Roll Call: I need a friend

Watch My Little Ponies on LSD. I mean LCD. Looks really goood.Agent-Zero

My little pony is always good. When I'm a fat, lazy, hairy 30 something year old I'm probably going to sit around watching it shirtless...It's that good.Baconbits2004

You know, I have met some sex craved girls in my life and made out with some.

But my god, I have no words for this one. Can't wait to meet her at her place.:D

It has to be my looks.:P

For all we know you already are.Sunsha

I give you my word it'll take at least 10 years... is my word not as good as gold?

I give you my word it'll take at least 10 years... is my word not as good as gold?Baconbits2004

You know, I have met some sex craved girls in my life and made out with some.

But my god, I have no words for this one. Can't wait to meet her at her place.:D

It has to be my looks.:P

mitu123

I am poor and do not know if gold is good.Sunsha

It is the best.
What is the nicest thing you have seen?

You know, I have met some sex craved girls in my life and made out with some.

But my god, I have no words for this one. Can't wait to meet her at her place.:D

It has to be my looks.:P

mitu123

[QUOTE="mitu123"]

You know, I have met some sex craved girls in my life and made out with some.

But my god, I have no words for this one. Can't wait to meet her at her place.:D

It has to be my looks.:P

Baconbits2004

I honestly don't know what I get myself into, sometimes when I go for sex, racism also gets in the way, that's a long story and happened back in high school though.

I hate her father.:x

[QUOTE="Agent-Zero"]Watch My Little Ponies on LSD. I mean LCD. Looks really goood.Baconbits2004

[QUOTE="mitu123"]

You know, I have met some sex craved girls in my life and made out with some.

But my god, I have no words for this one. Can't wait to meet her at her place.:D

It has to be my looks.:P

Agent-Zero

It is the best. What is the nicest thing you have seen?Baconbits2004

[QUOTE="Agent-Zero"][QUOTE="mitu123"]

You know, I have met some sex craved girls in my life and made out with some.

But my god, I have no words for this one. Can't wait to meet her at her place.:D

It has to be my looks.:P

mitu123

OMFG, I miss the monkeys.:lol:

I honestly don't know what I get myself into, sometimes when I go for sex, racism also gets in the way, that's a long story and happened back in high school though.

I hate her father.:x

mitu123

Women don't like to sleep with you cause you're black?
I've never known anyone to have that problem...

A sparkly black stone.Sunsha

Well my words are much darker, and... perhaps, sparklier than that stone.

[QUOTE="mitu123"]

OMFG, I miss the monkeys.:lol:

I honestly don't know what I get myself into, sometimes when I go for sex, racism also gets in the way, that's a long story and happened back in high school though.

I hate her father.:x

Baconbits2004

Women don't like to sleep with you cause you're black?
I've never known anyone to have that problem...

So many bad memories.:(

And she had a sister...

[QUOTE="mitu123"][QUOTE="Agent-Zero"] Aww yeah get it son!Agent-Zero

[QUOTE="Agent-Zero"][QUOTE="mitu123"] I've been long overdue, lulz.mitu123

Um, she loves black guys, it's just her father doesn't...

mitu123

oh, oh... ohhh.
oh god.
thats not good.
Not good at all. Does he make any lewd remarks around you?

I'm off. Goodnight all.

[QUOTE="mitu123"]

[QUOTE="Agent-Zero"] Haha. Rub one out before you leave your house, so you last longer at her place. :)Agent-Zero

I'm off. Goodnight all.

Calvin079

Good night Cal.
Sorry if I stole your girl... metaphorically of course.

[QUOTE="mitu123"]

Um, she loves black guys, it's just her father doesn't...

Baconbits2004

oh, oh... ohhh.
oh god.
thats not good.
Not good at all. Does he make any lewd remarks around you?

I'm off. Goodnight all.

Calvin079

Well, he has a 12 gauge shotgun and would shoot me if I come near her...

mitu123

I thought you were from Maryland. O.o

[QUOTE="mitu123"]

Well, he has a 12 gauge shotgun and would shoot me if I come near her...

Baconbits2004

I thought you were from Maryland. O.o

[QUOTE="mitu123"]

Well, he has a 12 gauge shotgun and would shoot me if I come near her...

Baconbits2004

I thought you were from Maryland. O.o

Agent, why am I seeing YES twice? Baconbits2004

I don't mind getting some, but I'm not putting my life on the line when there's a chance of death, I got other chicks to meet dammit.

I'm 23 and still need to live!

There's racism in Maryland...mitu123

I won't stand for it...
Tell him I won't stand for it.

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

[QUOTE="mitu123"]

Well, he has a 12 gauge shotgun and would shoot me if I come near her...

Agent-Zero

I thought you were from Maryland. O.o

[QUOTE="Agent-Zero"][QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

I thought you were from Maryland. O.o

Baconbits2004

No they were in like Mississippi or something but they tracked runaway slave to Maryland. That's why the descendents live in Maryland. And I'm sure the guy doesn't hate black guys, he just doesn't want one inside his daughter.

Agent-Zero

^You'll improve.

[QUOTE="mitu123"] There's racism in Maryland...Baconbits2004

I won't stand for it...
Tell him I won't stand for it.

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"][QUOTE="Agent-Zero"] This girls relative's probably were up North hunting runaway slaves, and then they couldn't find them. So they vowed to remain up North until they were found. Then fast forward to the present, and the girl loves the black ****. The irony.Agent-Zero

^You'll improve. [QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

[QUOTE="mitu123"] There's racism in Maryland...mitu123

I won't stand for it...
Tell him I won't stand for it.

What do you mean by improve? Baconbits2004

[QUOTE="mitu123"]

^You'll improve. [QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

I won't stand for it...
Tell him I won't stand for it.

chaoscougar1

I'd dump the girl, no point in being a zoidberg and dying just for sex... Baconbits2004

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]What do you mean by improve? mitu123

Oh, right.
My mind isn't a very focused one.