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#1 bsman00
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Pastor said 'Lord told me' to abuse girl

http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0709/640594.html

Yeah i bet god told you... what a freaking ass.

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#2 tocklestein2005
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LMFAO...no surprise this article is from Arkansas...

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#3 DJ-Lafleur
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The lord came to me one night in my dreams and told me to post this message in these exact words on gamespot.

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#4 xTheExploited
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Yeah lord told me he didn't tell him to do that. :)
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#5 bsman00
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Funny thing is no one ever says "Satan told me to do it" :lol: which would make more sense

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#6 Bigg_Boi
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People like that sicken me to the core. They give Christianity and all organized religions a bad name.

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#7 twilightpanda
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god has suchgood intentions :)

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#8 roosuu
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People these days...
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#10 thriteenthmonke
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Funny thing is no one ever says "Satan told me to do it" :lol: which would make more sense

bsman00
It's not as good an excuse because if Satan tells you to do something it's expected to be bad. God makes a better excuse because he's good and you don't question what he tells you.
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#11 LessThanMike
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why are people sooooooo dumb
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#12 Aku101
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[QUOTE="bsman00"]

Funny thing is no one ever says "Satan told me to do it" :lol: which would make more sense

thriteenthmonke

It's not as good an excuse because if Satan tells you to do something it's expected to be bad. God makes a better excuse because he's good and you don't question what he tells you.

I think you're on to something here.

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#13 xTheExploited
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[QUOTE="bsman00"]

Funny thing is no one ever says "Satan told me to do it" :lol: which would make more sense

thriteenthmonke
It's not as good an excuse because if Satan tells you to do something it's expected to be bad. God makes a better excuse because he's good and you don't question what he tells you.

He could say Satan took control of him or something along those lines?
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#14 flordeceres
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Nice

God never told me to do anything of the sort, damn...

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#15 thriteenthmonke
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[QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="bsman00"]

Funny thing is no one ever says "Satan told me to do it" :lol: which would make more sense

xTheExploited
It's not as good an excuse because if Satan tells you to do something it's expected to be bad. God makes a better excuse because he's good and you don't question what he tells you.

He could say Satan took control of him or something along those lines?

No, man, he wouldn't want to sound crazy now would he? :P That's probably the best because he would have to do it, I dunno why he didn't go with that.
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#16 XanderKage
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I remember some story about how a man thought his dog was possessed by the devil and told him to kill people... Or was it some movie I saw...? Anyways, it doesn't really sound "better"...

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#17 Birdy09
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People like that sicken me to the core. They give Christianity and all organized religions a bad name.

Bigg_Boi
Well TBH history in general has given them a bad name.
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#18 Forever_Changes
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Wow. A story of sex abuse and pedophilia within the church. Who woulda thunk it.

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#19 Deiuos
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[QUOTE="bsman00"]

Funny thing is no one ever says "Satan told me to do it" :lol: which would make more sense

thriteenthmonke
It's not as good an excuse because if Satan tells you to do something it's expected to be bad. God makes a better excuse because he's good and you don't question what he tells you.

If only either character were real.
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#20 Statutory_AP3
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Wow. A story of sex abuse and pedophilia within the church. Who woulda thunk it.

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True.
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#21 darkodonnie
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"If convicted, Alamo faces 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine on each count." It doesn't make a difference in this specific case since he is 74 years old already so he won't live to be freed from jail if he is convicted of these charges, but it is horrendous that raping an 8 year old could result in anything other than a lifetime sentence.

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#22 darkodonnie
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I remember some story about how a man thought his dog was possessed by the devil and told him to kill people... Or was it some movie I saw...? Anyways, it doesn't really sound "better"...

XanderKage
that was David Berkowitz, and it was his neighbor's dog, but that did really happen somehow
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#23 Saturos3091
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This "pastor" is a piece of worthless, human ****.

Not worthy of belonging to any religious group, organized or not.

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#24 Vandalvideo
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I could see god telling him to do that. I mean, he has a history of egging people on to murder. Don't see why he wouldn't use this kind of tempation.
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#25 stepnkev
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[QUOTE="Bigg_Boi"]

People like that sicken me to the core. They give Christianity and all organized religions a bad name.

Birdy09

Well TBH history in general has given them a bad name.

TBH history has also given religion a good name. The problem is you typically wouldn't here about such things on the History channel or the News. The story in this post I would say is typical of the news you would normally here about. However, many good things come from religion as well.

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#26 import_fighter1
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the lord works in mysterious ways

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#27 XanderKage
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the lord works in mysterious ways

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:lol:

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#28 secondshooter
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LMFAO...no surprise this article is from Arkansas...

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You know, we're not all a bunch of inbred lunkheads who marry our sisters; most of us marry our cousins... There's a difference.
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#29 gamertylers
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[QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="bsman00"]

Funny thing is no one ever says "Satan told me to do it" :lol: which would make more sense

Deiuos

It's not as good an excuse because if Satan tells you to do something it's expected to be bad. God makes a better excuse because he's good and you don't question what he tells you.

If only either character were real.

I'm not reporting anything, but that comment can totally be seen as trolling in a topic like this.

This is just pathetic. No one should use "God told me to" as an excuse for anything bad.

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#30 Guybrush_3
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People who abuse power should get more harsh sentences for crimes they commit.

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#31 needled24-7
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[QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="bsman00"]

Funny thing is no one ever says "Satan told me to do it" :lol: which would make more sense

xTheExploited

It's not as good an excuse because if Satan tells you to do something it's expected to be bad. God makes a better excuse because he's good and you don't question what he tells you.

He could say Satan took control of him or something along those lines?

Well damn, if Satan can take control of a pastor then I guess most of us are ****ed.

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#32 needled24-7
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"Alamo says the trial is part of a Vatican-led conspiracy against him."

lol wut

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#33 Deiuos
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[QUOTE="Deiuos"][QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"] It's not as good an excuse because if Satan tells you to do something it's expected to be bad. God makes a better excuse because he's good and you don't question what he tells you. gamertylers

If only either character were real.

I'm not reporting anything, but that comment can totally be seen as trolling in a topic like this.

This is just pathetic. No one should use "God told me to" as an excuse for anything bad.

How is it considered trolling? There's no intent to troll there -- if you find it offensive somehow, sorry, it's just reality. Saying "This is just pathetic" could be seen as trolling. Making comments that are derogatory is totally trolling.
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#34 shinian
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This is beyond my imagination

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#35 honkyjoe
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Very sad. For the girl and the boy.

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#36 dramaybaz
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He also said to invade and save the World from WMDs.
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#37 clayron
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Is there any instance in the bible wherein Gods commands violence from his followers...?

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#38 weezyfb
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why do people leave there kids alone with priests?
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#39 II_Seraphim_II
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[QUOTE="bsman00"]

Funny thing is no one ever says "Satan told me to do it" :lol: which would make more sense

thriteenthmonke
It's not as good an excuse because if Satan tells you to do something it's expected to be bad. God makes a better excuse because he's good and you don't question what he tells you.

But Satan is really good a decieving people. He is the father of lies, and can fool anyone, so technically, there should be no shame in being fooled by the lord of evil.
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#40 Setsa
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That's bloody horrible.... I honestly hate it when people blame their own fallacies on others.
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#41 pianist
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This guy is messed up on so many levels it's almost incomprehensible. He gets caught after commiting numerous horrible crimes, and what does he do? He blames it on a Vatican conspiracy. A man who is not only a total control freak, but incapable of admiting blame or wrongdoing, and who probably DOES believe that God has given him a special mandate to abuse people and law to his heart's content.

He's not the only one, of course. It's a sad irony that people who lust after power are more likely to acquire it, yet such people are very often the last sort of person who you'd want leading anybody. The rampant corruption in the high end of just about any organization with real influence you can think of - and the brutality of many nations' leaders, both past and present - is no accident.

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#42 Dr_Brocoli
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Christianity at its finest:)
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#43 MgamerBD
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The lord is into some kinky stuff :?
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#44 mindstorm
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Though I do believe God can and does tell us to do specific things with our lives, he never tells us to do something in contradiction with another command. He actually speaks of this specifically...........
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#45 muller39
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anyone can say that what a cop out

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SURE...... :roll:
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#47 stepnkev
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Christianity at its finest:)Dr_Brocoli

Ignorance at its finest:)

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#48 th3warr1or
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People like that sicken me to the core. They give Christianity and all organized religions a bad name.

Bigg_Boi
Agreed.
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#49 Shhadow_Viper
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[QUOTE="Dr_Brocoli"]Christianity at its finest:)stepnkev

Ignorance at its finest:)

Maturity at its finest. :) But seriously that is obviously Christianity at it's worst.
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#50 XilePrincess
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I love how common sense lacks so much in some people.