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#151 Brainkiller05
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This one time i trampolined over the cat's big blue dog :)
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#152 -Xcalibur-
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That cell phone has the largest piece of retina I've ever seen in my Christmas card.
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#153 Empty-handed
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I meet a girl and she said she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later she made the come true
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#154 Shiggums
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[QUOTE="Shiggums"]"Me, this french prostitute, and that donkey over there are gonna exchange STDs for a bit, be right back"FlaminDeath
I do that every Saturday man.

and here I thought I was original :cry:

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#155 SaintBlaze
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I flabbergastered six kittens with a wanker stick. :|
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#156 xNJN
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I'm going steady with your dog.

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#157 xNJN
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Hillary Clinton is an attractive woman.ConBro

I would actually do her. I'd like her to be a little dominant :P.

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#158 skinnypete91
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Wooden legs are hard to break.
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#159 dragpumk88
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Angelina Jolie is ugly.
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#160 Lab392
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Life is like cheese, but death is better because it's like fried ice cream: Sooo, sooo, sweet.
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#161 Kikouken
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Your momma married osama binladin and had 15 kids.

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#162 -Sniper99-
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My sheet of weather tracking attacked my remote control which then turned on my drum machine and ate a large pie that tasted like a keyboard.
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#163 nintendoman562
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Do a barrel roll. Oh wait...
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#164 A3trix
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Blow me! :lol:
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#165 wii4panta
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"My father is a virgin lesbian."

If someone has told that they surely have a messed up father... O_o

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#166 JLAudio7
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Celine Dion is a terrible singer.
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#167 Video_Game_King
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The alien penis is growing to massive proportions, and it may destroy the Popsicle District!
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#168 freeze893
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See spot run.
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#170 atst007
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gsgoasdngvlsndog sdgkaengolqaeog gaeoghaoefgoa sfnoauwbgobaegou meglasnglinsogn sdgnosngoas gjdoaigoandg ildgosnigos gjspignpsrig fghpsng-aekgvwsgsjmegvm sigpaeg'mzsogn adgvpmngbv[arfdg sam g[azsbhparfdgpn oedg[amgepaegn odgpazngip.

I don't think anyone has ever said that.

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#171 Morphic
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Stinky colon rats sure do up the acid in farts.
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#172 Proobie44
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John Mayer is an amazing guitarist
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#173 WTFAlice123
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Lets go beat a rubber chicken with a doodle monkey....
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#174 DivergeUnify
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I tickled the Elephant cloud below my armpit
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#175 salty5674
Member since 2006 • 927 Posts

Hows this:

"I bought the Jeff Gerstmann killer (Kane & Lynch) yesterday cause I actually liked it and I'm glad he got fired."

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#176 Never_Fear
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The walruses who eat penguins but get eaten by grasshoppers sometimes think to themselves what they've been trying to say to themselves all along. :|

Freaking emo walruses...

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#177 GettingTired
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If five polar bears ponder existential questions, then penguins must have eaten Bon Jovi.
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#178 ReapX
Member since 2003 • 3571 Posts
Pwnzora's box!
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#179 martialbullet
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Britney Spears is a refined, intelligent, talented and kind hearted woman.

God I feel horrible saying that.

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#180 iwokojance
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What are you looking at?! So I like to eat my own poop. Deal with it!

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#181 -R3Vo
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Let's go to the magical magic thing place.
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#182 gorilazandgames
Member since 2006 • 7937 Posts

flkja;klj;kaldsj als;kfjadskljkldfjg ;lkfdsjgklsgjdsfklgsjdfkl jgfgjlsfdhjklfdsg lgjdsfkl;gjsg.

/win.

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#183 DarKre
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My middle pineapple is so deranged that she went to Australia.
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#184 LLCoolKo
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A cow really does eat the suffer in freezing oven giants.

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#185 hokies1313
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Sir, would you please remove the bacon from my apple pie.
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#186 shoeman12
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marcus fenix killed jesse james in 2020 with an ultra uber space laser while eating a horse that was sitting on his mother.
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#187 stewiegriffin78
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Pikachu, will you shut up and get in my pants?
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#188 Koba123
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One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind......pie.....
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#189 BuckWheatJiggz
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bump, i want 202 posts pple. lets keep this moving
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#190 avataraang1
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Sweaty Donkey's chimpanzee
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#191 Mythbuster4ever
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Linkin park once ate a can of nasel spray on top of a plane while getting whacked with rubber chickens courtesy of Jeff Jose.
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#192 lobodob
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I found a bucket of apple poo in my hernia.
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#193 cjek
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Partially hydrogenated kitten juice is good for lions on a vegetarian diet who are seeking a holiday in Azerbaijan.
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#194 Old_Gooseberry
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"Opera is sexy hot butterass".
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#195 dissonantblack
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hey that penguin is pouncing on some mimes who are wearing tube dresses!
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My feces is alive with princess goblins.
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"50 Cent's music is the epitome of contrapuntal perfection in the Western musical tradition."
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#198 Dracargen
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"50 Cent's music is the epitome of contrapuntal perfection in the Western musical tradition."pianist

I don't care what the other 180 messages say -- You win.

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#199 MissRiotmaker
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"I am the hottest, best-looking ugly person in like forever."
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#200 druglord6
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my greasy dick is as large as a hairy african elephant pumped up with anabolic steroids

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