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I bought a grape fruit paddle wacker today
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I bought a grape fruite paddle wacker todayRamboSymbiot
Yay, you've managed not to say anything about armpits.
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[QUOTE="RamboSymbiot"]I bought a grape fruite paddle wacker todayligerz76
Yay, you've managed not to say anything about armpits.

what do you have against arm pits?

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I don't care what you guys say, Limp Bizkit is a good band. nintendorocks
You are the first person to say that(achievement unlocked).
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[QUOTE="ligerz76"][QUOTE="RamboSymbiot"]I bought a grape fruite paddle wacker todayRamboSymbiot

Yay, you've managed not to say anything about armpits.

what do you have against arm pits?

Why do you always post stuff about armpits?
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#25 RamboSymbiot
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[QUOTE="RamboSymbiot"]

[QUOTE="ligerz76"][QUOTE="RamboSymbiot"]I bought a grape fruite paddle wacker todayligerz76

Yay, you've managed not to say anything about armpits.

what do you have against arm pits?

Why do you always post stuff about armpits?

I have over 6000 posts. Only 2-3 of those posts have anything to do about armpits. Besides this one...

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I would like for you to touch me and then lick my eye and inside my nose.
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Bonus:

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#29 ligerz76
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[QUOTE="ligerz76"][QUOTE="RamboSymbiot"]

[QUOTE="ligerz76"][QUOTE="RamboSymbiot"]I bought a grape fruite paddle wacker todayRamboSymbiot

Yay, you've managed not to say anything about armpits.

what do you have against arm pits?

Why do you always post stuff about armpits?

I have over 6000 posts. Only 2-3 of those posts have anything to do about armpits. Besides this one...

Well half the time I look at your posts you say something about armpits, but that's only lately. I hate armpits anyways.
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I would like for you to touch me and then lick my eye and inside my nose.NecroKvltMuffin
Actually...
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Seven eleven waffle lock pencil sharpener phone book Rosie O'Donnel flower phone book picture.whos_next000
I was sooo, just thinking that!!
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I would like for you to touch me and then lick my eye and inside my nose.NecroKvltMuffin

Ive said that before but just that section and I am not kidding. Me and my friend googie are always talking about licking eyes.

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If it would be of no inconvience, I would like lather your face in honey and lick it all up very sensually whilst filming said act so I can watch it over and over whenever I want to.
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If it would be of no inconvience, I would like lather your face in honey and lick it all up very sensually whilst filming said act so I can watch it over and over whenever I want to.NecroKvltMuffin
He said "whilst" you are my new hero sir.
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hey guys whats up
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The cake, A lie it is.
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The cake is a truth
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[QUOTE="RamboSymbiot"][QUOTE="ligerz76"][QUOTE="RamboSymbiot"]

[QUOTE="ligerz76"][QUOTE="RamboSymbiot"]I bought a grape fruite paddle wacker todayligerz76

Yay, you've managed not to say anything about armpits.

what do you have against arm pits?

Why do you always post stuff about armpits?

I have over 6000 posts. Only 2-3 of those posts have anything to do about armpits. Besides this one...

Well half the time I look at your posts you say something about armpits, but that's only lately. I hate armpits anyways.

You hate armpits? But they smell so good

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The cake is a truthmunu9

Good day sir. I say, GOOD DAY!

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hey guys whats upMoonSpoon

Im just chillin like a villin tryin ta make a million, know whu im feelin?

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"Justing is NOT a chronic masturbater."ff7fan2
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