Game_King

oh man thank you so much that made me lol so hard hahahaha i'm still going

*claps* oh thanks :lol:

[QUOTE="NecroKvltMuffin"]Who cares. It's all about Raptor Jesus.LAZZOR

Blasphemy!

Jesus sounds like a drunk.

Am I alone in this sentiment?