Say for example your GF told you she was pregnent today

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#51 verparanoidpers
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[QUOTE="verparanoidpers"][QUOTE="Dracargen"][QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Serial-No_3404"][QUOTE="Darthmatt"]That would be pretty crazy. But then again, I dont take chances that would get her that way.Dracargen

nothing is 100% except or abstinence...condoms are about 84% effective cause they can break, slip off etc....birth control is about 99.4% because she can miss a pill causing a lapse in protection...nothing is certain

Used correctly, condoms are actually around 98% effective.

http://www.plannedparenthood.org/birth-control-pregnancy/birth-control/condom.htm

You DO realize that plannedparenthood is the type of institution that forces people to have abortions and things, right?

In fact, I think they're going through some legal troubles at the moment. . .

no one is "forcing" someone to have an abortion

Plannedparenthood: "You're stupid if you don't have an abortion, have an abortion or you'll ruin your life, if you don't have an abortion your family will hate you, etc."

They don't strap them to the table, but they sure as hell want to.

still not forcing them to

oh, and could you give me a source for that quote?

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#52 -TheSecondSign-
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[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"]I'd be rather disturbed by that development. Partially because I still have my virginity, and secondly because I have no girlfriend. So to suddenly find out that I had a girlfriend and impregnated her would kinda be a shock to the system... :?aaaaarrrrggggg

I would come to the swift conclusion that a deranged stalker referring of herself as my "girlfriend", has stolen my DNA and promptly impregnated herself with it..

OR....you have split personalities and without realizing it you began dating and had sex with her.

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#53 Serraph105
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well i would leave seeing as i havent had sex with her yet
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#54 GettingTired
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[QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Serial-No_3404"][QUOTE="Darthmatt"]That would be pretty crazy. But then again, I dont take chances that would get her that way.Dracargen

nothing is 100% except or abstinence...condoms are about 84% effective cause they can break, slip off etc....birth control is about 99.4% because she can miss a pill causing a lapse in protection...nothing is certain

Used correctly, condoms are actually around 98% effective.

http://www.plannedparenthood.org/birth-control-pregnancy/birth-control/condom.htm

You DO realize that plannedparenthood is the type of institution that forces people to have abortions and things, right?

In fact, I think they're going through some legal troubles at the moment. . .

You're right, we should trust our Christian funded health programs instead, "Condoms are very dangerous and break all the time". In this case, Planned Parenthood is right, when used properly, condoms rarely break.

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#55 Xx_CYC756_xX
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I'd be smarter to not get her pregenant in the first place.
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#56 TheSystemLord1
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My girlfriend answered that question for me when she told me she was in favor of abortion early early on. Her and I both still can't stand kids, so I'm assuming that if it happened we'd take care of it...you never know though.
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#57 dooly420
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[QUOTE="Dracargen"][QUOTE="verparanoidpers"][QUOTE="Dracargen"][QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Serial-No_3404"][QUOTE="Darthmatt"]That would be pretty crazy. But then again, I dont take chances that would get her that way.verparanoidpers

nothing is 100% except or abstinence...condoms are about 84% effective cause they can break, slip off etc....birth control is about 99.4% because she can miss a pill causing a lapse in protection...nothing is certain

Used correctly, condoms are actually around 98% effective.

http://www.plannedparenthood.org/birth-control-pregnancy/birth-control/condom.htm

You DO realize that plannedparenthood is the type of institution that forces people to have abortions and things, right?

In fact, I think they're going through some legal troubles at the moment. . .

no one is "forcing" someone to have an abortion

Plannedparenthood: "You're stupid if you don't have an abortion, have an abortion or you'll ruin your life, if you don't have an abortion your family will hate you, etc."

They don't strap them to the table, but they sure as hell want to.

still not forcing them to

oh, and could you give me a source for that quote?

yeah, those quotes kinda confused me. i don't think you're supposed to talk to patients/customers like that.
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#58 Mrs_Sesshomaru
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I would be confused because I'm a girl and I can't get anyone pregnant.:P
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#59 foxhound_fox
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Ask her if she has been cheating on me because I would practice safe sex until I am ready for a child. In the end if it were my child and completely an accident I would most definitely stay with her. She would be the one I love and we made a child together, I am obligated to raise it.

In retrospect, I want children right now... right now. Problem is, I am not in the position to raise them.
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#60 GameFreak315
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More than worrying about the kid, I'd wonder when the hell I got a girlfriend. :P
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#61 DarkKar
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I'd sue the company I bought the raincoat from.
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#62 Omni-Slash
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I'd tell her not to tell my wife.....>_>
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#63 m4gicm4rty
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only one option - FALLLLLCCCCCOOOOOON PUNCHCCCHHHHHHHH!
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#64 geraldwillkill
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If this ever happened in my life I would Take Responsibility but since I Have no GF its impossible right now
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#65 nintendo_fan675
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I have a girlfriend :o
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#66 forgot_it
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Falcon punch her stomach.
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#67 thriteenthmonke
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I'd be confused, because I don't have a GF.
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#68 Demon2545
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My gf right now is 4 months pregnent, i'm not going anywhere
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#69 south411
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id stay
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#70 Omni-Slash
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My gf right now is 4 months pregnent, i'm not going anywhereDemon2545
congrats on slipping one past the goalie.....
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#71 Serial-No_3404
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[QUOTE="Demon2545"]My gf right now is 4 months pregnent, i'm not going anywhereOmni-Slash
congrats on slipping one past the goalie.....

his kid can say that out of millions...he was fastest
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#72 Video_Game_King
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I'd be surprised not only that I had sex, but that I had a girlfriend.
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#73 Mythbuster4ever
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RUN!!
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#74 lupinelope
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i'd leave