Satanists: Westboro Baptist founder's deceased mom now gay after grave ritual

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http://www.clarionledger.com/article/20130718/NEWS01/130718016/Satanists-Westboro-Baptist-founder-s-deceased-mom-now-gay-after-Miss-gravesite-ritual?nclick_check=1 A Satanic Temple says Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Pehlps Jr.'s mother is "gay forever" after the group performed a ritual at her gravesite in Meridian. The church, based out of Topeka, Kan.,has made a name for itself since the early 1990s with bombastic rhetoric against the gay community, controversial protests of funerals, and more recently, an appearance at Ole Miss for the idolization of The Blind Side's Michael Oher. The New York-based Satanic Temple, an organization with a goal to support "freedom and the pursuit of happiness for all people," took its own stance against the Westboro Baptist Church this weekend by coming to Mississippi. The temple performed a "Pink Mass" ceremony Sunday at the Meridian grave of Phelps' mother Catherine Johnston to turn her "gay forever." "We believe that Fred Phelps is obligated to believe that his mother is now gay in the afterlife," Temple spokesman Lucien Greaves said in a release. "Further, if beliefs are inviolable rights, nobody has the right to challenge our right to believe that Fred Phelps believes that his mother is now gay." Greaves said the idea for the Pink Mass came during the aftermath of the Boston Marathon bombings when the WBC threatened to protest the funeral of bombing victims. "Members of The Satanic Temple were in Boston, waiting for them, but they failed to show. Later, the WBC issued a statement that they had been present 'in spirit'. We decided that a same-sex couple celebrating ceremony at the grave-site of Fred Phelps's mother was an appropriate way to meet the Westboro Baptists, 'in spirit', but this time on our terms." The Pink Mass ceremony is based on the Mormon practice of baptizing people after their death. The ceremony was performed twice on Sunday. Once with two women kissing over her grave and again with two men. The same-sexed couples expressed their love at the gravesite of Fred Phelps, Jr.s mother before a high priest of the Satanic Temple, who recited an incantation. The group claims that after a Pink Mass has been performed, every time a same sex couple kisses over a gravesite, the now-gay deceased is pleasured in the afterlife.
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#2 deactivated-5b1e62582e305
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That's dumb but funny.

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#3 Judas_
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¡Ha! Love Satan............
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#4 CountBleck12
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I find this to be rather humorous.

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gl & hf

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Funny, but Mormons are the ones who claim to have the power to turn the deceased to their religion.

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gl & hf

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#8 Judas_
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Joke's on the Satanists, though...........Pretty sure he thinks his mother's in hell anyway...........
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#9 mrmusicman247
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actually

i think that's kinda f*cked up...i mean i don't like the westboro church but still.

that's kinda f*cked up

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:lol:
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The WBC believe themselves to be damned, along with everyone else. All they are doing is letting everyone know about it.

The WBC made sure to add that clause so that there would be no retribution against them or their friends/families/allies.

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#12 Saturos3091
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I laughed.

Also humorous:

The Satanic Temple is hoping their recent action will draw attention to the organizations efforts to raise funds so that they may participate in the New York City Department of Transportations Adopt-a-Highway programarticle
 

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So random, but funny none-the-less.

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#14 mrmusicman247
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i guess i'm the only one not seeing the humor. good day chaps
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i guess i'm the only one not seeing the humor. good day chapsmrmusicman247

Come on it's the Westboro Baptist Church being trolled!

If these satanists actually believe in this stuff for real that just makes it even funnier!

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This came to mind for some reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv6Ly2mC_24

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[QUOTE="mrmusicman247"]i guess i'm the only one not seeing the humor. good day chapsLostProphetFLCL

Come on it's the Westboro Baptist Church being trolled!

If these satanists actually believe in this stuff for real that just makes it even funnier!

Pretty sure satanist=/= satan worshipper. They're most likely all atheists.
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#18 LostProphetFLCL
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[QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"]

[QUOTE="mrmusicman247"]i guess i'm the only one not seeing the humor. good day chapsJustBeYourself

Come on it's the Westboro Baptist Church being trolled!

If these satanists actually believe in this stuff for real that just makes it even funnier!

Pretty sure satanist=/= satan worshipper. They're most likely all atheists.

Ah I just meant to refer to the group this story is about.

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#19 applesxc47
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Nicely done, I laughed. Fight bullshit with more bullshit, I like it.

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#20 ferrari2001
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lol what? How can one be gay if they are already dead?
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That was lame.
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Joke's on the Satanists, though...........Pretty sure he thinks his mother's in hell anyway...........Judas_
I lol'd. The ritual was funny too. Was expecting Onion link though...
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:lol: hilarious

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#24 foxhound_fox
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Those aren't Satanists.
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Joke's on the Satanists, though...........Pretty sure he thinks his mother's in hell anyway...........Judas_

But is she gay in Hell? That's the joke.

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#27 mmwmwmmwmwmm
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[QUOTE="mrmusicman247"]i guess i'm the only one not seeing the humor. good day chapsLostProphetFLCL

Come on it's the Westboro Baptist Church being trolled!

If these satanists actually believe in this stuff for real that just makes it even funnier!

i mean... it's pretty obvious they were joking...
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#28 GD-1369211121
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Fred Phelps himself is a closet homosexual. Nothing wrong with that, but apparently he thinks different.

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#29 applesxc47
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For some reason, 'Pink mass' sounds like something someone would name their dick.

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#30 lamprey263
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Ha, they should do this more often.
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#32 ShadowJax04
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Hahahaha. I don't subscribe to any religious mumbo-jumbo but atleast the Westboro baptist church gets a taste of their own medicine this time so I'm good.
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Our Illuminati overlords will be most pleased with this.

the end is nigh sayith the Batarian preacher

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#34 TheFlush
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Satanists vs Westboro baptist church?! That's dumb and dumber...

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:lol:
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lol what? How can one be gay if they are already dead?ferrari2001

Rigor mortis.

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Haha amazing

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You have to fight fire with fire.
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#39 XilePrincess
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If this is the actual Church of Satan, then it's funny, because basically they're just trying to get a rise out of these people and piss them off. They don't believe their 'ritual' actually 'works' in any way, it's just a show.
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#40 Gargus
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¡Ha! Love Satan............Judas_

Fun fact: Satanists dont actually worship satan.

Satan is a hebrew word that predates the bible. It means "resistor". Essentially meaning that satanist just means resistance. Satanists resist the sense of a god that controls everything, they believe that every man is his own god in the sense that every man controls his own destiny and life. Satan in the form of "the devil" was created by christians because christianity is filled with and made up mostly of things they took from others and re-branded as their own.

Satanists are really a form of atheists.

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#42 ShadowJax04
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[QUOTE="Judas_"]¡Ha! Love Satan............Gargus

 

Fun fact: Satanists dont actually worship satan.

 

Satan is a hebrew word that predates the bible. It means "resistor". Essentially meaning that satanist just means resistance. Satanists resist the sense of a god that controls everything, they believe that every man is his own god in the sense that every man controls his own destiny and life. Satan in the form of "the devil" was created by christians because christianity is filled with and made up mostly of things they took from others and re-branded as their own.

 

Satanists are really a form of atheists.

Wrong, there are theistic satanists out there, like the church of Azazel and I believe the temple of Set also performs devil worship but don't hold me  up to that cuz this site right here says they have pretty much stopped doing that.. how credible. :lol:. Anyways there's a bunch of people who worship the devil. You're specifically talking about Laveyan satanism or some other kind of nontheistic satanism but that's not the only kind. I do think you mean LAVEYAN satanism because  you're right that they are the ones who do celebration of the self, that you're your own god and we created God by proxy bla bla..  so I think that's the one you mean, I read the book when I was a teen..  I consider the whole thing a farce but to each their own eh..

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#44 SaintJimmmy
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Thats really funny a ridiculous organization doing something ridiculous to another ridiculous organization
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Wrong, there are theistic satanists out there [...] ShadowJax04
Nope. Those would be devil worshipers or Christian heretics. "Satanists" are those who associate with the Church of Satan, started by Anton LaVey in 1966. There is no other recorded use of the word before LaVey. It's about time, I think, this link be posted and allow the Satanists to properly represent themselves: http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/index.html
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So they stood there, said some words, and supposedly something magical happened.  Same thing with marriage.  Truth is, absolutely nothing actually happened.  

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[QUOTE="ShadowJax04"]Wrong, there are theistic satanists out there [...] foxhound_fox
Nope. Those would be devil worshipers or Christian heretics. "Satanists" are those who associate with the Church of Satan, started by Anton LaVey in 1966. There is no other recorded use of the word before LaVey. It's about time, I think, this link be posted and allow the Satanists to properly represent themselves: http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/index.html

I prefer this one myself

 

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#48 MudoSkills
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I bet WBC are mad about this, but then again, they're mad about everything.
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#49 mAArdman
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So they stood there, said some words, and supposedly something magical happened.  Same thing with marriage.  Truth is, absolutely nothing actually happened.  

hoola



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#50 hoola
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[QUOTE="hoola"]

So they stood there, said some words, and supposedly something magical happened.  Same thing with marriage.  Truth is, absolutely nothing actually happened.  

mAArdman



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