Put one round into his knee from my silenced MP5...and proceed with placing bamboo splints under his finger nails for a duration of 6 days...All the while I am constructing an elaborate device that is placed on his head...attached to his upper and lower jaw ..I will give him a challenge that is affected buy large red timer..If he completes the challenge he can go...If not....the timer expires and so do he...
Put one round into his knee from my silenced MP5...and proceed with placing bamboo splints under his finger nails for a duration of 6 days...All the while I am constructing an elaborate device that is placed on his head...attached to his upper and lower jaw ..I will give him a challenge that is affected buy large red timer..If he completes the challenge he can go...If not....the timer expires and so do he...
masiisam
As long as you have him at your mercy use the Judas Cradle!
I have a .40 SW pistol on top of my dresser with a loaded clip, but I have a habit of sleep walking and doing weird things while sleepwalking so I leave the clip out near the gun. I don't want to shoot holes in the walls in the middle of the night or anything. If someone broke down the door and immediately headed for my bedroom, I might not get to the gun in time, but those are the breaks.
Put one round into his knee from my silenced MP5...and proceed with placing bamboo splints under his finger nails for a duration of 6 days...All the while I am constructing an elaborate device that is placed on his head...attached to his upper and lower jaw ..I will give him a challenge that is affected buy large red timer..If he completes the challenge he can go...If not....the timer expires and so do he...
Head_of_games
As long as you have him at your mercy use the Judas Cradle!
Note to self: Never look that up again...and not ask how you know about such a device...
I have a .40 SW pistol on top of my dresser with a loaded clip, but I have a habit of sleep walking and doing weird things while sleepwalking so I leave the clip out near the gun. I don't want to shoot holes in the walls in the middle of the night or anything. If someone broke down the door and immediately headed for my bedroom, I might not get to the gun in time, but those are the breaks.Nice. I sleep with a .45 1911 with +p hallow points personally. I also keep the magazine out and next to the gun though. :)
I have a .40 SW pistol on top of my dresser with a loaded clip, but I have a habit of sleep walking and doing weird things while sleepwalking so I leave the clip out near the gun. I don't want to shoot holes in the walls in the middle of the night or anything. If someone broke down the door and immediately headed for my bedroom, I might not get to the gun in time, but those are the breaks.Nice. I sleep with a .45 1911 with +p hallow points personally. I also keep the magazine out and next to the gun though. :)
I also keep my M & P .40 right next to my bed with a loaded clip next to it.
By the way, I live in a fairly rural area and a few days ago, the county authorities found a couple murdered about 15 minutes from here. They had been tied up and beaten and then the house was torched. They havent found the guy yet.
Shame on you people who say I shouldnt be able to have a gun to protect myself.
Also, Inb4 "Your also a Republican and Bible Thumper". Sorry, but Im neither :P
I'd shoot him. I don't care if he is 8' tall and 400 pounds, he isn't going to like a couple of rounds of 12ga 3" magnum slugs. :)
epayps2
Would you at least let him know you had a gun first, or would you shoot without hesitation? Heh, if I had a gun handy and a big buff man broke down my door and entered my apartment I'd empty my whole clip in him without hesitation.
Another one? - "There's cheese in the fridge and whole grain loaf in the bread bin. One, and I mean only one, chocolate biscuit and wipe your feet! You're as bad as the cat! You'll fix the door after you've eaten"
I have a shot gun lying around. It doesn't work but it is a pump action, and it makes the loudest "ka-chink!" noise ever. That is enough to make pretty much anyone **** their pants and leave, and if they didn't leave I would bust out my knife.
Hmm, it doesn't say that he's a threat. But I'm definitely going to discuss with him about paying for my front door that he broke. And I also have a lot of weapons to kill him with if he decides to get hostile.
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